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kitten's Daddy said:
Good Gawd, what is she going to do, stick her whole ass out the window???? Besides, i don't want her pee all over the side of my truck!!
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Good Gawd, what is she going to do, stick her whole ass out the window???? Besides, i don't want her pee all over the side of my truck!!
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BeachGurl2 said:Welcome, Crash. My daughter's aunt works at the FloraBama, and I grew up near there. Had my FB t-shirt on just yesterday.
I love it down there. *S* My guess is your daughter's aunt has servd me a Corona or two (three...four...)
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Purple Weeble said:
yes she did
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Purple Weeble said:Good Gawd, what is she going to do, stick her whole ass out the window???? Besides, i don't want her pee all over the side of my truck!!
no she said you could
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Now she should know better......there is no way i could get my fat ass through a car window!!
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uhoh.. someone used the F-word !!!!!!!!!Purple Weeble said:Now she should know better......there is no way i could get my fat ass through a car window!!
i'm glad you heard from your doc sissy
maybe now things can get straightened out
don't worry...we'll take pee breaks sissy lmao
don't forget the pen and paper for our "list:
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Yep.....i've got the pad of paper sitting here with the directions to your house.
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She probably has then - big biker chick named Kat.Crash Davis said:
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Purple Weeble said:
you're the best
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Doesn't that describe every waitress there? *S*BeachGurl2 said:
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I guess you're probably right about that.Crash Davis said:
Oh well.kitten and kitten's Daddy - thank you for the congrats!
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i'm tickled pink for ya bg.. does this mean you have to move ???BeachGurl2 said:I guess you're probably right about that.
kitten and kitten's Daddy - thank you for the congrats!
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Yeah, I have to move. But the town I'm moving to is in the Northeast valley - outside of Phoenix. Nice, wealthy community with good schools. So I'm excited about it.His lil secret said:i'm tickled pink for ya bg.. does this mean you have to move ???
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BeachGurl2 said:
good luck to you darlin'
time for me get tucked in
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wanted to share a lil something from my email today...
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself (and doesn't feel even the least bit weird shutting your 'beer/Pepsi drawer' with her foot!)
A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears..
A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.
A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.
A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.
A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.
A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it.
A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument. A real friend calls you after you had a fight.
A simple friend expects! you to always be there for them. A real friend expects to always be there for you!
A simple friend reads this e-mail and deletes it. A real friend passes it on and sends it back to you!
Pass this on to anyone you care about......if you get it back you have no beginning, no end.
It keeps us together, like our Circle of Friends.
Today I pass this on to you. Pass it on to someone who is a friend to you.....
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself (and doesn't feel even the least bit weird shutting your 'beer/Pepsi drawer' with her foot!)
A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears..
A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.
A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.
A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.
A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.
A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it.
A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument. A real friend calls you after you had a fight.
A simple friend expects! you to always be there for them. A real friend expects to always be there for you!
A simple friend reads this e-mail and deletes it. A real friend passes it on and sends it back to you!
Pass this on to anyone you care about......if you get it back you have no beginning, no end.
It keeps us together, like our Circle of Friends.
Today I pass this on to you. Pass it on to someone who is a friend to you.....
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Good morning everyone. I just wanted to drop in and leave some hugs and kisses.
. I just wanted to drop in and leave some hugs and kisses.BeachGurl2
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Good morning, everyone. Hope the week is going well around here. Quiet here today. Wanted to drop in and leave some hugs and kisses.
Hope the week is going well around here. Quiet here today. Wanted to drop in and leave some hugs and kisses.
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Happy monday sweet friends.
I hope the coming week is a good one for us all
Leaving some kitten love for my Daddy
((((((((((((family)))))))))))
((((((((friends))))))))
I hope the coming week is a good one for us all
Leaving some kitten love for my Daddy
((((((((((((family)))))))))))
((((((((friends))))))))
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Good morning. Just dropping in to say Happy Monday!!
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and a very happy monday to you Buster
welcome
welcome
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I hope everyone's having a great day
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happy hump day everyone
You Know You're Kinky When...
You hear about a Bridal Fashion Show to be held in your town, and you think, "Cool! I've always wanted to see what pony gear looks like ON someone!"
Your entire Music collection consists of music you can Scene to.
You give a new song a rating of 65....it's got a good beat and you can squirm to it.
You start to salivate and get aroused as you pass the local candle factory.
You always smell like Yankee Candle's Scent-Of-The-Month.
Canning season gets you *really* excited.
You see a sign in front of a house that reads, Chairs Caned, and you think to yourself, "Gee, some people are BLATANT about being out. YKIOKIJNMK"
You see a sign in front of a house that reads, Chairs Caned, and you stop to see if the poor Dom/me needs a PERSON to cane.
Citibank calls you because someone used your credit card to make a huge purchase at a tack shop in another state, and they know that you live in a metropolitan area and don't own a horse.
You make your vacation destination decisions based on that area's Assault and Battery, Consent, and Sexual Deviance laws.
Your Avon Representative politely informs you that the company has no plans to make that Eau de Leather scent you have been pestering them about.
Your idea of Fantasy Island looks far more like "Exit to Eden" than anything they showed on TV.
They know you by name, size, and favorite colors at *four* local leather shops.
You need an 18-wheeler to haul all your toys to a party.
Your son's Boy Scout Troop thinks you are way cool because you helped them earn their merit badge for knot tying.
You Know You're Kinky When...
You hear about a Bridal Fashion Show to be held in your town, and you think, "Cool! I've always wanted to see what pony gear looks like ON someone!"
Your entire Music collection consists of music you can Scene to.
You give a new song a rating of 65....it's got a good beat and you can squirm to it.
You start to salivate and get aroused as you pass the local candle factory.
You always smell like Yankee Candle's Scent-Of-The-Month.
Canning season gets you *really* excited.
You see a sign in front of a house that reads, Chairs Caned, and you think to yourself, "Gee, some people are BLATANT about being out. YKIOKIJNMK"
You see a sign in front of a house that reads, Chairs Caned, and you stop to see if the poor Dom/me needs a PERSON to cane.
Citibank calls you because someone used your credit card to make a huge purchase at a tack shop in another state, and they know that you live in a metropolitan area and don't own a horse.
You make your vacation destination decisions based on that area's Assault and Battery, Consent, and Sexual Deviance laws.
Your Avon Representative politely informs you that the company has no plans to make that Eau de Leather scent you have been pestering them about.
Your idea of Fantasy Island looks far more like "Exit to Eden" than anything they showed on TV.
They know you by name, size, and favorite colors at *four* local leather shops.
You need an 18-wheeler to haul all your toys to a party.
Your son's Boy Scout Troop thinks you are way cool because you helped them earn their merit badge for knot tying.
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His lil secret said:happy hump day everyone
You Know You're Kinky When...
You hear about a Bridal Fashion Show to be held in your town, and you think, "Cool! I've always wanted to see what pony gear looks like ON someone!"
Your entire Music collection consists of music you can Scene to.
You give a new song a rating of 65....it's got a good beat and you can squirm to it.
You start to salivate and get aroused as you pass the local candle factory.
You always smell like Yankee Candle's Scent-Of-The-Month.
Canning season gets you *really* excited.
You see a sign in front of a house that reads, Chairs Caned, and you think to yourself, "Gee, some people are BLATANT about being out. YKIOKIJNMK"
You see a sign in front of a house that reads, Chairs Caned, and you stop to see if the poor Dom/me needs a PERSON to cane.
Citibank calls you because someone used your credit card to make a huge purchase at a tack shop in another state, and they know that you live in a metropolitan area and don't own a horse.
You make your vacation destination decisions based on that area's Assault and Battery, Consent, and Sexual Deviance laws.
Your Avon Representative politely informs you that the company has no plans to make that Eau de Leather scent you have been pestering them about.
Your idea of Fantasy Island looks far more like "Exit to Eden" than anything they showed on TV.
They know you by name, size, and favorite colors at *four* local leather shops.
You need an 18-wheeler to haul all your toys to a party.
Your son's Boy Scout Troop thinks you are way cool because you helped them earn their merit badge for knot tying.
Lil baby
. Long time no see baby.
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hello sweetheartMs.Breaker said:Lil baby
yes .. it has been a VERY long time.. and i apologize..
i've been extremely busy settling into my new surroundings
how has life been treating you sweet lady???
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His lil secret said:hello sweetheart
yes .. it has been a VERY long time.. and i apologize..
i've been extremely busy settling into my new surroundings
how has life been treating you sweet lady???
New surroundings?
Life's been interesting. Had a down just yesterday but we're getting over it. Otherwise life's been on the up side
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