1sexylady's thread

[Kol]

Your funny girlfriend....wish there were a guy behind that wave then it wouldn't of been so bad... The ass is healing nicely want to come over and look... it will be up and working again very soon....

Takes a peek at ********'s ass...

Faints from the beauty....

It's healing nicely.... and I'll stand behind it....

 

[big salami]

i'll do it, i'll do it!!

Your funny girlfriend....wish there were a guy behind that wave then it wouldn't of been so bad... The ass is healing nicely want to come over and look... it will be up and working again very soon....

what an offer!! wait while i look up the time of the next flight baby!!

i'll volunteer to be behind that next wave baby <waves to draw attention to himself!>

and as for coming ove to look at your ooooohhhhh ssssssoooooo
sexy ass baby, THAT JOB IS FOR ME! and i'm prepared to fight just anybody, barehanded (not to mention bare arsed!) for it!!

and you sweet sexy lady, i do agree with some others who have said loud and clear on here!! THIS THREAD WILL NOT DIE!! not while i've got enough strength in my old and ancient fingers, riddled with arthiritis as they are, to strike some keys on this crappy key board that i've had to borrow because mine gave up the ghost about an hour ago!! (can't think why it would just collapse like that, steaming and smoking the way it did!! lol) it can't be to do with how much use it gets can it?? can it???? oh!! it can?? ok then, i guess i'll have to get a new one!! lol. i think i'll get one that can spell this time!! lol

i love "your" thread 1sexylady babe!!

long may it last!!

The Big Salami has spoken!
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Though I am old, yet i am strong and lusty! Wm. Shakespeare, As You Like It Act II Scene III>

 

[1sexylady]

mmmmm thats what I like a guy that kisses my butt


Hey, I like a girl who likes a guy to kiss her butt. As a matter of fact, I would love to kiss your butt.

bite nah...nibble maybe....kiss always....

 

[1sexylady]

Takes a peek at ********'s ass...

Faints from the beauty....

It's healing nicely.... and I'll stand behind it....

Now Kol.....thats New Jersey I live...

 

[1sexylady]

Re: i'll do it, i'll do it!!

what an offer!! wait while i look up the time of the next flight baby!!

i'll volunteer to be behind that next wave baby <waves to draw attention to himself!>

and as for coming ove to look at your ooooohhhhh ssssssoooooo
sexy ass baby, THAT JOB IS FOR ME! and i'm prepared to fight just anybody, barehanded (not to mention bare arsed!) for it!!

and you sweet sexy lady, i do agree with some others who have said loud and clear on here!! THIS THREAD WILL NOT DIE!! not while i've got enough strength in my old and ancient fingers, riddled with arthiritis as they are, to strike some keys on this crappy key board that i've had to borrow because mine gave up the ghost about an hour ago!! (can't think why it would just collapse like that, steaming and smoking the way it did!! lol) it can't be to do with how much use it gets can it?? can it???? oh!! it can?? ok then, i guess i'll have to get a new one!! lol. i think i'll get one that can spell this time!! lol

i love "your" thread 1sexylady babe!!

long may it last!!

The Big Salami has spoken!
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Though I am old, yet i am strong and lusty! Wm. Shakespeare, As You Like It Act II Scene III>

Wow Big Salami......that was a mouth full.....now how big is that salami.... Mustard and swiss cheese on rye ok... Thank you for the compliment...

 

[bknight2602]

Well I have a sore butt..... A wave caught me and dragged me under yesterday scratched up my back and hurt my butt... I will be back tomorrow...

I hope your'e better and yes I would kiss your butt to make it feel better. I probably would not stop there, though. Kissing all of the undersides just might make the hurt be diplaced with a better feeling!!

 

[big salami]

Re: Re: i'll do it, i'll do it!!

Wow Big Salami......that was a mouth full.....now how big is that salami.... Mustard and swiss cheese on rye ok... Thank you for the compliment...

well babe, it's funny you should ask that question in the same breath as saying........ "that was a mouthfull!" ..... do you often answer your own questions sweet sexy lady?? lmao!

really though, it's about this big.......<holds up both hands a miserly 6 inches apart!> but, it's about this thick,< holds up one hand with tip of index finger just touching tip of thumb!> hehehehehehe!!

The Big Salami has spoken!
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work is the curse of the drinking classes!!

 

[1sexylady]

I hope your'e better and yes I would kiss your butt to make it feel better. I probably would not stop there, though. Kissing all of the undersides just might make the hurt be diplaced with a better feeling!!

mmmmmm that sounds very nice... When I am hurt I always like to feel better....

 

[1sexylady]

Re: Re: Re: i'll do it, i'll do it!!

well babe, it's funny you should ask that question in the same breath as saying........ "that was a mouthfull!" ..... do you often answer your own questions sweet sexy lady?? lmao!

really though, it's about this big.......<holds up both hands a miserly 6 inches apart!> but, it's about this thick,< holds up one hand with tip of index finger just touching tip of thumb!> hehehehehehe!!

The Big Salami has spoken!
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work is the curse of the drinking classes!!

 

[Kol]

Re: Re: Re: Re: i'll do it, i'll do it!!

How do you pronounce that?

 

[Santino51]

Lady

1SexyLady, I would love to kiss and lick you all over. You seem to be such a loving and seductive lady!!

 

[Jaded1]

Mmmmmmmmmm

Baby, your the best Now, who loves ya

Jaded1, CT

 

[1sexylady]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: i'll do it, i'll do it!!

How do you pronounce that?

Y......U......M......M......Y ?

 

[1sexylady]

Re: Lady

1SexyLady, I would love to kiss and lick you all over. You seem to be such a loving and seductive lady!!

Thank you...mmmm...Texas..how long is your tongue..??

 

[1sexylady]

Re: Mmmmmmmmmm

Baby, your the best Now, who loves ya

Jaded1, CT

Jaded.....Sweetie..you showed up.... These days I wonder myself.... Did you hear about my poor butt...??? I got a boo boooooo....

 

[big salami]

Re: Re: Re: Re: i'll do it, i'll do it!!

well sweetheart if that impresses you, wait til you see my tongue extension!!

The Big Salami has spoken!
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[1sexylady]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: i'll do it, i'll do it!!

well sweetheart if that impresses you, wait til you see my tongue extension!!

The Big Salami has spoken!
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Tongue extension.....

 

[alwaysawake]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: i'll do it, i'll do it!!

Tongue extension.....

I think the big man got her with the tongue extension!

 

[Santino51]

Thank you...mmmm...Texas..how long is your tongue..??


I'm sure it is long enough to put a BIG smile on your face!!

 

[big salami]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: i'll do it, i'll do it!!

I think the big man got her with the tongue extension!

I only wish AA, i only wish but, it seems unlikely!!

i am prepared to demonstrate the tongue extension though, in a controlled environment of course!! lmao

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The Big Salami has spoken!!
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and is prepared to flap his tongue in other ways too!!
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i just love the taste and the smell of "WOMAN" if only i could bottle it!! yummy!!

 

[1sexylady]

Oh shucks......

All these tongues and soooooooooooo far away...

 

[UnBonTipo]

proximate tongue

well, i'm just a few miles away. we had a dialogue going once, but it fell away. why?

 

[alwaysawake]

BUMP!

 

[1sexylady]

Re: proximate tongue

well, i'm just a few miles away. we had a dialogue going once, but it fell away. why?

Well I have no answers for that........do you????

 

[1sexylady]

BUMP!

Just a bump....no grind????????