A Pirates Life for Me

[ultimate_nerdslut]

*waves* Are you ready for some posty?

 

[Jedi_Khan]

I'm good... I am a little irritated with a guy in my creative writing class. He is so frustrating, he reminds me so much of the guy that I am currently having issues with... He reads a lot about the suffering of peoples and goes on and on about this book how to be a businessman without being a white man. I asked how old that book was and he said he wasn't sure if the writer was still alive or not...

*sighs* Men...

Yep, we can be a pain in the ass a lot, but there are times when women can't get enough of us.

 

[ultimate_nerdslut]

lol I imagine that you aren't normally faced with that problem Jedi...

 

[Jedi_Khan]

lol I imagine that you aren't normally faced with that problem Jedi...

Which one?

 

[rengadeirishman]

"How to succeed in business without being white."by Earl G. Graves, M.BA Morgan State University. The business school at my university is named after him. yes he is alive.

 

[ultimate_nerdslut]

lol I meant with the women not being ablt to get enough of you... lol I'm kidding but it's funny

 

[Jedi_Khan]

lol I meant with the women not being ablt to get enough of you... lol I'm kidding but it's funny

You know, you are quite right! I should do something about that. But what...? Hmmmm.

 

[cats]

Jedi I will find you a date. Do you mind moving to San Fransico.

 

[Jedi_Khan]

Jedi I will find you a date. Do you mind moving to San Fransico.

And where would I go to school, hmm? I much prefer Flagstaff, thank you. No offense to the City by the Bay, of course.

 

[cats]

All I am saying is there alot of guys there that arn't picky and you can have your pick of them.

 

[ultimate_nerdslut]

*laughs*

 

[rengadeirishman]

Well if you came to baltimore, and gave up your puritanical view of the sublime art of imbibing alcoholic beverages, i could most likely get you laid. Maybe not an actual date, but laid im confident of.

 

[Jedi_Khan]

All I am saying is there alot of guys there that arn't picky and you can have your pick of them.

Just for that, I am never getting within 100 miles of San Francisco. Nothing against gays or anything, but it just ain't my thing.

Well if you came to baltimore, and gave up your puritanical view of the sublime art of imbibing alcoholic beverages, i could most likely get you laid. Maybe not an actual date, but laid im confident of.

It's not exactly purianical, it's finanicial as well. I'd rather save my money then spend it on something like that.

 

[ultimate_nerdslut]

Get a couple hundred dollars together and I could take you to pahrump and get you laid. They have some classy cat houses out that way...

 

[Jedi_Khan]

Get a couple hundred dollars together and I could take you to pahrump and get you laid. They have some classy cat houses out that way...

Umm, I'd rather have someone who is clean, if you know what I mean.

Oh, and Ren, what's wrong with being the permanent designated driver?

 

[ultimate_nerdslut]

lol Jedi they have to get tested and you'd use a condom... Jesus...

Speaking of condoms... the issue I am having is that I think that the guy I was rethinking just wants to come to vegas to get laid... And I don't wanna fling like that...

 

[Jedi_Khan]

lol Jedi they have to get tested and you'd use a condom... Jesus...

Well, how the hell was I supposed to know that?

 

[rengadeirishman]

beer goggles make it much easier to get laid my friends. But to keep all things fair both people need to be drunk, otherwise someone is being taken advantage of.

 

[ultimate_nerdslut]

*stares at you as if she has never seen anything quite like you* Um... wouldn't you use a condom with any girl that you're going to lay? Wouldn't want any little Jedi's running around... with lightsabers...

 

[Jedi_Khan]

beer goggles make it much easier to get laid my friends. But to keep all things fair both people need to be drunk, otherwise someone is being taken advantage of.

Well, here in the great state of Arizona, it is statutory rape to have sex with a woman if she is drunk, even if she said yes. I don't know about the guy being drunk, though.

 

[Jedi_Khan]

*stares at you as if she has never seen anything quite like you* Um... wouldn't you use a condom with any girl that you're going to lay? Wouldn't want any little Jedi's running around... with lightsabers...

I meant about them being tested. Besides, my current plan is that the only time I would have sex would be the one time when I don't have to use a condom: after marriage. Yeah, I'm moral like that. So what else is new?

 

[ultimate_nerdslut]

I meant about them being tested. Besides, my current plan is that the only time I would have sex would be the one time when I don't have to use a condom: after marriage. Yeah, I'm moral like that. So what else is new?

Honestly that's something I can respect and while I feel the same way it doesn't seem like it can really happen in such a time.... I'm trying... I've made it this far but who knows...

And btw they have to get tested like every few weeks or some shit like that... it's a huge deal there... I like looking up critical info...

 

[rengadeirishman]

and dont worry about the finances, if you were out here the drinks would be on me. Hospitality demands it you understand. In maryland everyone's drunk! so theres no law like the one you describe. hell our age of consent is 16, and if the girl is under 16 and your within four years of her age, (por ejemplo, girl is 13 guy is 16, 11 months and 29 days) your golden.

 

[cats]

*stares at you as if she has never seen anything quite like you* Um... wouldn't you use a condom with any girl that you're going to lay? Wouldn't want any little Jedi's running around... with lightsabers...

Light sabre, penis same thing.


Purump has legal prostitution, only place in the US as I understand it. My sisters been to one and said the girls were interesting some were walking boobs, some were like her, and some were just no. (My sister is average to above average in looks for comparison.)

The pill is a wonderous invention, so I who heartedly suport it when I can. Otherwise I am a USC fan.

Sex is over rated is my offical opinion. I have more fun with the rest of an intiment night.

 

[Jedi_Khan]

Light sabre, penis same thing.


Purump has legal prostitution, only place in the US as I understand it. My sisters been to one and said the girls were interesting some were walking boobs, some were like her, and some were just no. (My sister is average to above average in looks for comparison.)

The pill is a wonderous invention, so I who heartedly suport it when I can. Otherwise I am a USC fan.

Sex is over rated is my offical opinion. I have more fun with the rest of an intiment night.

And why is sex over rated for you, cats?