A lil Daring!

kylasdream said:
yes after you laughed....gee I hope you would make sure I was okay first! :rolleyes:


Of course, I would check for broken bones and such like first, very thoroughly too..... :p
 
kylasdream said:
just a few.....Be back in a few minutes! :kiss:


very nice, can you guess which one is my favourite though?.... :p ;)


See you when you get back.... :kiss:
 
mark197205 said:
very nice, can you guess which one is my favourite though?.... :p ;)


See you when you get back.... :kiss:
I have no idea.....you'll have to tell me... :cathappy: :kiss:

see you when you get back.... :kiss:
 
I found this Quite funny!

Doing the dishes!

Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for
a great price, but its missing a seal, so whenever it rains he
has to smear Vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.
Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her
parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is
outside waiting for him. "No matter what happens at dinner
tonight, don't say a word," She tells him," Our family had a
fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven't done any since,
but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them."

Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it.
Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is
saying a word. So Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs
his girlfriend throws her on the table and drills her in front
of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is
obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down,
but no one says a word.

A few minutes later he grabs her mom throws her on the table and
does a repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her
dad is boiling, and her mother a little happier. But still there
is complete silence at the table.

All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts
to rain. Steve remembers his motorcycle. He jumps up and grabs
his jar of Vaseline. Upon witnessing this, his girlfriend's
father backs away from the table and screams, "OKAY, ENOUGH
ALREADY. I'LL DO THE FUCKING DISHES!!"
 
kylasdream said:
I have no idea.....you'll have to tell me... :cathappy: :kiss:

see you when you get back.... :kiss:



Oh come on, surely you can guess? :p


I'll see you when you get back.... :kiss: :kiss:
 
kylasdream said:
Doing the dishes!

Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for
a great price, but its missing a seal, so whenever it rains he
has to smear Vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.
Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her
parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is
outside waiting for him. "No matter what happens at dinner
tonight, don't say a word," She tells him," Our family had a
fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven't done any since,
but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them."

Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it.
Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is
saying a word. So Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs
his girlfriend throws her on the table and drills her in front
of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is
obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down,
but no one says a word.

A few minutes later he grabs her mom throws her on the table and
does a repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her
dad is boiling, and her mother a little happier. But still there
is complete silence at the table.

All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts
to rain. Steve remembers his motorcycle. He jumps up and grabs
his jar of Vaseline. Upon witnessing this, his girlfriend's
father backs away from the table and screams, "OKAY, ENOUGH
ALREADY. I'LL DO THE FUCKING DISHES!!"



Now that is fooking funny!!!!!!! :D :nana: :D :nana: :D :nana: :D :nana: :D
 
A babe just dropping by to see all the new stuff that youve added and i must say i really enjoy the ones when you were helping the camera man mmmmm very nice indeed.
 
Damn Kyla, after seeing those pics, I'm glad I can back! And that joke was a classic too! :cool:

For you ... :rose:
 
mark197205 said:
Oh come on, surely you can guess? :p


I'll see you when you get back.... :kiss: :kiss:
Nope I don't have a clue...yes I know thats besides the point! :p

hmmm...never on at the same time again...this sucks :eek:
see ya soon! ;)
 
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