2010 Team Poetry Contest

[annaswirls]

I'll write a porno story based on that passage. Curry hand jobs.

hmmmm I don't know about the curry, but I have read a good erotic poem involving shrimp. Wish I could recall the title, I can't realistically scan 10000 poems to find it. Anyone remember? Something with the navel holding various dipping sauces. Eve would probably know.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

hmmmm I don't know about the curry, but I have read a good erotic poem involving shrimp. Wish I could recall the title, I can't realistically scan 10000 poems to find it. Anyone remember? Something with the navel holding various dipping sauces. Eve would probably know.

LOL @ the Eve bit!

 

[CharleyH]

I want a poem, or at least a piece of flash fiction from this passage.

Edit to say: never mind.

 

[annaswirls]

Edit to say: never mind.

oh missy, I know tickle torture and can make you talk.....

 

[CharleyH]

oh missy, I know tickle torture and can make you talk.....

Only Lauren and Tess know my 'spots', you will have to torture them with tickles before you get to me!

PS - unfortunately for me they are both easy tickle targets - lol

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Only Lauren and Tess know my 'spots', you will have to torture them with tickles before you get to me!

PS - unfortunately for me they are both easy tickle targets - lol

That's one torture that wouldn't work on me I'm not ticklish and the usual 'spots' are erogenous on me

 

[Remec]

That's one torture that wouldn't work on me I'm not ticklish and the usual 'spots' are erogenous on me

*smile*
That's okay, that'd be worth checking out anyways, perhaps moreso.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

*smile*
That's okay, that'd be worth checking out anyways, perhaps moreso.

naughty boy!

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

Only Lauren and Tess know my 'spots', you will have to torture them with tickles before you get to me!

PS - unfortunately for me they are both easy tickle targets - lol

Tickle me all you like....I'm not telling - I'm selfish that way.

 

[EroticOrogeny]

I'm quite ticklish - can make a doctor's exam difficult.
I was the oldest child in our family, so I think I gave more than I got.

 

[bflagsst]

I'm quite ticklish - can make a doctor's exam difficult.
I was the oldest child in our family, so I think I gave more than I got.

Nothing beats giggling like a school girl when some Army doctor puts their hand on your belly during an exam. So instead of giggling I'd pretend I was in slight agony, which wasn't any better because then you had to answer a series of questions which the doctor wouldn't believe because they just saw you wincing.

'Specialist, what's wrong with your stomach?'

'Nothing, Ma'am.'

'Don't lie to me, Specialist...'

'Ma'am, I'm real ticklish, I was just trying not to laugh.'

'Right. I'm scheduling you for an MRI.'

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

Nothing beats giggling like a school girl when some Army doctor puts their hand on your belly during an exam. So instead of giggling I'd pretend I was in slight agony, which wasn't any better because then you had to answer a series of questions which the doctor wouldn't believe because they just saw you wincing.

'Specialist, what's wrong with your stomach?'

'Nothing, Ma'am.'

'Don't lie to me, Specialist...'

'Ma'am, I'm real ticklish, I was just trying not to laugh.'

'Right. I'm scheduling you for an MRI.'

There's a poem lurking in them thar words......

 

[CharleyH]

There's a poem lurking in them thar words......

Indeed! lol

 

[butters]

Nothing beats giggling like a school girl when some Army doctor puts their hand on your belly during an exam. So instead of giggling I'd pretend I was in slight agony, which wasn't any better because then you had to answer a series of questions which the doctor wouldn't believe because they just saw you wincing.

'Specialist, what's wrong with your stomach?'

'Nothing, Ma'am.'

'Don't lie to me, Specialist...'

'Ma'am, I'm real ticklish, I was just trying not to laugh.'

'Right. I'm scheduling you for an MRI.'

this made me smirk. yes it did

 

[bflagsst]

Nothing beats trying not to laugh and spitting a little on your superior in the process. I used to get in the stupidest predicaments, just the smallest stuff that turned into whole ordeals. I wish I was a better writer because I'd write all these essays about nothing whatsoever like Bill Bryson.

 

[butters]

Nothing beats trying not to laugh and spitting a little on your superior in the process. I used to get in the stupidest predicaments, just the smallest stuff that turned into whole ordeals. I wish I was a better writer because I'd write all these essays about nothing whatsoever like Bill Bryson.

a long time ago, i was being checked out for gall bladder problems - they had a young american doc check me over top to toe, including a test on my feet with some instrument ... it involved running it up each sole, heel to toes. apparently my toes did this thing that indicated i was a nutter but i couldn't stop squirming and laughing where it tickled so badly but it was funnier when they asked him if he'd like a coffee - he said yes, please, with cream.

ha! we're talking NHS here. cream? oh it made us laff

 

[bflagsst]

a long time ago, i was being checked out for gall bladder problems - they had a young american doc check me over top to toe, including a test on my feet with some instrument ... it involved running it up each sole, heel to toes. apparently my toes did this thing that indicated i was a nutter but i couldn't stop squirming and laughing where it tickled so badly but it was funnier when they asked him if he'd like a coffee - he said yes, please, with cream.

ha! we're talking NHS here. cream? oh it made us laff

I remember getting a physical from this brand new medical student on like his first day in a medical office. Dude basically says, "It's common for men to obtain erections during this bit." while he's doing whatever it is they do around your peen and testes. I think he said it more for his own comfort, just in case I popped a woody on him. btw, I don't think it is common that dudes get boners when getting physicals from men or women.

 

[butters]

I remember getting a physical from this brand new medical student on like his first day in a medical office. Dude basically says, "It's common for men to obtain erections during this bit." while he's doing whatever it is they do around your peen and testes. I think he said it more for his own comfort, just in case I popped a woody on him. btw, I don't think it is common that dudes get boners when getting physicals from men or women.

i think you might be right

though for those who get aroused by certain circumstances ....
personally, i can think of few less erotic experiences than getting internal exams and stuff. even when i had this guy crawling all over me testing my eyes - i know it'd been a while since i'd last had my eyes tested, so didn't say anything at the time. now i know that was no regular eye check! it certainly wasn't erotic, just weird :gasp:

 

[UnderYourSpell]

i think you might be right

though for those who get aroused by certain circumstances ....
personally, i can think of few less erotic experiences than getting internal exams and stuff. even when i had this guy crawling all over me testing my eyes - i know it'd been a while since i'd last had my eyes tested, so didn't say anything at the time. now i know that was no regular eye check! it certainly wasn't erotic, just weird :gasp:

I have only one word to put here ....... smear

 

[EroticOrogeny]

I remember getting a physical from this brand new medical student on like his first day in a medical office. Dude basically says, "It's common for men to obtain erections during this bit." while he's doing whatever it is they do around your peen and testes. I think he said it more for his own comfort, just in case I popped a woody on him. btw, I don't think it is common that dudes get boners when getting physicals from men or women.

Me neither - but its another ticklish area for me.
Everyone probably has lots of doctor stories.
My wife was somewhat jealous of one specialist since the doc was a young attractive woman.
One doctor I went to once seemed sicker than I was.

 

[champagne1982]

i think you might be right

though for those who get aroused by certain circumstances ....
personally, i can think of few less erotic experiences than getting internal exams and stuff. even when i had this guy crawling all over me testing my eyes - i know it'd been a while since i'd last had my eyes tested, so didn't say anything at the time. now i know that was no regular eye check! it certainly wasn't erotic, just weird :gasp:

<ahem> Yes, certain circumstances indeed. I have a definite reaction to pressure on what anatomy texts and I define as my Gralfenburg area. It's primarily autonomous and totally uncontrollable. Erotic or not, it happens. I and my doctor have agreed to move along through it. It's not like the doc premeditates my internal to arouse me, quite the opposite, but sometimes the stimulus is inadvertent (the first time came as a total surprise). At least he warms the speculum...

 

[UnderYourSpell]

<ahem> Yes, certain circumstances indeed. I have a definite reaction to pressure on what anatomy texts and I define as my Gralfenburg area. It's primarily autonomous and totally uncontrollable. Erotic or not, it happens. I and my doctor have agreed to move along through it. It's not like the doc premeditates my internal to arouse me, quite the opposite, but sometimes the stimulus is inadvertent (the first time came as a total surprise). At least he warms the speculum...

Got no problem there ...... I don't like it! I think I was put together backwards my back is more erogenous than my front!

 

[butters]

<ahem> Yes, certain circumstances indeed. I have a definite reaction to pressure on what anatomy texts and I define as my Gralfenburg area. It's primarily autonomous and totally uncontrollable. Erotic or not, it happens. I and my doctor have agreed to move along through it. It's not like the doc premeditates my internal to arouse me, quite the opposite, but sometimes the stimulus is inadvertent (the first time came as a total surprise). At least he warms the speculum...

hahahha - thank goodness you and your doc have got a good relationship and CAN get past that. now that's what I call professional