😈✨🍺MrTenant's Tavern and Dungeon

[Mrtenant]

Occasionally, a cat thing is cool, but, this is not a cat thread, it's a bar. No litter boxes here.

Please get freaky with your kitty on another thread.

Wait. That didn't come out right. Okay, play with your pussies somewhere...

No. That's not right either. Alright try this- feline fan club is another thread. There were go.

Also, pink pussy martinis on the house.

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[Mrtenant]

Happy Friday the 13th. See, there is another holiday in December.

How will you celebrate?

 

[Lotus_Kitty]

Occasionally, a cat thing is cool, but, this is not a cat thread, it's a bar. No litter boxes here.

Please get freaky with your kitty on another thread.

Wait. That didn't come out right. Okay, play with your pussies somewhere...

No. That's not right either. Alright try this- feline fan club is another thread. There were go.

Also, pink pussy martinis on the house.

https://images.slurrp.com/prodrecipe_images/cms/ptfi3o2vm8.webp?impolicy=slurrp-20210601&width=1200&height=675

Don’t need to tell me twice to play with my pussy somewhere! My kitty loves being stroked and teased. She would play or nap all day if she ran things.

We’re on holiday break so I can visit this fine establishment during work hours! So transgressive!

Might a lady get a sparkling cranberry juice, no alcohol? But in a lovely wine glass? And some munches please. I mean munchies. ;p Some sweet and salty nuts would not be amiss if those can be had here. My partner had to go work and he took his nuts with him.

(I kid, I’m not actually here for sexy RP but I do love the humor and innuendo on LitE. Hope it’s ok to chill at the bar and soak that in. It does my spirit good!)

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[Lotus_Kitty]

Happy Friday the 13th. See, there is another holiday in December.

How will you celebrate?

Watch a horror comedy that scares the pants off me! Preferably with my partner. Shawn Of The Dead is a favorite.

 

[Mrtenant]

Don’t need to tell me twice to play with my pussy somewhere! My kitty loves being stroked and teased. She would play or nap all day if she ran things.

We’re on holiday break so I can visit this fine establishment during work hours! So transgressive!

Might a lady get a sparkling cranberry juice, no alcohol? But in a lovely wine glass? And some munches please. I mean munchies. ;p Some sweet and salty nuts would not be amiss if those can be had here. My partner had to go work and he took his nuts with him.

(I kid, I’m not actually here for sexy RP but I do love the humor and innuendo on LitE. Hope it’s ok to chill at the bar and soak that in. It does my spirit good!)

https://img.freepik.com/free-photo/close-up-bowl-filled-with-honey-nuts_23-2148371895.jpg

Welcome to the bar. I'm actually supposedly working rn. Means I'm in an out of here sporadically.

Your beverage...

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[Mrtenant]

And I got tater tots today. Nuts are at a premium

https://www.foodgal.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/Salt-pepper-tater-tots-lede.jpg

 

[Lotus_Kitty]

And I got tater tots today. Nuts are at a premium

https://www.foodgal.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/Salt-pepper-tater-tots-lede.jpg

How did you know I love tater tots? Thank you! The humble potato is transformed into a treasure when grated and fried!

*attacks and devours the tater tots*
*chugs cranberry juice from her *
*dabs lips delicately with a napkin*
*wipes dainty fingers*

 

[Trubbycat]

Happy Friday the 13th. See, there is another holiday in December.

How will you celebrate?

We've already had our F13 excitement. Winston kitten snuck into the dryer and my wife then turned it on! It ran for several minutes and she was wondering what the thump thump thump was. She went to the basement, opened the door and pulled him out. Poor little guy was panting and trembling and just lay on the floor. My wife was freaking out so I called the vet and after describing the situation he sad to keep an eye on him and if he got worse take him to the animal ER. It's been two hours now and Winnie is better physically but definitely shaken up and not himself. This cat is a menace.

 

[Trubbycat]

I took Winston to the vet. He's pretty banged up and in pain but he'll be okay. I'd like to say he's learned a lesson but with this guy... who knows...?

 

[cascadiabound]

I took Winston to the vet. He's pretty banged up and in pain but he'll be okay. I'd like to say he's learned a lesson but with this guy... who knows...?

That's a rough morning for the little guy. I bet your wife feels terrible!

 

[Trubbycat]

That's a rough morning for the little guy. I bet your wife feels terrible!

She does.

 

[Lotus_Kitty]

I took Winston to the vet. He's pretty banged up and in pain but he'll be okay. I'd like to say he's learned a lesson but with this guy... who knows...?

So glad lil guy will recover. Oof. Rough day.

Sorry MrT, it devolved into a cat thread again!

May I have a top up on my cranberry juice, please and thank you?

 

[cascadiabound]

So glad lil guy will recover. Oof. Rough day.

Sorry MrT, it devolved into a cat thread again!

May I have a top up on my cranberry juice, please and thank you?

MrT was very busy today and I'm currently having a little holiday, so please forgive the tardiness at the bar. Fancy garnish to help make up for the delay

 

[Lotus_Kitty]

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MrT was very busy today and I'm currently having a little holiday, so please forgive the tardiness at the bar. Fancy garnish to help make up for the delay

Much obliged! Mmm fresh rosemary sprig. I’m here for the good company anyway, not for lightning fast service.

Where on earth did you find the lovely image with the books and red skirt? It’s like if Powells Book Store and a burlesque fashion show had a love child! Mmmm so many booooks… Stacks and stacks! Oh to never run out of reading material! I would sit on it, never leave, not get anything done again.

 

[cascadiabound]

Much obliged! Mmm fresh rosemary sprig. I’m here for the good company anyway, not for lightning fast service.

Where on earth did you find the lovely image with the books and red skirt? It’s like if Powells Book Store and a burlesque fashion show had a love child! Mmmm so many booooks… Stacks and stacks! Oh to never run out of reading material! I would sit on it, never leave, not get anything done again.

Powell's

 

[Rj_1954]

Got coffee...

 

[Strixaluco]

I think I'll jump straight to brunch today...

 

[Strixaluco]

I took Winston to the vet. He's pretty banged up and in pain but he'll be okay. I'd like to say he's learned a lesson but with this guy... who knows...?

Poor Winston

I bet he won't be interested in a running wheel after that... And he might stay out of the dryer, but not necessarily other appliances.

 

[subdudeme13]

Nobody here but us cats.

That is one cat I would love to pet! I know the consequences which is all the more reason to pet her.

 

[BrendaBear]

And I got tater tots today. Nuts are at a premium

https://www.foodgal.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/06/Salt-pepper-tater-tots-lede.jpg

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Whoops… I am a day late… dammit!

 

[BrendaBear]

Much obliged! Mmm fresh rosemary sprig. I’m here for the good company anyway, not for lightning fast service.

Where on earth did you find the lovely image with the books and red skirt? It’s like if Powells Book Store and a burlesque fashion show had a love child! Mmmm so many booooks… Stacks and stacks! Oh to never run out of reading material! I would sit on it, never leave, not get anything done again.

Powell's

Oh how I miss Powells’s!!!

 

[Trubbycat]

Oh how I miss Powells’s!!!

Powell’s? Must be a west coast thing…

Winston kitten is much better today. He ate and he’s walking around. I seriously doubt he learned anything yesterday…

 

[cascadiabound]

Powell’s? Must be a west coast thing…

Winston kitten is much better today. He ate and he’s walking around. I seriously doubt he learned anything yesterday…

So glad Winston kitten is recovering.

Powell's is a fabulous bookstore in Portland OR. It's a pretty amazing world of books. They have a few speciality bookstores that are the retail space of a regular bookstore), in the Portland metro area, but it is not a larger chain
Powell's City of Books https://g.co/kgs/2n85S62

 

[Nightbird]

Greetings and Salutations everyone

 

[Lotus_Kitty]

Greetings and Salutations everyone

Greetings and libations to you!

Might I get a sparkling cider please, non-alcoholic? Is MrT here tonight serving drinks?