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Re: Re: Re: Ain't winter hell for dogs?

SexyWench said:
I'd like to volunteer ;)
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You warm me everyday already....big kiss sweetheart


Hey.. dinners ready!! The naked Monks been cooking all day

:D
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Ain't winter hell for dogs?

STUDDOG said:
You warm me everyday already....big kiss sweetheart


Hey.. dinners ready!! The naked Monks been cooking all day

:D
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Naked Monk?
Is this a new
brotherhood?
Hmmmm
smile & :kiss:'s
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Ain't winter hell for dogs?

SexyWench said:
Naked Monk?
Is this a new
brotherhood?
Hmmmm
smile & :kiss:'s
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Yep....you can come and be my chamber maid....Lord Have Mercy!


kisses and hugs Mai
:kiss::rose::kiss:
 
Re: Re: Wonder which one is the spy....

STUDDOG said:
He's so cute.....but better watch himself.....cat's can get kinky:D
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Oh you think everyone is kinky, I suspect. lol
 
STUDDOG said:
Bar Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place.
The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then grabs some sliced limes and eats them. Then jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth, and to everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at the guy "Did you see what your monkey just did?"

The guy says "No, what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table-whole!"

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me, "replied the guy. "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff." He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate, then leaves.

Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his monkey with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted.

"Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.

"No, what?" replies the guy. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, pulled it out, and ate it!" said the bartender.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. " He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures everything first..."



:D
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Damn, bet that hurt!!!:eek: Poor baby.
 
SexyWench said:
THE MAILMAN

After 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood, the mailman was going to retire.

When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family who roundly and soundly congratulated him and sent him on his way with a tidy gift envelope.

At the second house, they presented him with a box of fine cigars.

The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.

At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee.

She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door and up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced!

When he had enough, they went downstairs where she fixed him a giant breakfast; eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice.

When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee! As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.

"All of this was just too wonderful for words", he said; "But what's the dollar for"?

"Well", she said, last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you, and he said; "Screw him. Give him a dollar". The breakfast was my idea!!
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Another good reason to watch what you say...:rolleyes:
 
Re: Re: Re: Wonder which one is the spy....

P3 said:
Oh you think everyone is kinky, I suspect. lol
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OH!! Your just reading to many "How to be Kinky" books and becoming suspicious of Kinky people like me....lol

:p
 
Re: Re: Re: Ain't winter hell for dogs?

P3 said:
Don't think its the buns he is worried about there darlin...:rolleyes:
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Well damn....I didn't want to say nuts and Willy!!!......:D


:kiss:
 
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