6 word stories

[Bry1313]

Elf on a shelf is alive

 

[Apisto42]

Elf in box, alive or dead?

 

[EctoJohn]

The princess was kidnapped, call Mario!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Masochistic elves bathed in dog slobber

 

[Apisto42]

Messages written, messages unread, connection disrupted

 

[UsuallyPresent]

MILF elf’s pelf health for self

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

They had frantic sex upstairs yesterday.

I’d say “sorry,” but I’m not.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Sharing thoughts through semi-ordered pixel displays

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’d say “sorry,” but I’m not.

Oh, don't be! You were fantastic!

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Disorganized Tiger claws her way away

 

[trinething1ns]

I’d say “sorry,” but I’m not.

That’s okay, you sounded really hot.

 

[trinething1ns]

Eavesdropping is how she got off.

 

[Apisto42]

Sleep, perchance dreams, or nightmares dark?

 

[EctoJohn]

Her mind opened up another realm.

 

[Apisto42]

Tea, honey, steamed milk, biscuit, solitude.

 

[Apisto42]

Goodnight phone, goodnight sexy, goodnight lit.

 

[sicpup72]

Life is short, let’s do it

 

[Bisexguy70]

The beginning, the middle

The End

 

[dawn_of_night]

Good morning! You goddamn kinky fuckers!

 

[crazychemgirl]

the butthole is definitely a vacuum

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Sleep, perchance dreams, or nightmares dark?

Any difference? Dreams sour, nightmares blossom

 

[UsuallyPresent]

the butthole is definitely a vacuum

Then it sucks to be you!

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Play with assholes, course it hurts

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Fuck. I forgot the elf again

 

[UnquietDreams]

Icy road. Slide marks. I'm sorry...