2'nd ooc: High school blues

[Jacobo_Curious]

That, or you'll just come back with eight chances left.

I always figured I could just insert another quarter.

 

[cats]

Do I look like a game in the middle of an arcade? Do you think you can give me a quarter and shake my joystick around, pushing my buttons until you get the high score? Am I simply here to entertain you before you go to a movie?

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

Cats, are you hitting on me?

Or did me talking about inserting quarters sound like sexual innuendo?

 

[cats]

Come now is we are talking about sex I ould insert something into you. Or at the very least I would twist the image around in my mind tell it was that. Then I would probably walk off funny despite my delusions.

Any how I don't think I'm hiting on you. I could be wrong, it would be the first time. I supose tehre is a first time for everything, even this. Did I mention I am never wrong and don't brag?

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

Are you sure you've never hit on me?

Though, admittedly, I can't think of any specific occassions when you have...

 

[cats]

No it'd be the first time I wrong. I've hit on you before. Or atleast I would assume I have. I gave you up for lint remember. Thats the closest thing I can remember to hting on you. Oh and I wrote you a poem of some sort once. I remember calling a rose a thorny weed in it. Some how I didn't save a coppy so I can't use it again and again like I do with the rest of the romantic garbage I say. I'm just so chamring aren't I?

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

Aww, I like your romantic garbage, Cats.

But I'll beat you up if you hit on me, so watch out.

*glowers threateningly, then giggles*

Man, I'm cruel. Poor kitty.

*big hug to Cats*

 

[cats]

Oh is that why you beat on Hy? Here I thought it was because you were a double agent. Beating Hy up so I could get a leed in the game.

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

Nah, I beat up Hy because he didn't hit on me.

I'm hard to please.

 

[cats]

Oh the confusion simply known as JC.

You keep us running in circles and guessing at what we wish to know.
You keep us hiding and fearing what we dare think we know.
You keep us smiling and hoping we will get to know.
You keep us thinking and wondering,
simply wondering and blundering,
trying to know.

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

Heeey, nice. Did you make that one up?

 

[cats]

In all honesty I am to lazzy to go and look around tell I find a poem I like. I made it up.

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

That's very sweet of you, Cats! ...I think.

Oh, well.

*leans over and kisses Cats chastely on the cheek*

^_^

 

[cats]

Personally I'm not sure that poem was a compliment. But a kiss is a kiss right. Still by chastely do you mean, not until after marriage?

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

Yes, Cats. The kiss only takes effect after I'm married. Wait patiently.

...nnnnh...

Where's Hy??

 

[cats]

My guess is sleeping, he could be making up for the year spent awake on lit. you know?

 

[Jacobo_Curious]

Or making up for the year he's going to spend with me, where he damn well won't be doing any sleeping.

Booyah!

 

[cats]

So you stay up late playing Parcheesi too?

 

[hybirdx]

Talking behind my back again? *Sighs*

 

[cats]

Wait a minute... god damn I'm a idiot. Why the hell didn't I relise earlier JC is the one that has been on recently and Hy came back!

JC are you still here? Am I still here? We need to do a head count!!!

 

[hybirdx]

*Pinch and sqeases the spot in between eyes while shaking head and sighing* (I wonder how high and paranoid he is...)

 

[cats]

Well JC, is takeing this week end off if I recall. Otehrwise I would be pretty sure you would leave before she returns again. This seems to be the trend.

 

[hybirdx]

Pattern my ass!

 

[kamalw1]

There is a pattern on your ass?

 

[hybirdx]

*slaps forehead*