kylasdream
*~Addicted to Him~*
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mark197205 said:Oh I do hope so......![]()
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lmao...don't you cause enough trouble already!
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mark197205 said:Oh I do hope so......![]()
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kylasdream said:no you'll be laughing at me.....I have no balance!

mark197205 said:i am sure I would be the gentleman and help you up after I finished laughing...![]()
kylasdream said:lmao...don't you cause enough trouble already!

mark197205 said:Who me?![]()
I'm innocent.....![]()
mark197205 said:Hey, at least I would help you up....![]()
kylasdream said:now you made me choke on my coffee......innocent hahahahahaha!http://www.emotipad.com/newemoticons/ROFL.gif
kylasdream said:yes after you laughed....gee I hope you would make sure I was okay first!

kylasdream said:just a few.....Be back in a few minutes!

mark197205 said:What? you dont believe me?![]()
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mark197205 said:Of course, I would check for broken bones and such like first, very thoroughly too.....![]()
mark197205 said:very nice, can you guess which one is my favourite though?....![]()
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See you when you get back....![]()
kylasdream said:hehehehe oh thats a good reason to fall!

kylasdream said:I have no idea.....you'll have to tell me...![]()
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see you when you get back....

kylasdream said:Doing the dishes!
Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for
a great price, but its missing a seal, so whenever it rains he
has to smear Vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.
Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her
parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is
outside waiting for him. "No matter what happens at dinner
tonight, don't say a word," She tells him," Our family had a
fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven't done any since,
but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them."
Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it.
Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is
saying a word. So Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs
his girlfriend throws her on the table and drills her in front
of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is
obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down,
but no one says a word.
A few minutes later he grabs her mom throws her on the table and
does a repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her
dad is boiling, and her mother a little happier. But still there
is complete silence at the table.
All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts
to rain. Steve remembers his motorcycle. He jumps up and grabs
his jar of Vaseline. Upon witnessing this, his girlfriend's
father backs away from the table and screams, "OKAY, ENOUGH
ALREADY. I'LL DO THE FUCKING DISHES!!"


mark197205 said:Hell yes!!
mark197205 said:Hehehe, I thought that might get you interested....![]()
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mark197205 said:Oh come on, surely you can guess?![]()
I'll see you when you get back....![]()
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mark197205 said:Now that is fooking funny!!!!!!!![]()
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