100 word story. Exactly. No More. No less.

[joy_of_cooking]

Okay but I have to ask now: what help are a pair of torn off balls when hunting ostriches?

 

[joy_of_cooking]

@Mademoiselle_Sophie I have no idea what's going on but I sure enjoyed reading about it.

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

Okay but I have to ask now: what help are a pair of torn off balls when hunting ostriches?

I'm similarly baffled. I'm thinking either bait or bolas.

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

Muse

She’s lying in bed in just a tee shirt and panties, typing on her phone.

“There’s been a mistake!” I call behind me.

“It’s fine!” Comes the answer. “Women can write now!”

“But she’s writing erotica! That’s not my department!”

“Do your best, Thalia. Your sister is busy.”

I suppose. Technically, I am a nymph.

Nervously I slip into bed next to her, tease my slim fingers along her erect nipples, her clit.

Maybe I can do this.

I press my soft lips to her ear.

“Here’s an idea!” I whisper. “Farts!”

She shakes her head. Meta is funnier.

 

[NoTalentHack]

The sex was perfectly ordinary. She lay under him, looking adoringly up into his eyes as he drove into her. Not too fast; not too slow. Goldilocks sex. Their middle-aged bodies were capable of more vigor, but they found this pace the best blend of intensity, endurance, and pleasure.

“I love you” came from their mouths more than once, as heartfelt then as it had been the day he proposed. More words came as they neared climax: “Fuck me!” “Oh my god!” “Cum with me!” He filled her womb; they cuddled and kissed.

It was ordinary sex. It was perfect.

 

[panty_chap]

I'm new here and new at this, but I thought I'd give it a shot.




Hello?

Wow. After twenty years that's how you say hi?

Not offended. Surprised.

I’m hoping for pleasantly but experience says this call could go either way.

Fair enough. Some were wonderful.

Yes, climactic even. Nicely put.

Oh! I see we're friends again. Alrighty then!

No, not at all. I'm just limited on how I can respond. And ok, maybe a little flustered.

I’m not following.

HERE? At the reception?

Of course. I forgot about that.

A little black dress? Sounds enticing.

ONE of my weaknesses anyway!

Always the seductress... The corner booth?

Please. You know you had me at "panties".

 

[MargotPayge]

I'm new here and new at this, but I thought I'd give it a shot.

I've wanted to do one of these for a while now. Just never got one to work in my head. I love conceptual stuff. I am not always sure what the other half of the conversation is, but the story is clear enough.

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

Day Hike

On the trail our conversation casually turns to sex.

“I love to watch you masturbate,” he comments. “You’re so beautiful when you cum.”

By the time we arrive back at the trailhead, he knows he’s wound me up.

“Come here,” he says, sitting at a picnic table near the parking lot.

Taking my hand, he guides it down the front of my hiking shorts, down inside my panties.

“Really?” I glance around nervously. “Now?”

He nods, and presses his fingers against mine through both layers of fabric.

No one notices my orgasm.

At least I don’t think they do.

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

Where Do You See Yourself in Ten Years?

“Oh my God! You’re so young! Hello you!”

I laugh. “Hello … me.”

“I know why you’re here. Your instincts are right. Yes, leave him.”

“Anything else I should know?”

“Better not to risk it. Take my word for it—everything will be fine.”

A shared smirk. Together we start shedding clothes.

“So … can I?”

“I did. It was too good an opportunity to pass up.”

“Once in a lifetime?”

“Twice.”

Her mouth on my mouth, her fingers on my clit.

She knows exactly what I like.

We cum as one.

 

[joy_of_cooking]

I see why you include the title in your word count. That title is key!

 

[MargotPayge]

Archeology

“Watch your step.”

We tripped over the ancient T-shaped pillars that jutted out from the sparse ground vegetation, their weathered tops craggy, pitted, and sunbleached nearly white.

To the untrained eye, it was just a boulder field.

Arriving at an open test pit, we descended.

There, surrounded by massive stone columns, I dropped to my knees unzipping his dungarees.

“They’re highly stylized… And so big.”

I pressed his cock to my cheek.

“They’ve been erect for eleven millennia,” I continued breathlessly.

“I bet you're the first person to get head in the penis room of Karahan Tepe in ten-thousand years”

 

[NoTalentHack]

Archeology

“Watch your step.”

We tripped over the weathered tops of ancient T-shaped pillars that jutted out from the sparse ground vegetation craggy, pitted, and sunbleached nearly white.

To the untrained eye, it was just a boulder field.

Arriving at an open test pit, we descended.

There, surrounded by massive stone columns, I dropped to my knees unzipping his dungarees.

“They’re highly stylized… And so big.”

I pressed his cock to my cheek.

“They’ve been erect for eleven millennia,” I continued breathlessly.

“I bet you're the first person to get head in the penis room of Karahan Tepe in ten-thousand years”

Next up: Womb Raider.

 

[MargotPayge]

My edit fixed the dangling participle, I hope.

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

Archeology

“Watch your step.”

We tripped over the ancient T-shaped pillars that jutted out from the sparse ground vegetation, their weathered tops craggy, pitted, and sunbleached nearly white.

To the untrained eye, it was just a boulder field.

Arriving at an open test pit, we descended.

There, surrounded by massive stone columns, I dropped to my knees unzipping his dungarees.

“They’re highly stylized… And so big.”

I pressed his cock to my cheek.

“They’ve been erect for eleven millennia,” I continued breathlessly.

“I bet you're the first person to get head in the penis room of Karahan Tepe in ten-thousand years”

The Paleolithic is so hot!

 

[MargotPayge]

The Paleolithic is so hot!

I imagine what it would be like to live then. There wasn't much to do before the invention of pottery. You know, we'd sit around and carve giant phalluses out of the virgin bedrock. Then maybe sneak off in the middle of the night to fuck there under the penises.

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

I imagine what it would be like to live then. There wasn't much to do before the invention of pottery. You know, we'd sit around and carve giant phalluses out of the virgin bedrock. Then maybe sneak off in the middle of the night to fuck there under the penises.

I already wrote a story about the string skirt! Now you’ve got me thinking about what I could do with the Venus of Willendorf.

 

[MargotPayge]

Venus of Willendorf.

Maybe I should start a new thread - 100-word stories set in the stone age.

 

[Dak2]

(Everyone over eighteen)

Walk-ins Welcome
We sat at the wedding reception table reserved for the now grown kids from the neighborhood.

"Bobby's parents let me live with them to finish senior year when my family moved," Mary explained to Angie, my plus-one, who called me Rob, "I knew him from third grade."

Mary sipped her third glass of wine and reminisced, "I walked in on Bobby one afternoon. He was masturbating.. threatened to tell his mother if he didn't let me watch.. made him edge.. plum red mushroom head..he was so embarrassed..nice cock.. really spurted."

Angie whispered, "When's my turn......Bobby?"

 

[MargotPayge]

Acrostic.

Oh. Yes, baby. Yes, Baby. Yes, Baby. Lick my pussy. Mmmmm. Lick it. I’m gonna get there.
Right there. Right there baby, lick it. Don’t stop. Don’t stop. Keep it up, baby. Keep it up, baby.
Go on. Use that tongue. Don’t stop. Don’t you fuckin’ stop. Don’t you dare fuckin’ stop!
Ahhh, yeah. Oh baby you’re gonna make me come. Don’t stop. Mmmmm.
Stick your tongue inside. Ooooooh. Yeah. Take me there baby. You know I always come when you lick me.
Make me cum on your tongue baby. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.
I’m
Coming.

Author's note: This is a true story and works best when read aloud.

 

[joy_of_cooking]

You are really into constrained writing, aren't you? Poetry, 100 words, now acrostics.

 

[Sparky74]

Archeology

“Watch your step.”

We tripped over the ancient T-shaped pillars that jutted out from the sparse ground vegetation, their weathered tops craggy, pitted, and sunbleached nearly white.

To the untrained eye, it was just a boulder field.

Arriving at an open test pit, we descended.

There, surrounded by massive stone columns, I dropped to my knees unzipping his dungarees.

“They’re highly stylized… And so big.”

I pressed his cock to my cheek.

“They’ve been erect for eleven millennia,” I continued breathlessly.

“I bet you're the first person to get head in the penis room of Karahan Tepe in ten-thousand years”

Beautiful

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

You are really into constrained writing, aren't you? Poetry, 100 words, now acrostics.

The tighter the restraints, the sweeter the release.

 

[joy_of_cooking]

I probably won't remember to credit you but if you ever see that line in one of my stories, know that it came from you.

 

[MargotPayge]

You are really into constrained writing, aren't you? Poetry, 100 words, now acrostics.

The tighter the restraints, the sweeter the release.

I wish it were that kinky.
The actual reason:
I want to practice writing to specifications.

 

[BrightShinyGirl]

I wish it were that kinky.
The actual reason:
I want to practice writing to specifications.

I was just doing it for fun at first, but I played around with an old long-form project today, and I think the last few weeks of writing 100-word stories has tightened up my prose style. It's like literary Kegel exercises.