3 word story

[lewdandlicentious]

Newly fastened fly

 

[Guest]

His blood curdling

 

[lewdandlicentious]

scream echoed through

 

[Guest]

Buckingham Palace

 

[lewdandlicentious]

(Can't stop laughing!!!!)

 

[Guest]

(Hahaha! )

 

[Boxlicker101]

it's so painful,

 

[CharleyH]

but the 'Queen'

 

[Boxlicker101]

sniffed distainfully and

 

[SlickTony]

and shouted "Off

 

[Boxlicker101]

my foot, stupid."

 

[damppanties]

So stupid moved

 

[Honey123]

, although quite slowly

(Thanks Tatelou!)

 

[Vincent E]

and fell down.

 

[Boxlicker101]

knocking Queenie down

 

[Honey123]

upon her pompous

 

[Liar]

and extremely tacky

 

[Guest]

husband, Prince Phillip

D Pleasure, Honey. Erm, what did I do? )

 

[Boxlicker101]

who said "ouch,

 

[Guest]

get that Corgi

 

[Boxlicker101]

away from me

 

[CharleyH]

You Queen!


(don't know what crigi is? )

 

[Guest]

It scratched my

(Charley, a Corgi is a breed of dog; the dog of choice for the British Royal Family. )

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Errm....leg!!

 

[Guest]

The middle one?