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[Kitty_so_frisky]

Peewee’s junk is

the Secret Word because it

Wait for it


Wait for it


makes you

Wait….

Neve Campbell

OMFG!

 

[Wriggle]

Peewee’s junk is called “the secret word of the day” because it’ll make you scream!

Andre the Giant's

Is the eighth wonder of the world.

Socrates

 

[__Nathan1968]

Is the eighth wonder of the world.

Socrates

Socrates’ junk is obviously called “Thyself”. Hence his instruction that everyone should ‘Know Thyself’.

Benjamin Franklin

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Socrates’ junk is obviously called “Thyself”. Hence his instruction that everyone should ‘Know Thyself’.

Benjamin Franklin

What better nom de peen than his nom de plume? Silence Dogood!

Sam Elliot:

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What better nom de peen than his nom de plume? Silence Dogood!

Sam Elliot:

I’m gonna name my junk nom de peen

Sam Elliot’s junk is

The ‘Stache

You know why.

Patrick Swayze

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

I’m gonna name my junk nom de peen

Sam Elliot’s junk is

The ‘Stache

You know why.

Patrick Swayze

Dalton, because that big boy will fuck you up

Margot Robbie

 

[__Nathan1968]

I’m gonna name my junk nom de peen

Sam Elliot’s junk is

The ‘Stache

You know why.

Patrick Swayze

You’ve seen Road House. But you never met “Rode Ho’s”

Margot Robbie’s junk? Mary Queen of Twats.

Amelio Estefan

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

You’ve seen Road House. But you never met “Rode Ho’s”

Margot Robbie’s junk? Mary Queen of Twats.

Amelio Estefan

Are you using talk-to-text and/or did you mean Emilio Estefan? Gloria’s husband, a producer and member of Miami Sound Machine? Googled and didn’t find any significant celebrity results for Amelia Estefan

 

[__Nathan1968]

Are you using talk-to-text and/or did you mean Emilio Estefan? Gloria’s husband, a producer and member of Miami Sound Machine? Googled and didn’t find any significant celebrity results for Amelia Estefan

I’m using “bad spelling to text”.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m using “bad spelling to text”.

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Emilio Estefan calls his junk

The Conga cause you know can’t control yourself any longer

Emilio Estevez

 

[DannieB]

Emilio Estefan calls his junk

The Conga cause you know can’t control yourself any longer

Emilio Estevez

Emilio Estevez calls his junk

The Mighty Duck…flying in a V

Charlie Sheen

 

[__Nathan1968]

Emilio Estevez calls his junk

The Mighty Duck…flying in a V

Charlie Sheen

If you’ve seen it, you’d understand why Charlie Sheen’s junk is called ‘Two and a half men’.

Jennifer Grey

 

[UnquietDreams]

If you’ve seen it, you’d understand why Charlie Sheen’s junk is called ‘Two and a half men’.

Jennifer Grey

Jenifer calls hers

Baby in the Corner

Robert Patterson

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Robert Patterson

Gonna skip the obvious Twilight digs and call Robert Pattinson’s junk: The Lighthouse!

Elvira:

 

[UnquietDreams]

Gonna skip the obvious Twilight digs and call Robert Pattinson’s junk: The Lighthouse!

Elvira:

Elvira:

Elvira's Mistress of the Dick.

Boris Karloff

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Boris Karloff

Had he lived to see the 1980s, I would have called it The Mummy because men were told to wrap it up, but alas, we will have to go with Frankenstein’s Monster!

Vincent Price:

 

[UnquietDreams]

Had he lived to see the 1980s, I would have called it The Mummy because men were told to wrap it up, but alas, we will have to go with Frankenstein’s Monster!

Vincent Price:

Vincent Price:

The Conqueror Worm.

Peter Lorre:

 

[__Nathan1968]

Peter Lorre:

M'sieu Pig

Bella Lugosi

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

M'sieu Pig

Bella Lugosi

Plan 9 from in my Pants

Hmmmm I need to workshop that…anywho

Frank Langella

 

[morelikeasong]

Frank Langella

I’m not familiar with this guy so I’ll say Frank Langella’s junk is
Lil’ Frank ‘n’ Beans


Adam Sandler

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m not familiar with this guy so I’ll say Frank Langella’s junk is
Lil’ Frank ‘n’ Beans


Adam Sandler

Adam Sandler calls his junk

buuuuuuuddy

Michelle Williams

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

If you mean Michelle Williams the actress, Brokeback Valley.
If you mean Michelle Williams of Destiny’s Child, then Bug a Boo.

Hank Azaria:

 

[lavendersilk]

I'm trying to figure out how I found this thread linked to my Lit-lationship thread and why it has stalled on Hank Azaria's junk which is obviously called...

Chief Wiggum.

Cate Blanchett

 

[morelikeasong]

Cate Blanchett

Cate Blanchett’s junk is called
Benjamin’s Button

Brad Pitt

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

aww thank y’all for reminding me of my neglected baby!

Brad Pitt’s junk is

Mine

Helena Bonham Carter