A Few Pics to Show Me!

[Crownvic]

I'm privy to that haven't experienced it a number of times, but thank you Captain Obvious.
They also have these things called strapons where a woman can have a fake dick and use it like a dick.

Yes please do....take me...

 

[PleaseLetMeIm]

Right men, forgot about them.
I like some of the flight attendant's outfits, sexy little dresses usually with stockings, mmm I could have some fun with them.
I guess if guys were there that would be good too, see if the pilot can get more than the plane up.

 

[thefishfryer]

I'm privy to that haven't experienced it a number of times, but thank you Captain Obvious.
They also have these things called strapons where a woman can have a fake dick and use it like a dick.

I like the new name, perhaps I should re-register under it. After all thefishfryer is a bloody silly name. I can't begin to tell you how many people pm me asking about cooking fish.

Wait, I thought you were the one who wore the fake dicks. Are you telling me that you switch?

 

[thefishfryer]

Stop calling me Shirley.

 

[Christy2Cum]

I like the new name, perhaps I should re-register under it. After all thefishfryer is a bloody silly name. I can't begin to tell you how many people pm me asking about cooking fish.

Wait, I thought you were the one who wore the fake dicks. Are you telling me that you switch?

Yes Captain you should switch, fish fryer is...odd...
I have had a fake dick in me, not as good as most real ones, but it was okay.

 

[Booboobear84]

Yes Captain you should switch, fish fryer is...odd...
I have had a fake dick in me, not as good as most real ones, but it was okay.

Better than no dick (though I understand fingers can be lovely)

 

[Christy2Cum]

Another softball game tonight, we won, I'm really starting to enjoy it more and more.
Still no Paul, but one of the other guys caressed my ass and then apologised, didn't seem sincere, he knew what he was doing.
A tall hairy guy, not my type, maybe I'll tell Paul and see what he does lol!
I have a craving for some weed, but such a busy day tomorrow at work, maybe Thursday, get stoned and make some bad decisions, sounds like fun!

 

[thefishfryer]

Yes Captain you should switch, fish fryer is...odd...
I have had a fake dick in me, not as good as most real ones, but it was okay.

Are we still talking names here? I am happy in my sexual stance. I can't be asked to deal with the admin of changing and the idea of building my reputation again is too much.

Laughing at "It was okay"

 

[thefishfryer]

Another softball game tonight, we won, I'm really starting to enjoy it more and more.
Still no Paul, but one of the other guys caressed my ass and then apologised, didn't seem sincere, he knew what he was doing.
A tall hairy guy, not my type, maybe I'll tell Paul and see what he does lol!
I have a craving for some weed, but such a busy day tomorrow at work, maybe Thursday, get stoned and make some bad decisions, sounds like fun!

I've never been much of a sports person. I've played at bit of tennis, mainly for social reasons.

So caressed your ass. Well I can see how he might do that by mistake. Not! I can't imagine I would ever do something like that, but ...........

I look forward to hearing about your bad/good decisions.

 

[Christy2Cum]

Are we still talking names here? I am happy in my sexual stance. I can't be asked to deal with the admin of changing and the idea of building my reputation again is too much.

Laughing at "It was okay"

Really no substitute for the real thing but the girls I was with really wanted to do it, so I did.

Hint from a friend, go for the Captain name, your reputation will improve instantly.

 

[Christy2Cum]

I've never been much of a sports person. I've played at bit of tennis, mainly for social reasons.

So caressed your ass. Well I can see how he might do that by mistake. Not! I can't imagine I would ever do something like that, but ...........

I look forward to hearing about your bad/good decisions.

I diffused it, he texted me later asking to go to his lake lot this weekend and I told him that I was dating Paul, he just replied "oh...sorry".

 

[thefishfryer]

Really no substitute for the real thing but the girls I was with really wanted to do it, so I did.

Hint from a friend, go for the Captain name, your reputation will improve instantly.

I have noticed that you can be quite accommodating.

Well I do know a guy who Captains Super Yachts owned by billionaires. He seems to do quite well. I always assumed it was the stupid amount of money he earned.

 

[thefishfryer]

I diffused it, he texted me later asking to go to his lake lot this weekend and I told him that I was dating Paul, he just replied "oh...sorry".

So he had your number?

 

[Christy2Cum]

I have noticed that you can be quite accommodating.

Well I do know a guy who Captains Super Yachts owned by billionaires. He seems to do quite well. I always assumed it was the stupid amount of money he earned.

That may do it, but right now anyway not for me, as bad as it may sound, I really just want sex, I can support myself but even I get tired of masturbaiting.

 

[Christy2Cum]

So he had your number?

Yeah, not sure how that happened, I only gave it to a couple people running the team so they could let me know if something happened like a rained out game.

 

[Christy2Cum]

Christy, you sure look good this afternoon and l am sure you look good anytime. Best wishes. x

Welcome to my thread, aka the Cougar Den lol, enjoy your stay!

 

[Booboobear84]

Oddly I have actually skimmed/caressed more than a few asses by accident dancing. I think given how embarassed I felt and the quick sorry everybody was cool. It would happen when I would disengage my hand from her shoulder going to some other move. Never figured out why it happened, but I seem to have fixed it, because I can't remember doing it for years.

 

[thefishfryer]

That may do it, but right now anyway not for me, as bad as it may sound, I really just want sex, I can support myself but even I get tired of masturbaiting.

I think that most women that marry for money live to regret it. Not all, but most. Anyhow I wouldn't recommend it. It's quite natural to want sex, you are just more honest than most. Masturbating can be fun and enjoyable, but lacks the human contact. Unless it is mutual masturbation of course.

Your words kind of reminded me of Erica Jong's "Zipless Fuck"

 

[thefishfryer]

Welcome to my thread, aka the Cougar Den lol, enjoy your stay!

I thought the correct term was a "lair" but "den" sounds safer maybe.

 

[thefishfryer]

Oddly I have actually skimmed/caressed more than a few asses by accident dancing. I think given how embarassed I felt and the quick sorry everybody was cool. It would happen when I would disengage my hand from her shoulder going to some other move. Never figured out why it happened, but I seem to have fixed it, because I can't remember doing it for years.

Dancing is somewhat like sex standing up anyway.

 

[Booboobear84]

Dancing is somewhat like sex standing up anyway.

And like sex there are many varieties. I discovered my dominant streak dancing. One of the most powerful, primal sexual experiences of my life involved no inappropriate touching, or sexual movement. I threw a young woman all over the floor and you could see the jaws dropping of the people on the side watching the athleticism of our moves. It also taught me that the person you dominate can often be just as strong as you are even though they are submitting.

 

[Booboobear84]

That may do it, but right now anyway not for me, as bad as it may sound, I really just want sex, I can support myself but even I get tired of masturbaiting.

For some women it's about the money, but for a lot it's about the alphaness of the successful male

 

[thefishfryer]

And like sex there are many varieties. I discovered my dominant streak dancing. One of the most powerful, primal sexual experiences of my life involved no inappropriate touching, or sexual movement. I threw a young woman all over the floor and you could see the jaws dropping of the people on the side watching the athleticism of our moves. It also taught me that the person you dominate can often be just as strong as you are even though they are submitting.

I agree dominance is not all about strength, more a state of mind.

 

[thefishfryer]

For some women it's about the money, but for a lot it's about the alphaness of the successful male

So true, hence the number of secretaries that marry their boss.

 

[Christy2Cum]

Oddly I have actually skimmed/caressed more than a few asses by accident dancing. I think given how embarassed I felt and the quick sorry everybody was cool. It would happen when I would disengage my hand from her shoulder going to some other move. Never figured out why it happened, but I seem to have fixed it, because I can't remember doing it for years.

That is polite, I wish I had a dime for everyone who has touched my ass in the bar, the mall or wherever, I'd be rich!
I really don't mind but I do take offense to those unwelcome breast grabs, the nerve of some people, you need to earn that privilege.