A question about tattooing a penis.

[ultramarineblue]

I can't answer your questions either, but I *will* tell you that upon reading your thread title, my testicles crawled up inside my body and were last heard moaning, "Mommy... mommmmmyyyyyyyy..."

I may have to sue you for medical expenses to get the cowards to come back out where they belong!

I would put this in the what made me smile/laugh thread but I've already posted there....

Oh and the rest of this thread was very funny.

WD, you know you couldn't leave lit...you like messing with everyone too much.

 

[ultramarineblue]

LMAO

No, it's the rest of us that are the problem.

Somehow I know that that is funny, but I just don't get it which probably isn't that surprising.

 

[RawHumor]

Somehow I know that that is funny, but I just don't get it which probably isn't that surprising.

You just need the backstory:

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=636890

 

[ultramarineblue]

You just need the backstory:

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=636890

Thank you. I'll have to read it later tonight though so I can get the full picture.

 

[Miss Diva]

I can't answer your questions either, but I *will* tell you that upon reading your thread title, my testicles crawled up inside my body and were last heard moaning, "Mommy... mommmmmyyyyyyyy..."

I may have to sue you for medical expenses to get the cowards to come back out where they belong!

My nipples just got hard. Now they will never go back in

 

[ShyGuy68]

My nipples just got hard. Now they will never go back in

Prove it!!!

 

[lilylicious]

You just need the backstory:

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=636890

OMG this guy CRACKS ME UP! I'd tell him what an asshat he is but I don't want to give his thread a bump and subject more misguided females to him.

However, I was tempted to PM him just to fuck with him.

 

[satindesire]

OMG this guy CRACKS ME UP! I'd tell him what an asshat he is but I don't want to give his thread a bump and subject more misguided females to him.

However, I was tempted to PM him just to fuck with him.

Oh My God...I can't believe I missed that.

*facepalm*

 

[YourCaptor]

I keep reading this thing as "a question about torturing a penis"

how appropriate

 

[Sir_Winston54]

My nipples just got hard. Now they will never go back in

Glad I could ... entertain (?) you.

 

[RawHumor]

OMG this guy CRACKS ME UP! I'd tell him what an asshat he is but I don't want to give his thread a bump and subject more misguided females to him.

However, I was tempted to PM him just to fuck with him.

Oh My God...I can't believe I missed that.

*facepalm*

Oh, at least one of those two gives GREAT PM. I have firsthand knowledge.

 

[satindesire]

Oh, at least one of those two gives GREAT PM. I have firsthand knowledge.

*looks at lily* You slut.

 

[RawHumor]

*looks at lily* You slut.

Me or her?

 

[TerribleChester]

second to last question on the page

http://tattoo.about.com/cs/beginners/a/embar_faq.htm

Q. If I get my penis tattooed or pierced, I'm afraid I might get aroused when the artist touches me. How can I prevent this, or what should I do if it happens?

A. Gerry also answers this question by saying, "If a guy is turned on, it's a human reaction. If the piercer is a [female] just smile; if a man, (depending on sexual preference) smile or apologize. Most professional artists understand these things and don't take them personally." In other words, don't sweat it!

Assuming the artist is straight, I don't buy the above answer for a second. He maybe a professional tattoo artist, but that's still an erection he's going to be handling.

 

[satindesire]

Me or her?

Well, both.

 

[lilylicious]

*looks at lily* You slut.

*points at satindesire* He must be talking about YOU, slut!

Me or her?

*points at RawHumor* She must be talking about YOU, slut!

Well, both.

*points at both of y'all* How am I missing all the hot slutty PM action?