3 word story

[lucky-E-leven]

The results were

 

[Icingsugar]

totally mindblowing weird.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

It turns out

 

[Guest]

to be meaningless.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

So Sue goes

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

So Sue goes

completely nuts, and

 

[gauchecritic]

**You should be patient JMT
the web is worldwide
We don't all live on American Time**

 

[gauchecritic]

completely nuts, and

writes a letter

 

[Guest]

writes a letter

-- the letter 'P'.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

P is for

 

[Boxlicker101]

Perdita, who then

 

[Guest]

magically appeared, waving

 

[Guest]

and jumping for

 

[Boxlicker101]

joy, because she

 

[Guest]

had just had

 

[Boxlicker101]

the most incredible

 

[Guest]

burrito, which she

 

[Guest]

thought looked like

 

[Guest]

her first husband's

 

[Boxlicker101]

nose, except that

 

[Guest]

it was longer.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Sue looked for
someone who
could be happy
selling sex toys.

Unfortunately her husband
was a prude.

So she went
to the mall
in her beemer
just to get
a bowling ball.

No one knew
what the bowling ball
was for.

She also bought
the most expensive
silk scarf that
matched her handcuffs.

On a whim,
she decided to
post a poll.

The poll measured
the size of
ego's on Lit.

The results were
totally mindblowingly weird.

It turns out
to be meaningless.

So Sue goes
completely nuts and
writes a letter
--the letter 'P'.

'P' is for
Perdita, who then
magicallyl appeared waving
and jumping for
joy because, she
had just had
the most incredible
burrito, which she
thought looked like
her first husband's
nose, except that
it was longer.

***

Sue thinks that

 

[Guest]

the bowling ball

 

[lucky-E-leven]

might fit into