Zoe_A_2222
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O-M-G! You did it. Now I will visit the AM Pics section...…more often 
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O-M-G! You did it. Now I will visit the AM Pics section...…more often
Will there be a calendar on sale?
I said fuck WITH not fuck![]()
The love happens when Maury follows you back stage. Tells you you are special and you need to stand up and face this. Then coerces you back on stage to be called a whore all over again.
Oh, my bad.Guess I just got a little carried away. I mean, you put the word "fuck" below such a smokin' hot photo? A girl's gonna assume you meant...well, what I assumed you meant
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You love it because there is a ton of truth to it![]()
That was love?
I'm scarred for life now. Hold me?
I know!! I have to clean the toilet after my 17 year old son!!
By old you mean hump? No?
Is that your way of holding? Then I suppose I'll take what I can get.
Oh my mistake..I thought you were insinuating you wanted me to fuck you...Men are so silly![]()
If I was asking you to fuck me, wouldn't that make me a *gasp* whore?
Hell no. The onesie negates anyone being a whore. It is a pussy magnet. You are powerless to its wonderment.

Oh WHEW!!!!!!!!!!! Thank goodness for the onesie.![]()
With great power comes great responsibility. My Great Aunt told me that. I knew the onesie had powers that I would never truly comprehend. I just never knew the amount of vadge that was going to be tossed my way. It is like the onesie is made of pussy catnip.
Just make sure you use protection.![]()
Oh sweetie I don't actually fuck the pussies. I am a one pussy man. Instead I just beat them off with a stick or Werthers Caramels. Hell even I get distracted by my own onesie sexiness when I see those delicious golden wrapped goodies.
Wethers are the best.
The only deliciousness that trumps my onesie.
Well, be sure to drink plenty of water. We wouldn't want you dehydrated, now would we? Because "A thirsty man in a onesie" just doesn't have quite the same ring to it.The onesie does appear to be on Fire doesn't it? Maybe I need a cool wet towel to douse these flames with.
I have to be careful of heat exhaustion. I have a feeling I now know what it would feel like to work for Nike in Asia. I am my own sweatshop in this thing.
Only you can make something so goofy, sexy as FUCK...
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I noticed I misspelled Werthers lol
they bring back good memories for me....and not perverted ones. LOL
(growing up that was the only candy my grandpa would eat....and he would always "sneak" them to me)
Well, be sure to drink plenty of water. We wouldn't want you dehydrated, now would we? Because "A thirsty man in a onesie" just doesn't have quite the same ring to it.