101 Ways to Brighten Your Day...

[dreampilot79]

45. Pet someone else's pussy(15)... then put your smile between their legs (34) and encourage (35) sitting on your smile!

 

[Guest]

46. Eat a mince pie.

 

[Guest]

47. Pull a cracker.

 

[Guest]

48. Eat a bit of breast and leg.

 

[Guest]

49. Stuff the bird.

 

[Guest]

47. Pull a cracker.

WTF??

50. Pull my finger.

 

[dreampilot79]

51 Eat a fur pie

 

[Guest]

WTF??

A cracker (with instructions for making your own):

http://www.geocities.com/traditions_uk/cracker.gif


51. Kiss your lover under the mistletoe.

 

[eric shawn listo]

51. Kiss your lover under the mistletoe. [/B]

52. Perhaps a nurturing (and nurishing) bj under the mistletoe.

 

[Guest]

52. Perhaps a nurturing (and nurishing) bj under the mistletoe.

Quite, have you seen where mine has his mistletoe?


53. Make ice.

 

[eric shawn listo]

Quite, have you seen where mine has his mistletoe?


53. Make ice.

And the ice would be for?

54. find a new way to use ice.

 

[Guest]

55. Get a Medic-Alert bracelet, have it inscribed with, "Needs frequent oral/gental resucitation." Go to the local emergency room and pretend to faint in front of a pretty nurse

 

[ABSTRUSE]

56. Worship Abs for the Godess she is.

 

[dreampilot79]

55. Get a Medic-Alert bracelet, have it inscribed with, "Needs frequent oral/gental resucitation." Go to the local emergency room and pretend to faint in front of a pretty nurse

Won't work... she'll just call the ugly one

 

[dreampilot79]

56. Worship Abs for the Godess she is.

Puts abs on a pedestal.... (the better to look up her dress)

57.Give to all needy females oral genital recessitation

 

[ABSTRUSE]

58. Find Lou's rat bastard computer thieving scumbag and tie him to a yule log, set fire and enjoy some s'mores and cocoa.

 

[Guest]

59. Sing Christmas carols around the fire.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

59. Sing Christmas carols around the fire.

60. Poor more gas on the fire.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

nice doggy!!!

 

[Guest]

59. Sing Christmas carols around the fire.

59.1 Yell fire in a room full of Carols. Watch the ensueing panic.

 

[fairysong]

60. Dance around the X-mas tree(in the nude of course)

 

[ABSTRUSE]

61. Hijack a thread.

 

[Guest]

62. Get pissed in Abstrusions and cause a riot.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

63. Save a puppy. (Still thinking about that )

 

[Bridget69]

64. Go on a no-guilt shopping spree.