3rd Annual Great Variations Advent Calendar

[Cjbdd]

 

[Cjbdd]

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

 

[MedicalMuse]

 

[Saltfountain]

Not all employment is gainful
But this job seems positively painful
For right up their ass
The branches must pass
The downside to being an angel

 

[MissRadiant]

Made that for pepper's playpen last year. Figured it fits here for today.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

The angel I will always feel at my side.

 

[Biggalute]

An angel looking up at a tree

 

[Biggalute]

I'm not a complete heathen!

 

[lingus60]

 

[MissRadiant]

Do snow angels count?
(@summer_reine I had too.....its like my handstand pic you saw....im a kid at heart)

 

[Saltfountain]

 

[Bloodandglitter]

 

[summer_reine]

@MissRadiant I had the same idea! Except it's -30 and I couldn't bring myself to do more than a mini version

 

[Saltfountain]

Day 18 and I'm getting grumpier
For it seems that I'm also much plumpier
For try as I might
My pants are too tight
And I can't fit in my Christmas Jumpier

And yous can all fuck off complaining about dodgy rhymes

 

[lingus60]

Well its a jumper, and it's nearly Christmas , so.....

 

[Biggalute]

Not that I'm a tightwad or anything, but this is me with a Christmas serviette pinned to my jumper (it was a designer serviette )

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Living in the south, it's all about layering.

 

[Saltfountain]

 

[MissRadiant]

https://ibb.co/LD9f2V27

 

[ScarletDaisy]

@MissRadiant I had the same idea! Except it's -30 and I couldn't bring myself to do more than a mini version

When you post the temperature, it's really hard for me to comprehend weather that cold. I also want to offer you my guest room.

 

[summer_reine]

 

[Saltfountain]

Something has started to grow
(Perhaps caused by her camel toe)
So perhaps if I'm quick
I'll be able to nick
A kiss beneath the mistletoe

 

[MissRadiant]

 

[ScarletDaisy]

3 clumps of mistletoe above me in this tree.