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[UnquietDreams]

Sorry...

Finding Marlin

Ellen Degeneres

Ellen DeGeneres calls her vag

Little Ellen

Jerry Seinfeld?

 

[DannieB]

Jerry Seinfeld’s

Yada yada yada

Patrick Warburton

 

[morelikeasong]

Jerry Seinfeld’s

Yada yada yada

Patrick Warburton

Patrick Warburton calls his junk
Three oinkers wearing pants

Ok maybe that’s too deep of a cut but I’m laughing

David Spade

 

[UsuallyPresent]

David Spade's got

Dirty Joe

--

Andy Serkis

 

[HollyS]

David Spade's got

Dirty Joe

--

Andy Serkis

More low hanging fruit, but -

My Precious

Shakira

 

[UnquietDreams]

More low hanging fruit, but -

My Precious

Shakira

Shakira call hers

Lips Don't Lie

Sean Penn?

 

[Qky75]

Shakira call hers

Lips Don't Lie

Sean Penn?

Sean Penn calls his Spicoli

Liberace

 

[UnquietDreams]

Liberace calls it...

His Baby Grand.

How about Bob Dylan?

 

[morelikeasong]

How about Bob Dylan?

Not sure about his dangly bits, but Bob Dylan calls his butthole Heaven’s Door


Lady Gaga

 

[Qky75]

Not sure about his dangly bits, but Bob Dylan calls his butthole Heaven’s Door


Lady Gaga

Pa pa pa pa pa pok'her place

Demi Lavato

 

[UnquietDreams]

Pa pa pa pa pa pok'her place

Demi Lavato

Demi calls it...

Demi's LoveGrotto.

What does Noah Kahan call his?

 

[Qky75]

Noah Kahan calls his

Part of Me

Lionel Richie?

 

[__Nathan1968]

Lionel Richie deems his “Three Times a Lady”


Brooke Shields

 

[Qky75]

Lionel Richie deems his “Three Times a Lady”


Brooke Shields

Brooke Shields calls hers the Blue Lagoon

Kaitlyn Jenner?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Brooke Shields calls hers the Blue Lagoon

Kaitlyn Jenner?

Kaitlyn calls hers...

The Gold Standard.

Tom Brady?

 

[morelikeasong]

Tom Brady?

Tom Brady calls his The GOAT, of course


Roger Rabbit

 

[UnquietDreams]

Tom Brady calls his The GOAT, of course


Roger Rabbit

Roger calls his ...

The Second Banana!

Jessica Rabbit?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Jessica Rabbit calls hers the Hutch

Freddie Kruger?

 

[DannieB]

Freddie Kruger’s is a nightmare

Johnny Depp?

 

[MiaBabe23]

Freddy Krueger? That’s just bizarre lmao
Sliced banana?

Beetlejuice

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Beetlejuice is obvious - it’s Showtime!

Groucho Marx, for an old school reference?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Beetlejuice is obvious - it’s Showtime!

Groucho Marx, for an old school reference?

His Old Cigar.

Robert Downey, Jr?

 

[wrodgers89]

His Old Cigar.

Robert Downey, Jr?

Iron Man is too easy so I'll say Robert Downey, Jr. calls his Tropdick Thunder.

Marisa Tomei.

 

[dawn_of_night]

Freddie Kruger’s is a nightmare

Johnny Depp?

Johnny Deep calls his Penis of the Caribbean

 

[UnquietDreams]

Iron Man is too easy so I'll say Robert Downey, Jr. calls his Tropdick Thunder.

Marisa Tomei.

Marisa calls hers...

"I Damned Well Deserved That Oscar." (But she calls everything that.)

Chris Evens?