~ a secret place ~

a_sweet_juicy_peach said:
Just leaving some hugs and kisses for everyone......hope you all have a great day....... :kiss:


could I steal a few of those... :rolleyes:


*takes :kiss: es and hugs* and leaves a few :p 's and naughty thoughts... :devil:
 
a_sweet_juicy_peach said:
Just leaving some hugs and kisses for everyone......hope you all have a great day....... :kiss:
((((((peachy girl)))))) :heart:

it's good to see you posting again sweetheart :kiss:
 
Just popped in to leave His Lil Secret some :kiss: es.


A big Hi to everyone ........ have a great time :devil: :D
 
a_sweet_juicy_peach said:
well thank you...now explain please what you said in last post....lol
wait i get it i think.....lmao


long time no see ~ am i right.....lmao
i am so dumb some days.....and i have brown hair....lmao
 
a_sweet_juicy_peach said:
well thank you...now explain please what you said in last post....lol
I said Wow Peachy LTNS (long Time no see) SGTSYA (so good to see you again)
unless you are talkin bout a different post?
 
jussforfun said:
I said Wow Peachy LTNS (long Time no see) SGTSYA (so good to see you again)
unless you are talkin bout a different post?
lmao ~ i got it now.......smiling......sometimes it takes me awhile....lol......
 
An Arab had spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source
of water. It got so bad that his camel died of thirst. He crawled
through the sands, certain that he was breathing his last breath, when
suddenly, he saw a shiny object sticking out of the sand several yards
ahead of him.

He crawled to the object, pulled it out of the sand, and discovered that
he had a Manischewitz wine bottle. It appeared that there may be a drop
or two left in the bottle, so he unscrewed the top, and out popped a
genie . . . BUT this was no ordinary genie.

This genie appeared to be a Chasidic Rabbi, complete with black alpaca
coat, black hat, side curls, and tzitzies.

"Vell kid," said the genie, "you know how it voiks. You got three vishes."

"I'm not going to trust you," says the Arab. "I'm not going to trust a
Jewish genie!"

"Vott'ya you got to lose? Looks ta me - you're a gonner anyvay!"

The Arab thought about this for a minute, and decided that the genie was
right.

"Okay, I wish I were in a lush oasis, with plentiful food and drink."

** * * * * * * P O O F * * * * * * * * *

The Arab found himself in the most beautiful oasis he had ever seen and
he was surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.

"Okee-dokee kiddo, vat's your second vish?"

"My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams."

** * * * * * P O O F * * * * * * * * *

The Arab found himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare
old coins and precious gems.

"Okay kid, you got just vone more vish. Better should make it a good
vone!"

After thinking for a few minutes, the Arab says, "I wish that no matter
where I go, beautiful women will always need and want me !"

** * * * * * * * P O O F * * * * * *

He was turned into a tampon.

THE MORAL OF THE STORY:

If you're an Arab doing business with a Jewish genie, there's going to
be a string attached



C Ya Later guys xx
 
drumroll.... balloons... and champagne corks popping!!!

this is my post #1000 back where it all started....


I LOVE YOU ASH!!!
 
20smoke said:
that first time :heart: ... did ya have any idea this would happen?

No, I had no idea anything this wonderful would happen, but I've been thanking God everyday since...:heart:.
 
Okay, you two. Knock it off for a minute. This is important stuff. Smoke needs a tag line. You know, the FloraBama tag line is "doin' it on the line". Hmmmm.

just a thought
 
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