🧠 What Are Your Intrusive Thoughts Trying to Convince You of Today??

[~Elizabeth~]

I'll never measure up.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Leave work and drive to Cabelas you have time to burn..
That a decent price, buy it..
So what if you already have thirty of them, this one is shiny and sexy as fuck...

Okay pretty sure my intrusive thoughts are spittin facts at this point..

 

[Speshul91]

Tempted to ring my boss and say my van has broken down on a delivery so I can go and enjoy the nice weather

 

[CuriousCat89]

Why do you keep doing this to yourself? It's pointless.

I feel this way, too.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Really wish I could cancel today's work!


But hey at least I'll keep my mind busy.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Really wish I could cancel today's work!


But hey at least I'll keep my mind busy.

need me to call in a bomb threat?

 

[~Elizabeth~]

need me to call in a bomb threat?

I doubt that would help, I work for Amazon.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I doubt that would help, I work for Amazon.

damn it!! The only other option is kidnapping and thats just messy lol

 

[~Elizabeth~]

damn it!! The only other option is kidnapping and thats just messy lol

probably wouldn't get here in time either to whisk me away.

 

[cocokittysurprise]

I'm so fucking glad it's Friday; these people at work are driving me insane with their incompetence.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

probably wouldn't get here in time either to whisk me away.

I hate when my best laid plans fall apart

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Is it true papa, I'm not a real boy?

 

[Sexy_Singer]

The Met will call someday.

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

I really want to message her, and tell her that we're in a 6 degrees of separation situation

 

[Susurration]

That I should never have bought this house.

 

[cheekygirl75]

That I’m being selfish for just saying no.

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Have another drink..

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Have another drink..

Your thoughts and my thoughts are having the same thoughts.

 

[EvaLane]

What’s worse, me cheating or him saying “I don’t have time for your dramatic shit.” and hanging up on me?

What the fuck is wrong with me/all of us? Really?

 

[Ssbbw4u1974]

What’s worse, me cheating or him saying “I don’t have time for your dramatic shit.” and hanging up on me?

What the fuck is wrong with me/all of us? Really?

I got called dramatic once. 3 years ago and it upset me so much!!!
(I wasn't being dramatic),
I think men throw that word around too much!

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

What’s worse, me cheating or him saying “I don’t have time for your dramatic shit.” and hanging up on me?

What the fuck is wrong with me/all of us? Really?

I am dramatic but that's not a secret and someone deciding to weaponize a trait they used to love is a total kind of betrayal.

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

That I’m being selfish for just saying no.

That depends on the question.

 

[Saltfountain]

It doesn't matter what you do, or what they say, you're still not worth shit.

Fuck off you pointless cunt

 

[Cjbdd]

It doesn't matter what you do, or what they say, you're still not worth shit.

Fuck off you pointless cunt

I’d like to punch your intrusive thoughts right in the fucking face

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Worry over someone I care about.