a modest proposal

[Aquagal]

Can they both fit in there?

My head too?

 

[Saint Peter]

My head too?

You might want to lube it up first.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Saint Peter]

How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

 

[Aquagal]

One? To screw into mama's ass?

 

[gambit37]

Done.

 

[Equinoxe]

When I read that, I told Smiley and we giggled like asshole children. It's...awesome. I can't even explain WHY it's so funny, it just is.

Apparently, I'm not allowed to find it funny.

 

[Garnate]

Apparently, I'm not allowed to find it funny.

Apparently.....

 

[Saint Peter]

One? To screw into mama's ass?

Three.

One to carry the ladder.
One to carry the coffee.

One to flip her breaker.

 

[Saint Peter]

One to carry the Asswipe.

 

[Aquagal]

Isn't that 4?

 

[Saint Peter]

No.

 

[lovetoread]

Apparently, I'm not allowed to find it funny.

Boy howdy and you said no one noticed you were around.

 

[Equinoxe]

Apparently.....

Apparently.

CIA Superior: What did we learn, Palmer?
CIA Officer: I don't know, sir.
CIA Superior: I don't fuckin' know either. I guess we learned not to do it again.
CIA Officer: Yes, sir.
CIA Superior: I'm fucked if I know what we did.
CIA Officer: Yes, sir, it's, uh, hard to say.
CIA Superior: Jesus Fucking Christ.

Boy howdy and you said no one noticed you were around.

Indeed I did. How ignorant of me.

 

[Sean]

Who, evidently, had it in for you, I might add.

There's a distinct possibility that I may have been an influence there.

 

[Garnate]

Originally Posted by The end of the movie Burn After Reading

CIA Superior: What did we learn, Palmer?
CIA Officer: I don't know, sir.
CIA Superior: I don't fuckin' know either. I guess we learned not to do it again.
CIA Officer: Yes, sir.
CIA Superior: I'm fucked if I know what we did.
CIA Officer: Yes, sir, it's, uh, hard to say.
CIA Superior: Jesus Fucking Christ.

That's pretty perfect for this.

 

[yossi]

I haven't read the thread. Does it have anything to do with eating Garnate('s pussy)?

 

[Garnate]

I haven't read the thread. Does it have anything to do with eating Garnate('s pussy)?

Everything has everything to do with eating my pussy. According to me.

 

[Sinny]

No matter, she's the people's princess.

 

[Sinny]

I haven't read the thread. Does it have anything to do with eating Garnate('s pussy)?

Yes. All of it. The end. Also, hi!

 

[Equinoxe]

There's a distinct possibility that I may have been an influence there.

Oh! I hadn't even thought of that.

That's pretty perfect for this.

I thought so!

 

[Garnate]

No matter, she's the people's princess.

Ahahahaaaaaa I can't...... hahaaaaaaaaaa

this is hilarious


You know what princesses wear?









FUCKING TIARAS.

 

[yossi]

Everything has everything to do with eating my pussy. According to me.

Smart woman. Add my name to the list!

Yes. All of it. The end. Also, hi!

Perfect. I'm glad I stumbled in.

Hey, hey! How's sinny?

 

[Sinny]

Ahahahaaaaaa I can't...... hahaaaaaaaaaa

this is hilarious


You know what princesses wear?









FUCKING TIARAS.

You realize I am going to make one for you, with Smiley's help.

 

[Garnate]

You realize I am going to make one for you, with Smiley's help.

Zomg a homemade tiara would make my year.