A nice romantic dinner

The girl got dressed all nice and she's sitting across the table from this handsome guy who just served her an inedible-looking meal and she's like "in the books doms always know how to cook..."
So ordering in won't get him laid?
 
lol. “Wow, rotisserie chicken, stuffed grape leaves, green bean casserole and tiramisu in cute little jars. You’re the whole package!”

“Oh thank you, but the only package I’m interested in is the one in your pants”

Costco: whether you are stocking your freezer for the coming apocalypse, feeding a legion of children, or gaslighting your date into thinking you have time to cook so you can get plowed on your kitchen table: we are there!
 
On the flipside:

“Don’t worry baby. I got plenty of meat for the main course.”

“…that better mean you have a fucking sandwich or have ubereats coming cause I’m a type one diabetic and my blood sugar is dangerously low cause I thought I was getting a nice dinner before I blew your mind…now I’m thinking I should just blow your brains out.”

“You’re such a kidder.”

*puts gun on table* “low blood sugar…I don’t kid. Now sandwich or delivery and then get between my legs till I balance out…I’m not joking. You’re eating pussy or a bullet. I swear I’m a sweetheart normally but I need to EAT”
 
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