10 Reasons.......smile

[STUDDOG]

Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery


- Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

- Hand me that... uh... whatever it's called !

- Oh no! I just lost my watch.

- "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

- Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

- Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

- Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?

- There go the lights again...

- Ya' know... there's big money in kidneys... and this guy's got two of 'em.

- Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

- Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off.

- What's this doing here?

- I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.

- That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!

- Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.

-You sure it wasn't this leg?

- OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.

- Are his relatives waiting outside?

- Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?

- Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.

- What do you mean, "You want a divorce"!

- FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!

- This scissor looks rusted.

- Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing!

- Isn't this the one with the really lousy insurance?

- Now from where did this spider come in from.

 

[~Elizabeth~]

If this doesn't make you smile, I don't know what will. LOL Should need a demonstration, let me know.

 

[STUDDOG]

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[STUDDOG]

If this doesn't make you smile, I don't know what will. LOL Should need a demonstration, let me know.

Girl I'm smiling and I my teeth shot across the room and hit the parrot in the head......(he says......whazzzzz up!!!) and you sure are sexy in leather.....

"Lord .....may cows never go extinct"

 

[STUDDOG]

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[~Elizabeth~]

Girl I'm smiling and I my teeth shot across the room and hit the parrot in the head......(he says......whazzzzz up!!!) and you sure are sexy in leather.....

"Lord .....may cows never go extinct"

Shit! I now have to clean my dang keyboard...not to mention my monitor after that one. RFLMAO!!!!

 

[STUDDOG]

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This is so sad.....I'm in tears

 

[~Elizabeth~]

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This is so sad.....I'm in tears

Guess that's what happens when fairy tales and such make it into the modern world.

 

[STUDDOG]

Shit! I now have to clean my dang keyboard...not to mention my monitor after that one. RFLMAO!!!!

http://www.indianchild.com/images/netdog.jpg


Geezzzzzzzz!!! I never thought it would make a difference

 

[STUDDOG]

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That damn parrot hid my teeth.....

 

[~Elizabeth~]

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Geezzzzzzzz!!! I never thought it would make a difference

That relationship doesn't look very promising. lol 18 months and he left out such a vital detail?!!

 

[STUDDOG]

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[~Elizabeth~]

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AWWWWWWW!!! She's so damn cute, wonder what her friends would say about that prayer though.

 

[STUDDOG]

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Elizabeth......I wish you many babies...a pile just like this one

 

[~Elizabeth~]

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Elizabeth......I wish you many babies...a pile just like this one

OH DAMN...NOT FUNNY!!!!

You wait, I'll find just the right curse for you too, you little devil!!

 

[SexyWench]

http://www.indianchild.com/images/baby2a.jpg



Elizabeth......I wish you many babies...a pile just like this one

Awww how cute!
Careful there STUD
sometimes karma
has a way of coming
back and kickin' you
in the ass!

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[Kiss Me]

HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?

Beagle: "I'm tangled in this blanket, and I like the dark."

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!

Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!

Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . .

Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there...

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?

 

[STUDDOG]

HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?

Beagle: "I'm tangled in this blanket, and I like the dark."

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!

Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!

Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . .

Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there...

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?

LMAO.....THOSE ARE GREAT SWEETHEART...

Beagle: "I'm tangled in this blanket, and I like the dark."

JUST LIKE A BEAGLE............

 

[~Elizabeth~]

HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?


Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Yep, sounds like someone I know very well. LOL

 

[STUDDOG]

Yep, sounds like someone I know very well. LOL

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Stop stickin your tongue out at me....I'm gettin all wet over here.

 

[STUDDOG]

Stop stickin your tongue out at me....I'm gettin all wet over here.

Running in with the bucket and mop........

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Running in with the bucket and mop........

Oh, I just love a man with domestic abilities...among others.

 

[STUDDOG]

Oh, I just love a man with domestic abilities...among others.

Oh poo!!!!....I'm blushing!!

I even do windows and cooking.....

 

[LunarKitten]

Oh poo!!!!....I'm blushing!!

I even do windows and cooking.....

*perk* A man that cooks??!!!