A Poet Walks Into a Bar . . .

[Lyricalli]

can i tempt you with my fare-de-jour? fridge cold sweet pickled gherkins, ditto on the onion bhajis, and ice cream. i'm ill and right now they're tickling my tastebuds.

Why yes, I believe you might be able to tempt me with such things. Now, I'm assuming they're not all in one dish, but even if they are, I'm game.

 

[Trixareforkids]

Barkeep, I'm on a liquid diet, can I get something strong and tall and sweet.

I'm buying y'all, if you're thirsty, come and get you some

 

[butters]

Barkeep, I'm on a liquid diet, can I get something strong and tall and sweet.

I'm buying y'all, if you're thirsty, come and get you some

oh man, that has me dancin' in my head [in my bed, wiggling]

 

[todski28]

Barkeep, I'm on a liquid diet, can I get something strong and tall and sweet.

I'm buying y'all, if you're thirsty, come and get you some

I could be sweet for you


tequila shot and corona chaser!

 

[butters]

hey hey, tods up early or very late?

 

[todski28]

hey hey, tods up early or very late?

7:49 pm
so in between I guess
but 4am start so it's kinda just a long hellacious grind lol
another drink before I start whining!

 

[butters]

7:49 pm
so in between I guess
but 4am start so it's kinda just a long hellacious grind lol
another drink before I start whining!

yeahhhhhhh, that's a long grind. 'bout time you started delegating; train someone up.

someone mention wine? cheese n biscuits'd be good right now.

 

[Trixareforkids]

I could be sweet for you

tequila shot and corona chaser!

I don't doubt it, but stick with salty, it suits you

Now, finish your drink and dance with me

 

[HarryHill]

*Strikes classic disco pose, ass begins to wiggle* You make me feel like dancing

 

[HarryHill]

I cant get in butters

 

[butters]

I cant get in butters

whoahhh... forgot to empty some out. gimmee 5. sorry

 

[HarryHill]

whoahhh... forgot to empty some out. gimmee 5. sorry

Daddy spank

 

[butters]

Daddy spank

3 spaces

 

[butters]

coffee with cream, anyone?

watching Brave for the first time. it's good!

duck's cooking, gotta get the potatoes in soon. the crumble's gotta wait. post dr who crumble *nods*

 

[HarryHill]

coffee with cream, anyone?

watching Brave for the first time. it's good!

duck's cooking, gotta get the potatoes in soon. the crumble's gotta wait. post dr who crumble *nods*

..
I liked brave I saw \Maleficent the other day n it was quite good, the art work as well as the twist in a classic fairy tale

*Grabs a beer and the hand stapler, walks around the bar, sipping, stapling streamers n singing along with >this song< *

 

[butters]

..
I liked brave I saw \Maleficent the other day n it was quite good, the art work as well as the twist in a classic fairy tale

*Grabs a beer and the hand stapler, walks around the bar, sipping, stapling streamers n singing along with >this song< *

not seen that but i need to *nods*

*sips, smiles, watches you*

 

[HarryHill]

not seen that but i need to *nods*

*sips, smiles, watches you*

*open a Guinness for you too* cheers

 

[Lyricalli]

*Grabs a beer and the hand stapler, walks around the bar, sipping, stapling streamers n singing along with >this song< *

*sips, smiles, watches you*

Happy 2016, you two. I hope it brings all the happiness you hope for.

 

[HarryHill]

Happy 2016, you two. I hope it brings all the happiness you hope for.

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Happy (almost) New Year 'calli, cocktail? and thanks

 

[butters]

*open a Guinness for you too* cheers

ayayay... muchos gratias

Happy 2016, you two. I hope it brings all the happiness you hope for.

aw thankyou! you too, missy

 

[Lyricalli]

..
Happy (almost) New Year 'calli, cocktail? and thanks

D'you have blackcurrant vodka and lemonade back there? I have it on good authority that they go quite well together.

 

[legerdemer]

Did anyone else see Spotlight? I highly recommend it. I thought it was a terrific movie and the acting really impressive. Hard story though.

 

[HarryHill]

*begins laying out baskets of nibble, party favors, and inflating balloons*

 

[HarryHill]

D'you have blackcurrant vodka and lemonade back there? I have it on good authority that they go quite well together.

*Fills a Collin glass, hesitates a moment with an intense thought running across his face, shrugs, drops a cock shaped ice cube in and serves*

Did anyone else see Spotlight? I highly recommend it. I thought it was a terrific movie and the acting really impressive. Hard story though.

Not seen it, *peeks in bing* whoh, don't want to, don't get me started about religion. cocktail?

time and yule tide
wait for no poet
2016'l be here
before you know it
it's 8:50 GMT

 

[butters]

Did anyone else see Spotlight? I highly recommend it. I thought it was a terrific movie and the acting really impressive. Hard story though.

not seen it but i'll look out for it. my only reservation being how they will treat the subject matter and if ''entertainment''s the be all and end all. from your post, i'm hoping it's good

*begins laying out baskets of nibble, party favors, and inflating balloons*

well that's an interesting inflatable... sure that's a balloon?