a modest proposal

[Garnate]

Everyone in this thread is awesome. Even pointless.

Thanks for the effort! I'm not surprised to come in dead last. At least no one can accuse me of running alts here or this race wouldn't have been such a fucking embarrassment. There's just some people out there that don't want me to have nice things

x1000

 

[MNGuy]

My tit vote is in.

 

[glynndah]

Everyone in this thread is awesome. Even pointless.

Thanks for the effort! I'm not surprised to come in dead last. At least no one can accuse me of running alts here or this race wouldn't have been such a fucking embarrassment. There's just some people out there that don't want me to have nice things

x1000

I voted for you, even before I was promised boobage.

bitch.

 

[Garnate]

I voted for you, even before I was promised boobage.

bitch.

I appreciate that, my favorite hoor.


The voting became a joke, which is sad, but also very entertaining to me. Someone (equinox?) mentioned that after this thread was made there was an upswing of votes for everyone BUT me? That shit is hilarious

 

[glynndah]

I appreciate that, my favorite hoor.


The voting became a joke, which is sad, but also very entertaining to me. Someone (equinox?) mentioned that after this thread was made there was an upswing of votes for everyone BUT me? That shit is hilarious

Wanna be my date for the induction ceremony banquet?





bitch.

 

[pete]

I appreciate that, my favorite hoor.

The voting became a joke, which is sad, but also very entertaining to me. Someone (equinox?) mentioned that after this thread was made there was an upswing of votes for everyone BUT me? That shit is hilarious

clearly this snafu is all sinny's fault... if she had made with the bare boobage pics earlier, this never would have come to pass.

 

[Vikingstone]

Wanna be my date for the induction ceremony banquet?





bitch.

She's your "plus one".

 

[Equinoxe]

God nabbit. I think you are right. I shoulda just kept mum, but I love garnate on the same level I love schnitzel. That is hellaciously high.

Oh, that is something.

My first thought was that, for some reason, someone really doesn't want anyone to see your breasts, but then it occurred to me that perhaps it was a clever ploy—by making it that much less likely she would win, you might have to actually follow through with your offer to make up ground.

The voting became a joke, which is sad, but also very entertaining to me. Someone (equinox?) mentioned that after this thread was made there was an upswing of votes for everyone BUT me? That shit is hilarious

The GB doesn't like being told what to do. Apparently.

I'm glad you found that hilarious, because I'm pretty sure I genuinely laughed at loud when I realised it.

 

[Garnate]

Wanna be my date for the induction ceremony banquet?





bitch.

Sorry, I already agreed to sit in the dark and cry into my pint of ice cream that night.

clearly this snafu is all sinny's fault... if she had made with the bare boobage pics earlier, this never would have come to pass.

When the voting first started I almost made a thread asking people's alts to vote for me but I thought, "What's the point? If people are using alts to vote, they obviously want it more than I do". Apparently most of the alts want anyone to win but me.

 

[Garnate]

I'm glad you found that hilarious, because I'm pretty sure I genuinely laughed at loud when I realised it.

When I read that, I told Smiley and we giggled like asshole children. It's...awesome. I can't even explain WHY it's so funny, it just is.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Apparently most of the alts want anyone to win but me.

You must've pissed AJ off something fierce at some time in the past.

 

[Garnate]

You must've pissed AJ off something fierce at some time in the past.

I don't think he and I have ever talked. Maybe that's the problem.

Actually, I could be best friends with one of his alts and never know it.

 

[butters]

Everyone in this thread is awesome. Even pointless.

Thanks for the effort! I'm not surprised to come in dead last. At least no one can accuse me of running alts here or this race wouldn't have been such a fucking embarrassment. There's just some people out there that don't want me to have nice things

x1000

aw, if it's any consolation you did way better than me. and i voted for you each time. i voted for lots of people, even some i don't like!

tiara's are so overrated

 

[unregistered]

 

[pointless]

i just want you guys to know that i had burgers instead. also, onion rings.

because onion rings are delicious. they're no baby, but they're good.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I don't think he and I have ever talked. Maybe that's the problem.

Actually, I could be best friends with one of his alts and never know it.

You'd likely catch cyber-chlamydia.

 

[Phillyguy902]

Oh, that is something.

My first thought was that, for some reason, someone really doesn't want anyone to see your breasts, but then it occurred to me that perhaps it was a clever ploy—by making it that much less likely she would win, you might have to actually follow through with your offer to make up ground.



The GB doesn't like being told what to do. Apparently.

I'm glad you found that hilarious, because I'm pretty sure I genuinely laughed at loud when I realised it.

I want to fuck you in your mother's asshole, you ignorant cunt.

 

[Garnate]

aw, if it's any consolation you did way better than me. and i voted for you each time. i voted for lots of people, even some i don't like!

tiara's are so overrated

I voted for you before the promise of boobs. (I'd still like to see them, though).

Oh GAWD! I forgot about the tiara!! I haz legitimate sad now.
You girls are amazing

I want to fuck you in your mother's asshole, you ignorant cunt.

Is.....is this you flirting?

 

[Saint Peter]

I want to fuck you in your mother's asshole...

 

[Saint Peter]

Is.....is this you flirting?

 

[pete]

 

[Garnate]

I dunno. I'm just right now.

 

[Saint Peter]

I dunno. I'm just right now.

I feel your pain.

 

[Aquagal]

I visualized and can't wrap my head around that one.

 

[Saint Peter]

I visualized and can't wrap my head around that one.

Can they both fit in there?