A man in a onesie

[ClownHater]

Just wanted to say thanks to those who have not only posted in here but also who have PM'ed me telling me the laughs that they have had with this silly thread. I was kind of dared into doing it but I am actually enjoying the silliness and banter that is going along with it, so thank you.

 

[ClownHater]

Assuming the position although I have never been arrested. So in actuality maybe I am not a bad boy afterall. Hmmmmm, something to ponder. No wait. I once stole a dollar out of my mom's purse to buy some Gummi Bears. Street Cred out the ying yang on that heist, especially after I spray painted my tag all over her Coach purse.

http://img1.imagehousing.com/97/2d6831973cbbe440d595319283cb87e9.jpg

 

[ClownHater]

I was aksed to find something random and sit on the washer machine. Our washroom is kind of tight so I am working on it. Until then enjoy a view of wear I get my inspirations from.

http://img1.imagehousing.com/46/70b051e96e7c6a5db1c4faf373e79e70.jpg

 

[sunshinegirl05]

oh dear lord. Please tell me you're just posing there. LMAO

 

[ClownHater]

oh dear lord. Please tell me you're just posing there. LMAO

If the flap is down that should tell you all you need to know.

"So sayeth the shepherd, so sayeth the flock"

 

[HesterPrynne]

http://img1.imagehousing.com/59/1ffec2982588407e48d16c3f76d87bc8.jpg

For those sports enthusiasts out there

Yup. A man holding his balls is incredibly hawt.

 

[SweetMerry]

Not at all. That is why I am working with Gatorade on an endorsement deal. You may even see me on a Wheaties box someday.

Hmm, a bold move. Are you concerned that your fan base may cry "sell out?" Or do you think the inherent, raw authenticity of the onesie could survive a little commercialization?

Just wanted to say thanks to those who have not only posted in here but also who have PM'ed me telling me the laughs that they have had with this silly thread. I was kind of dared into doing it but I am actually enjoying the silliness and banter that is going along with it, so thank you.

Thank you right back at ya. I can't remember the last time I enjoyed a thread so much. Satire can be a bit tricky to pull off successfully, but you hit the nail on the head with this one.

 

[Sensualdreamer]

I dont want to blow this board sky high by unbuttoning and sharing my soul with the world. So for now the double pit to chesty region will stay warm and tucked neatly away.

A diaper? Hmmmm you are slightly delusional dear. This is a footie onesie. You are thinking the onesies that are easily accessible for diaper changing. So no I will not be sporting any depends anytime soon. I have always said as soon as I cannot wipe my own ass I want someone to pull the plug.

Damn it, well you can't blame me for trying. Hmm so will you be sporting any themed onesies for the upcoming holidays? St Patricks day, Mothers day, Fathers day, 4th of July, etc.,?

Assuming the position although I have never been arrested. So in actuality maybe I am not a bad boy afterall. Hmmmmm, something to ponder. No wait. I once stole a dollar out of my mom's purse to buy some Gummi Bears. Street Cred out the ying yang on that heist, especially after I spray painted my tag all over her Coach purse.

http://img1.imagehousing.com/97/2d6831973cbbe440d595319283cb87e9.jpg

Haha - I see London I see France I see CHs underpants

I was aksed to find something random and sit on the washer machine. Our washroom is kind of tight so I am working on it. Until then enjoy a view of wear I get my inspirations from.

http://img1.imagehousing.com/46/70b051e96e7c6a5db1c4faf373e79e70.jpg

Oh this is amusing - a Bible I've always thought it was man who stand on toilet is high on pot...so what's it now man who sit on toilet is low on fumes?

 

[ClownHater]

Yup. A man holding his balls is incredibly hawt.

The ultimate case of elephantiasis.

 

[ClownHater]

Hmm, a bold move. Are you concerned that your fan base may cry "sell out?" Or do you think the inherent, raw authenticity of the onesie could survive a little commercialization?


Thank you right back at ya. I can't remember the last time I enjoyed a thread so much. Satire can be a bit tricky to pull off successfully, but you hit the nail on the head with this one.

That is true but I look at LL Cool J and Ice T making the transition to TV and advertising. I think me and my onesie can survive it.

Well thank you for the nice words. It has been fun. I am glad people aren't taking it too seriously.

 

[ClownHater]

Damn it, well you can't blame me for trying. Hmm so will you be sporting any themed onesies for the upcoming holidays? St Patricks day, Mothers day, Fathers day, 4th of July, etc.,?




Haha - I see London I see France I see CHs underpants



Oh this is amusing - a Bible I've always thought it was man who stand on toilet is high on pot...so what's it now man who sit on toilet is low on fumes?

I might have some holiday themed ideas

I just had to take a shit

 

[HesterPrynne]

The ultimate case of elephantiasis.

*gigglesnort*

And so colorful too.

 

[Daizie]

I was aksed to find something random and sit on the washer machine. Our washroom is kind of tight so I am working on it. Until then enjoy a view of wear I get my inspirations from.

http://img1.imagehousing.com/46/70b051e96e7c6a5db1c4faf373e79e70.jpg

Ew. Seriously? That is so gross.



Clown dude rockin' the Onesie.

 

[ClownHater]

*gigglesnort*

And so colorful too.

Mmhmm. I have equal opportunity testicles.

 

[ClownHater]

Ew. Seriously? That is so gross.



Clown dude rockin' the Onesie.

I keep the bathroom pretty clean. Not sure why it is so gross. I wiped thoroughly and washed my hands.

 

[frank1970]

Ok don't know if I am the first guy that has posted here but I have to say"BRAVO" man! This is some funny stuff! Well done!

 

[chargergirl]

Mmmmm....luvin' the new onesie pics.

Show us some shoulder...loves me some strong shoulders. Just shrug one side of the onesie down, CH, and give us the bedroom eyes.

 

[HesterPrynne]

Mmhmm. I have equal opportunity testicles.

All that AND a red onsie?

*SWOON*

 

[winegirl]

mmm... makes me want to get my husband a onesie.

 

[ClownHater]

Ok don't know if I am the first guy that has posted here but I have to say"BRAVO" man! This is some funny stuff! Well done!

Thanks man. I think you are the first guy who didn't roll his eyes for what it is worth.

 

[ClownHater]

Mmmmm....luvin' the new onesie pics.

Show us some shoulder...loves me some strong shoulders. Just shrug one side of the onesie down, CH, and give us the bedroom eyes.

Want me to do the Flashdance pose? Maybe throw on a headband? Lemme see what I can do for you .

Hope you are doing well CG!

 

[ClownHater]

mmm... makes me want to get my husband a onesie.

It changes a man. It is the Axe Body Spray of clothing. Be careful what you wish for. You could be walking like a motorcycle cop if you are not careful.

 

[winegirl]

It changes a man. It is the Axe Body Spray of clothing. Be careful what you wish for. You could be walking like a motorcycle cop if you are not careful.

Oh see, I was hoping for the old spice man. Now look at the onsie. Now back to me. Now back to the onesie. I'm on a horse.

mmm... old spice man....in a onesie.....

 

[ClownHater]

Oh see, I was hoping for the old spice man. Now look at the onsie. Now back to me. Now back to the onesie. I'm on a horse.

mmm... old spice man....in a onesie.....

It is too fast. Too quick changing. People would have to continuously pause the TV to be able to state at the beauty that is me in a onesie.

 

[winegirl]

It is too fast. Too quick changing. People would have to continuously pause the TV to be able to state at the beauty that is me in a onesie.

Sorry, I can't help but hear you say that in the old spice guy's voice. Try it - everything you say becomes instantly ten times sexier