3 word story

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became glued to

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Sue looked for
someone who
could be happy
selling sex toys.

Unfortunately her husband
was a prude.

So she went
to the mall
in her beemer
just to get
a bowling ball.

No one knew
what the bowling ball
was for.

She also bought
the most expensive
silk scarf that
matched her handcuffs.

On a whim,
she decided to
post a poll.

The poll measured
the size of
ego's on Lit.

The results were
totally mindblowingly weird.

It turns out
to be meaningless.

So Sue goes
completely nuts and
writes a letter
--the letter 'P'.

'P' is for
Perdita, who then
magicallyl appeared waving
and jumping for
joy because, she
had just had
the most incredible
burrito, which she
thought looked like
her first husband's
nose, except that
it was longer.

***

Sue thinks that
the bowling ball
might fit into
her loose wet
pussy. But then
she realized that
the red flag
waving outside her
window was a
disposable item snagged
on a man's
hard throbbing erect
middle finger as
he waved to
someone named Ernie
who was also
well known as
a boring twat. (Nice one Perdita.)

Sue waved back
while exposing her
tiny little chihuahua
named Mr. Winkle.

Ernie left and
tongue wagged, dripping
sticky, smelly saliva
onto the sidewalk
where innocent people
became glued to

***
the riveting sight

 

[McKenna]

.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

like liquid latex

 

[gauchecritic]

just outside their

 

[McKenna]

.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Mr. Winkle jumped

 

[gauchecritic]

on the nearest

 

[Guest]

unsuspecting, innocent by-stander

 

[McKenna]

.

 

[Liar]

like never before.

 

[McKenna]

.

 

[CharleyH]

Her leg stretched

 

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his arse tightened

 

[Guest]

.

 

[Boxlicker101]

because he needed

 

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8

oxygen to revive

 

[Guest]

his little monkey

 

[CharleyH]

her embarrassment

 

[McKenna]

.

 

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at the size

 

[Liar]

of that microscopic

 

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hardly visible

 

[Boxlicker101]

tuft of hair

 

[CharleyH]

5 centimetres? Yikes