A Poet Walks Into a Bar . . .

[UnderYourSpell]

I'd ban you from touching my balls if you bounced them on the floor too

I'd make sure I had a firm but gentle grasp on your balls , keeping bouncing to the bare minimum

 

[cherries_on_snow]

Probably everyone knows already

But I am also Pandora Glitters, Sweet Jain, Persephone Phoenix and Debra. So hi again.

 

[Angeline]

But I am also Pandora Glitters, Sweet Jain, Persephone Phoenix and Debra. So hi again.

I knew. Hi.

 

[legerdemer]

I need a Trump-safe zone.

 

[butters]

But I am also Pandora Glitters, Sweet Jain, Persephone Phoenix and Debra. So hi again.

welcome back!

 

[todski28]

But I am also Pandora Glitters, Sweet Jain, Persephone Phoenix and Debra. So hi again.

wow that's a lot of stripper names

ok I kid but welcome back to the person I've unfortunately never met

 

[cherries_on_snow]

I know! I have never been a stripper but I do dig the fruity smells of the profession. Close friend, art teacher, long story.i was also Shiva Lebowski and Venus Envy.

 

[todski28]

I know! I have never been a stripper but I do dig the fruity smells of the profession. Close friend, art teacher, long story.i was also Shiva Lebowski and Venus Envy.

I was a night club bouncer, those are the scents of home

 

[cherries_on_snow]

Heh! Nice huh ? Kinda like pie.

 

[HarryHill]

But I am also Pandora Glitters, Sweet Jain, Persephone Phoenix and Debra. So hi again.

......
Damn'it Dora; where's my xmas bonus?

 

[todski28]

..
Damn'it Dora; where's my xmas bonus?

it's why she incognito so she doesn't have to back pay

 

[cherries_on_snow]

With the baby Jesus, love. That is where mine was, anyway.

 

[todski28]

Heh! Nice huh ? Kinda like pie.

lol, I guess it could be called that

 

[HarryHill]

Pie is good

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Hi Dora nice to see you back

 

[HarryHill]

it's why she incognito so she doesn't have to back pay

..
Yeah, well, I haven't been to work in ages.

 

[cherries_on_snow]

Harry, you were remarkably diligent. Kudos. I am at this moment painting palm trees all around you. There is silver tequila, a lime and salt.

 

[HarryHill]

Harry, you were remarkably diligent. Kudos. I am at this moment painting palm trees all around you. There is silver tequila, a lime and salt.

..
Fuck me, I can see it, sorta like a cheesy Corona commercial.

 

[cherries_on_snow]

Probably a vegan situ. But beer, serious downgrade from Patron.

 

[cherries_on_snow]

I think my cute reply was eaten by sharks so I shall re respond. Post shower! Totally better. Harry, I am vegan. No cheese. Corona is a serious downgrade from Patron, but order what you want, sweet.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

A poet walks into a bar......

.....and asks for a Hot Trump Toddy.

"what's that?" says the bartender. "I'm not familiar with that one."

"you need whisky, honey, and enough hot water to melt all the glaciers that aren’t really melting because climate change is a myth, you liberal moron."

 

[cherries_on_snow]

Not damn bad, GP.

 

[Trixareforkids]

.....and asks for a Hot Trump Toddy.

"what's that?" says the bartender. "I'm not familiar with that one."

"you need whisky, honey, and enough hot water to melt all the glaciers that aren’t really melting because climate change is a myth, you liberal moron."

Lol, the only thing hot about Trump is his presidency, gotten as it was out of the back of a Russian's trunk line.

 

[HarryHill]

Not far off on seven months of marriage to my darling butters. I'd like to buy you all a drink, not off the top shelf.

 

[champagne1982]

But I am also Pandora Glitters, Sweet Jain, Persephone Phoenix and Debra. So hi again.

wow that's a lot of stripper names

ok I kid but welcome back to the person I've unfortunately never met

I know! I have never been a stripper but I do dig the fruity smells of the profession. Close friend, art teacher, long story.i was also Shiva Lebowski and Venus Envy.

I love that you're back as time permits. It is a joy for me to tell you that though some of the Blue Angel has changed, I am still proudly keeping the glow burning as Merope. We have Mariner, Hypatia, Jami Mills and a few more that make Sundays a regular stop on the grid. There are new faces and all want to and are encouraged to share their writing with much encouragement and most importantly without public ridicule.

I think poets here with such strong voices should consider dropping in to SL and search us out. Besides that, how is poetry happenin in your world?

Love Carrie, Merry, Pam and more.