A man in a onesie

O-M-G! You did it. Now I will visit the AM Pics section...…more often :D

Will there be a calendar on sale?
 
O-M-G! You did it. Now I will visit the AM Pics section...…more often :D

Will there be a calendar on sale?

Hmmmmm now there is a thought. Maybe give the proceeds to The United Way. Sure they would appreciate that check for $7.22
 
The love happens when Maury follows you back stage. Tells you you are special and you need to stand up and face this. Then coerces you back on stage to be called a whore all over again.

That was love?

I'm scarred for life now. Hold me?
 
Oh, my bad. :rolleyes: Guess I just got a little carried away. I mean, you put the word "fuck" below such a smokin' hot photo? A girl's gonna assume you meant...well, what I assumed you meant ;)

The onesie does appear to be on Fire doesn't it? Maybe I need a cool wet towel to douse these flames with.

I have to be careful of heat exhaustion. I have a feeling I now know what it would feel like to work for Nike in Asia. I am my own sweatshop in this thing.
 
Oh WHEW!!!!!!!!!!! Thank goodness for the onesie. :D

With great power comes great responsibility. My Great Aunt told me that. I knew the onesie had powers that I would never truly comprehend. I just never knew the amount of vadge that was going to be tossed my way. It is like the onesie is made of pussy catnip.
 
With great power comes great responsibility. My Great Aunt told me that. I knew the onesie had powers that I would never truly comprehend. I just never knew the amount of vadge that was going to be tossed my way. It is like the onesie is made of pussy catnip.

Just make sure you use protection. ;)
 
Just make sure you use protection. ;)

Oh sweetie I don't actually fuck the pussies. I am a one pussy man. Instead I just beat them off with a stick or Werthers Caramels. Hell even I get distracted by my own onesie sexiness when I see those delicious golden wrapped goodies.
 
Oh sweetie I don't actually fuck the pussies. I am a one pussy man. Instead I just beat them off with a stick or Werthers Caramels. Hell even I get distracted by my own onesie sexiness when I see those delicious golden wrapped goodies.

Wethers are the best.
 
The only deliciousness that trumps my onesie.

I noticed I misspelled Werthers lol

they bring back good memories for me....and not perverted ones. LOL

(growing up that was the only candy my grandpa would eat....and he would always "sneak" them to me)
 
Only you can make something so goofy, sexy as FUCK...

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The onesie does appear to be on Fire doesn't it? Maybe I need a cool wet towel to douse these flames with.

I have to be careful of heat exhaustion. I have a feeling I now know what it would feel like to work for Nike in Asia. I am my own sweatshop in this thing.
Well, be sure to drink plenty of water. We wouldn't want you dehydrated, now would we? Because "A thirsty man in a onesie" just doesn't have quite the same ring to it.
 
I noticed I misspelled Werthers lol

they bring back good memories for me....and not perverted ones. LOL

(growing up that was the only candy my grandpa would eat....and he would always "sneak" them to me)

That is sweet :). Yeah for me if I eat one I eat the entire bag.
 
Well, be sure to drink plenty of water. We wouldn't want you dehydrated, now would we? Because "A thirsty man in a onesie" just doesn't have quite the same ring to it.

Not at all. That is why I am working with Gatorade on an endorsement deal. You may even see me on a Wheaties box someday.
 
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