10 things everyone hates about you

[run_silent]

I don't suck. Really all my friends and pets will tell you so. Check my Facebook they all love me. You are just a big meanie that likes to hurt innocent people.

SATIRE

 

[marshalt]

I will punch your self pity in the tit.

We now hate each other. Thanks to sonny. Fyi.

Just now? I've been hating you for years.

 

[CHNOPS]

See that? There's talking to each other. I made that happen.

I think we can all learn from what we've seen here today.

 

[glynndah]

1. Your stupid face

2. The way you try to make a point about something, but the point is lost because you're more worried about looking smart and in the end everyone just thinks you're a giant turdface.

3. You're an asshole. And not the cute pink little button kind of asshole. You're a giant, greasy, hairy, prolapsed crap-chute who dribbles shit all over the place.

4. That little saying you have that you think is so clever. It's not.

5. When someone says something you agree with, instead of just saying, "Yes" or "I agree" you say, "RIGHT?!" Fuck, that is so goddamn annoying.

6. The shit you post on facebook. "Busy day! Early meeting at work, then gotta hit the gym, drop off some returns, then pork chops for supper! YUMM!" Congratulations, you just described EVERYONE'S FUCKING DAY because everyone's fucking day is full of boring, mundane shit exactly like that! Who the fuck do you think you're impressing?

7. Your goddamn pets. No one, and I mean FUCKING NO ONE gives a shit about your fucking pets. Stop showing me pictures of your fucking pets. "Oh, but they bring so much love into my life!" Really? You think your pets fucking love you? Then why do you keep them inside? Why did you spend a grand and half on a fence for your yard? Because deep down, you know that given the chance, they'll take off from you and never come back.

8. The way you drink craft beer. If you only knew what a total fuckcock you sound like when you start spouting off about beer. "Bud Light? Why don't you just drink water? Haha! Seriously, you've got to try this new triple IPA from Bastard Fairy Brewery. It's this new artisan brewery in Indiana. It's run by these two guys, one of them was a dentist and the other was a taxidermist. And they only use hand-picked 2-row barley from this 10 acre plot outside of Burgos, Spain." Fuck you. Seriously, fuck you. I want to drink my beer, not fucking marry it. I don't care what it's fucking story is. And if I'm spending 20 bucks on beer, it better take 2 hands to carry it out to the car.

9. The way you do your kid's fundraising bullshit for them. Why is it that every day you come into work you seem to have another catalog full of useless, overpriced crap and expect me to buy it? You know, maybe if you had your kid come in and try to sell, maybe I'd buy. Until that day happens, you can shove those fucking thin mint and Little Caesar's pizza kits up your ass.

10. The way you're going to justify the way you suck. Go ahead, post that shit. You'll just look like even more of an asshole when you try to refute this.

I shall work on changing the odd-numbered ones first and then move onto the even-numbered ones. When I'm all finished, will you be happy?

 

[KyleW]

Just now? I've been hating you for years.

I hope you get aids, to add to the burden of your cursed existence. And cholera.

 

[John Doe]

Bud Light really does suck though.

 

[marshalt]

I hope you get aids, to add to the burden of your cursed existence. And cholera.

I hope you get cancer. But then it goes into remission and you think you've got it beat but then it comes back and kicks your ass into the grave.

 

[marshalt]

I shall work on changing the odd-numbered ones first and then move onto the even-numbered ones. When I'm all finished, will you be happy?

We all know the answer to that.

 

[july_night]

Can I get a summary of this thread? Marshalt complained, people posted. Is that about it?

hey tiny-dick, how's no-neck? you guys gained more weight?

 

[remy_lebeau8]

I do indeed. We didn't have a Little Caesar's where I grew up, but I always saw the commercials. I remember we were on vacation and we tried it. Horrible pizza.

They have 5 dollar hot and readys now. Ive eaten better tasting cardboard. Ill give the owners credit though. They can build a fuckin sports team

 

[remy_lebeau8]

Bud Light really does suck though.

Nothing budweiser is allowed in my house.

Worst
Beer
Ever

 

[Saint Peter]

We all know the answer to that.

What is your cousin doing these days?