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"As Steve is sitting there staring at his drink a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig.
"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly and the man burst into tears.
"This is the worst day of my life!" he says "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have insurance. I left my wallet in the uber I took home. I found my wife with another man and my dog bit me"
"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole damn thing! But enough about me, how's your day going?""
"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly and the man burst into tears.
"This is the worst day of my life!" he says "I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have insurance. I left my wallet in the uber I took home. I found my wife with another man and my dog bit me"
"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole damn thing! But enough about me, how's your day going?""
