19/m jerkin off huge cock

[joeys-game]

If he was only 19 he joined lit at 16... should have known better than to post a line like that

Well if he's only 19, he wouldn't be um clever enough or discreet enough to know that now would he?

*damn i like to play devils advocate at times*

 

[DirtyKitten]

*peeks in, looks around for huge, imaginary cocks*

 

[Joey3308]

Three men where in a prision in the desert. For a week all day and night they begged for there lives. One day the guard that was watching them said, "O.K. I've had it. Here's the deal if you three together have two feet of penis I'll let you go."

So he took the first guy out. Came back and took the second guy back. Came back took the third guy out. Came back and said, "You just made it. You can go."

The men left there walking and the first one said, "So you guys are lucky I have 12 inches." The second guy said, "You guys are lucky I have 11 inches." And the third guy said, "You guys are just lucky I had a hard on." http://www.cybergifs.com/dogs/doglaugh.gif

 

[joeys-game]

Three men where in a prision in the desert. For a week all day and night they begged for there lives. One day the guard that was watching them said, "O.K. I've had it. Here's the deal if you three together have two feet of penis I'll let you go."

So he took the first guy out. Came back and took the second guy back. Came back took the third guy out. Came back and said, "You just made it. You can go."

The men left there walking and the first one said, "So you guys are lucky I have 12 inches." The second guy said, "You guys are lucky I have 11 inches." And the third guy said, "You guys are just lucky I had a hard on." http://www.cybergifs.com/dogs/doglaugh.gif

ROTFLMFAO

 

[SecretLove69]

Ok well, the way I figure it a few things could have happened:

1. He used the wrong side of the ruler in which case 8 centimeters is equal to 3.15 inches.

or

2. His mother was looking through her trifocal glasses and somehow messed up the measurement.

or

3. His pet iguana crawled over the ruler just as the kid was getting the measurement and the tail got measured instead of "Little Johnny's popscicle stick".

or

4. Sally, his girlfriend from Junior High, was helping and she accidently measured one of her pigtails instead.

or

5. We are just incredibly lucky to have this wonder of nature in our midst and should get Ripley's Believe It Or Not on the phone and take Donkey Dong Boy on a world tour.

 

[done_got_old]

Ok well, the way I figure it a few things could have happened:

1. He used the wrong side of the ruler in which case 8 centimeters is equal to 3.15 inches.

or

2. His mother was looking through her trifocal glasses and somehow messed up the measurement.

or

3. His pet iguana crawled over the ruler just as the kid was getting the measurement and the tail got measured instead of "Little Johnny's popscicle stick".

or

4. Sally, his girlfriend from Junior High, was helping and she accidently measured one of her pigtails instead.

or

5. We are just incredibly lucky to have this wonder of nature in our midst and should get Ripley's Believe It Or Not on the phone and take Donkey Dong Boy on a world tour.

http://www.literacyrules.com/lit/1%2030%201.jpg

 

[slysexyone]

be careful ladies!!
I heard he's really hot!!
I got a hold of a transcript;

Wellhung: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?
Sweetheart: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
Wellhung: I'm 6'3" and about 250 pounds.I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart.I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny.
Sweetheart: I want you.Would you like to screw me?
Wellhung: OK
Sweetheart: We're in my bedroom.There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table.I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.
Wellhung: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up your shirt and kissing your chest.
Wellhung: Now I'm unbuttoning your blouse.My hands are trembling.
Sweetheart: I'm moaning softly.
Wellhung: I'm taking hold of your blouse and sliding it off slowly.
Sweetheart: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure.The cool silk slides off my warm skin.I'm rubbing your bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.
Wellhung: My hand suddenly jerks spastically and accidentally rips a hole in your blouse.I'm sorry.
Sweetheart: That's OK, it wasn't really too expensive.
Wellhung: I'll pay for it.
Sweetheart: Don't worry about it.I'm wearing a lacy black bra. My soft breasts are rising and falling, as I breath harder and harder.
Wellhung: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra.I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?
Sweetheart: I take your hand and kiss it softly.I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breasts. My nipples are erect for you.
Wellhung: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
Sweetheart: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.
Wellhung: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!
Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.
Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really.
Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.
Wellhung: I'm taking the sopping wet blouse from you. I drop it with a plop.
Sweetheart: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool.
Wellhung: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!
Sweetheart: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.
Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute.
Sweetheart: What's the matter?
Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.
Sweetheart: Are you OK?
Wellhung: I'm having a coughing fit. I'm turning all red.
Sweetheart: Can I help?
Wellhung: I'm running to the kitchen, choking wildly. I'm fumbling through the cabinets, looking for a cup. Where do you keep your cups?
Sweetheart: In the cabinet to the right of the sink.
Wellhung: I'm drinking a cup of water. There, that's better.
Sweetheart: Come back to me, lover.
Wellhung: I'm washing the cup now.
Sweetheart: I'm on the bed arching for you.
Wellhung: I'm drying the cup. Now I'm putting it back in the cabinet. And now I'm walking back to the bedroom. Wait, it's dark, I'm lost. Where's the bedroom?
Sweetheart: Last door on the left at the end of the hall.
Wellhung: I found it.
Sweetheart: I'm tuggin' off your pants. I'm moaning. I want you so badly.
Wellhung: Me too.
Sweetheart: Your pants are off. I kiss you passionately-our naked bodies pressing each other.
Wellhung: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.
Sweetheart: Why don't you take off your glasses?
Wellhung: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table.
Sweetheart: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!
Wellhung: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.
Sweetheart: Hurry back, lover.
Wellhung: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.
Sweetheart: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
Wellhung: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!
Sweetheart: What's the matter now?
Wellhung: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.
Sweetheart: Mmm, yes. Come on.
Wellhung: OK, now I'm going to put my...you know ...thing...in your...you know...woman's thing.
Sweetheart: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!
Wellhung: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.
Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!
Wellhung: I'm flaccid.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.
Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face.
Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.
Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.
Wellhung: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles.
Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.
Wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.
Sweetheart: Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser!
Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo!
Sweetheart: <logged off>

how did you get my IM's?

 

[phonesexguy69]

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[mrtnmoon]

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if your cock is really huge, you should just suck yourself off and save yourself all the aggravation.