A fairly BIG goal

[FallonPiper]

Recently I bought a new toy, see on the package it looked good. But I got it home and took out the thing and it's mammoth lol. It's a dildo called BAM, I think it is about 3 inches thick and has 10 insert-able inches 12 over all. Now I paid alot for this thing, my intention was and possibly still is to take it anal. Reason I bought it is because I love deep penetration, and 10 insert able inches made me drool. But when I seen it's girth it made me think twice, and now I'm kinda depressed but still looking to find a way to still pull it off.

Gf of mine told me I could try whittling it down with industrial razor blades, and to smooth it. I don't know what to do! See thing is with the toy industry is, in order to get a long toy for depth they add near impossible girth. Thats kinda a problem when something is 3 inches thick and you love deep anal penetration, I'm a small girl so this thing is a behemoth to me. All I wanted was a dildo to use anally thats over 8 inches, but it's near impossible to find a good quality toy for depth training w/o insane girth.

Can anyone help me with this big hunk of play toy? Any suggestions on how I might be able to take it as is, or how to reduce the girth some how? I paid alot and as we all know there are no return policies on these things, I want to take it, but how?! lol

What to do...

 

[fgarvb1]

LOL!

I'm sorry for laughing but if This is the worst problem you have facing you in your life...well good luck to you!

 

[SunshineLdy]

You could try a double. They're fairly cheap, and the 18in longs aren't all that thick (they come in a variety of thicknesses). Other than that...relax, and either have someone use it/help you to where you don't have the "Control" to stop it...or relax and sink the thing LOL. Use an edge of a sofa, waterbed edge, full laundry basket (??) or the ground, and good luck!!!

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I wouldn't try whittling it down. It could end up with lines that'll cut up that tender area, and I don't think it's a good idea. You'd probably end up with no toy and wasting you $$.

 

[FallonPiper]

You could try a double. They're fairly cheap, and the 18in longs aren't all that thick (they come in a variety of thicknesses). Other than that...relax, and either have someone use it/help you to where you don't have the "Control" to stop it...or relax and sink the thing LOL. Use an edge of a sofa, waterbed edge, full laundry basket (??) or the ground, and good luck!!!

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I wouldn't try whittling it down. It could end up with lines that'll cut up that tender area, and I don't think it's a good idea. You'd probably end up with no toy and wasting you $$.

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I think your quite right Sunshine about cutting on it, struck me as an odd idea as well. I'll look into the doubles as that seems a logical next thing, I like the suction cup bases there fun! lol I thought about just relaxing and sinking it, just don't want to rip anything you know, that would suck. I'm pretty exp in anal and toys, I just got flabbergasted at the thickness of this thing. I guess I'll do my best with taking it though, hopefully it will be a tad easier than I think.

Again thank you Sunshine.

 

[thebarber69]

If you might think of this. Try a inflatable butt plug, just to expand yourself before the great entry. This way you will be expanded out, and it might not be as bad to insert, just remember lube lube lube.

Give it hell.

 

[SubNebGuy]

I tried to shave down a dildo once. Once.

it was jelly material, and it went pretty badly. then i tried to melt all the rough edges out, and that kinda worked...but it still wasn't great.

 

[Mr.G]

http://galleries.brutaldildos.com/p/cheyenne11/cheyenne11.html?nats=NTAwMDExNzoxMDox,0,0,0,1404

 

[thebarber69]

Mr G.... I don't know where you find some of these links...but DAMN...now that looks like it could be spliting good entry... My hat off to you again.

 

[jcguild]

Hi

If you can get hold of a dremel (small, hand held power tool with very small circular typse saw on the end) that would help a bit. You dont saw down with it - you'd use it almost to be grinding away at it. It would leave a very rough 'sandy' feel to it. Then use a soldering iron on as low a setting as possible that will smooth it out but NOT burn the material (then it would get very hard in those places, or rough).

Just a suggestion.

 

[Typo Fu Master]

I'd suggest working your way up to it if you're set on having it up your ass.

Start with 2 or 3 fingers then gradually move up with a larger dildo and so on and so on. Your sphincter should gradually relax enough for you to insert it.

Obviously, don't rush it and as someone else posted, use plenty of lube.

 

[FloridaCouple]

John Holmes UR3

You want the Ultra Realistic Holmes. Its 12" long, 10" insertable. Feels like a real cock. Measures 2.5" in diameter. The Bam is not quite 3" in diameter, but measures in at 2.75" in diameter. We know, because we own both.

You'll NEVER be able to take all of the BAM. It's just too fat. The Holmes is possible though.

 

[rthnck]

You want the Ultra Realistic Holmes. Its 12" long, 10" insertable. Feels like a real cock. Measures 2.5" in diameter. The Bam is not quite 3" in diameter, but measures in at 2.75" in diameter. We know, because we own both.

You'll NEVER be able to take all of the BAM. It's just too fat. The Holmes is possible though.

Not anal but this video made me think of this thread. how big is too big

http://www.likecrack.com/video.php?id=55

 

[hugginbare]

Whats the problem??

Just find a boyfriend with a huge cock and get him to resize you....I would offer but I am some distance away and not QUITE that big....Good luck, (Drooling precum at the thought)

Recently I bought a new toy, see on the package it looked good. But I got it home and took out the thing and it's mammoth lol. It's a dildo called BAM, I think it is about 3 inches thick and has 10 insert-able inches 12 over all. Now I paid alot for this thing, my intention was and possibly still is to take it anal. Reason I bought it is because I love deep penetration, and 10 insert able inches made me drool. But when I seen it's girth it made me think twice, and now I'm kinda depressed but still looking to find a way to still pull it off.

Gf of mine told me I could try whittling it down with industrial razor blades, and to smooth it. I don't know what to do! See thing is with the toy industry is, in order to get a long toy for depth they add near impossible girth. Thats kinda a problem when something is 3 inches thick and you love deep anal penetration, I'm a small girl so this thing is a behemoth to me. All I wanted was a dildo to use anally thats over 8 inches, but it's near impossible to find a good quality toy for depth training w/o insane girth.

Can anyone help me with this big hunk of play toy? Any suggestions on how I might be able to take it as is, or how to reduce the girth some how? I paid alot and as we all know there are no return policies on these things, I want to take it, but how?! lol

What to do...

 

[knack7]

Turn to an answer

Find someone who does woodworking. Turning on a lathe to be exact. A good turner can make some amazing tools. I've done several just for the payment of one photo of my creation at work .

 

[Mandres]

^ That's exactly what I was thinking. Chuck that monster up in a lathe and shave it down a little.

 

[Ravin the Poet]

If it gets messed up afterwards, at least you have an expensive table leg.