A Pirates Life for Me

[cats]

I fully agree. My favorite form of manipulation and the most succesful is simply saying, "why don't we ____" I have to be at an 80% success rate.

I am reminded of a special on the discovery channel about sex. In which a horrible experiment was done. They actully compared who had more success with pick up lines where the men said "You must be tired because you've been running around my all day." The men were able to start a conversation this way 10% of the time. The women used the pick up line "Hi" and had about 90% success rate. How this resulted in a comparison worth discusing on TV I don't know because I could predict the results with out hereing them. Horible gender experiment really.

 

[Wolfsister]

That sound appalling. And to be honest, completely useless.

 

[cats]

Very much so.

An interesting graph, atleast to me, was of behavior of men and women when they suspected their other was cheating on them. The four subjects they were looking at were crying, drinking, physical abuse, and verble abuse.

 

[Wolfsister]

Well of course. You'd be pretty messed up, all of us would be, if we thought we were being cheated on.

 

[cats]

You know I ment to ask who you thought would be the leader in each catagory. But I seem to of forgoten to include that in the above statment.

 

[cats]

Well any how, I was suprised.

As I guessed Women were higher in crying and Men in getting drunk, infact women barly got drunk and men barly cried. Women also led in verble abuse but the men were close. That leaves physical abuse which shocked me. Women were far more abusive physicaly.

Wolf, Nerd if you get a chance I have a fun poll for women. http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=554062

 

[Wolfsister]

That makes sense. I was about to answer your question (I'm running around doing RL things as well) when I saw that you'd done another post.

I would've put that men were more physically abusive. So that comes as a surprise.

 

[cats]

Yeah men are beter then women at drinking and only drinking. Disapointing but knowing Ren I'd say its possible.

 

[Wolfsister]

You'd be surprised just how much women can drink, I know that every time I see it, I am.

 

[cats]

Actully Tumble and I are light drinkers. I take a couple glasses of wine and I stop. Tumble does about one glass. So all sorts of fun.

 

[Wolfsister]

To be honest, Angelus and I don't drink at all. We have fun in other ways.

 

[cats]

Actully we seem to drink seprate.

I think we had a drink togeather at my sisters wedding and outside of that never togeather. On second thought thats not what you mean.

I've never been drunk and I don't like being buzzed, but a few glasses of red wine are quite pleasent. Also suposedly good for the heart.

 

[rengadeirishman]

Im not surprised at all about those findings. Most men i have ever known have never put a finger on a woman, but i myself have had girlfriends start trying to hurt me physically. as for crying, i could count on one hand the amount of times i've cried. I remember being a little lad, and hurting myself and crying. My father picked me up, kissed my head, and hugged me, telling me "stop crying son, you're my little man, men don't cry." Thats why i keep a near constant supply of 80 proof tearstopper.

 

[cats]

I might not be back online again til tomorow after school. (For the record today was the worse subbing experince I've ever had.)

 

[Wolfsister]

May I ask what's happening in the thread at the moment? Are we going to go on another mission?

 

[cats]

You know its hard to pick the right color.

Any how I like wise am confused. The first mate seems to have little information on the task, but some one does need to rp with Nerds second character, after all mindlessly crawling in vents is not the most exciting of stories.

 

[Wolfsister]

lol, I know. I hope that I didn't step on any toes when I 'introduced' myself. Being ignored was a little of a peeve me off....

 

[cats]

I have a bad habit of skipping certin things while reading. For example one on one romance and sex, unless I really like the characters. I also skip any emo part that lasts more then one page. Sadly new characters often are just skimed by me if I read it at all.

 

[rengadeirishman]

i am very sorry wolfy, UN was getting antsy about Rynver, so i plum forgot about larinya. Ill have one-eye see to her, its always nice for new crewers to meet the counselor.

 

[cats]

Lets face it, the entire crew has problems one has never treated.

 

[Wolfsister]

hmmm....

Should I be telling Tumble about your new sig line, Cats?

 

[rengadeirishman]

well played lad lol.

 

[cats]

No, she already saw it, she already beat me, and we already had make up sex. So that ship has sailed.

What can I say your sig is so tempting, and I sent the sig to angelous already.

 

[Wolfsister]

lmao! Ah well.. you deserved it

 

[cats]

Alright, I will assume your talking about the sex and not the beating. I will then change the subject and ask Ren what the plan is.