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like I said ...if I wanted to see 'girls' fight I'd watch the FSU-Florida game....
 
BeachGurl2 said:
Good thing DLL's not here. . .
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dont think she'd have much to say after the Miami Dolphins beat those damnyankee Jets from NEW YORK Sunday

do I have to sing 'the song'again? :D
 
20smoke said:
dont think she'd have much to say after the Miami Dolphins beat those damnyankee Jets from NEW YORK Sunday

do I have to sing 'the song'again? :D
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I was talking about the fact that she was a cheerleader for FSU. :p
 
BeachGurl2 said:
I was talking about the fact that she was a cheerleader for FSU. :p
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she told me it was UF.... you know CANESVILLE

same difference.... both are northern second rate wanna bees
 
WooHoo!!! It's hump day!! :D

Went over to Lisa's house last night... they tried to get me to watch "The Exorcism of Emily Rose".... needless to say, I lost about 3 fingernails and told them I had to go home!! Me no good with scary movies!! :eek:

Before I could leave, I was requested to make a giant crock pot of chili... they claim it's the best they ever had!! :cathappy:

I think my comfort zone has been blasted to hell... I was given the impression last night that my company is gonna stay til I tell them to leave or they find a place to move... which ever comes first.... go figure?? Say a prayer for me, please!!

Huggles and snuggles for all... :kiss:
 
*makes the sign of the cross as she enters the thread*

happy hump day everyone :rose:


happy holidays to each of you. i hope it's a safe one for us all :heart:

leaving some kitten love for my Daddy.... you're my everything :kiss:

(((((((((family)))))))))

*prayers for those who need them.. especially for all of my sissies*
 
Gem_tiger said:
An Arab had spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source
of water. It got so bad that his camel died of thirst. He crawled
through the sands, certain that he was breathing his last breath, when
suddenly, he saw a shiny object sticking out of the sand several yards
ahead of him.

He crawled to the object, pulled it out of the sand, and discovered that
he had a Manischewitz wine bottle. It appeared that there may be a drop
or two left in the bottle, so he unscrewed the top, and out popped a
genie . . . BUT this was no ordinary genie.

This genie appeared to be a Chasidic Rabbi, complete with black alpaca
coat, black hat, side curls, and tzitzies.

"Vell kid," said the genie, "you know how it voiks. You got three vishes."

"I'm not going to trust you," says the Arab. "I'm not going to trust a
Jewish genie!"

"Vott'ya you got to lose? Looks ta me - you're a gonner anyvay!"

The Arab thought about this for a minute, and decided that the genie was
right.

"Okay, I wish I were in a lush oasis, with plentiful food and drink."

** * * * * * * P O O F * * * * * * * * *

The Arab found himself in the most beautiful oasis he had ever seen and
he was surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.

"Okee-dokee kiddo, vat's your second vish?"

"My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams."

** * * * * * P O O F * * * * * * * * *

The Arab found himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare
old coins and precious gems.

"Okay kid, you got just vone more vish. Better should make it a good
vone!"

After thinking for a few minutes, the Arab says, "I wish that no matter
where I go, beautiful women will always need and want me !"

** * * * * * * * P O O F * * * * * *

He was turned into a tampon.

THE MORAL OF THE STORY:

If you're an Arab doing business with a Jewish genie, there's going to
be a string attached



C Ya Later guys xx
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*groans* oh gemmy.. that was BADDDD!!! *giggle*

*hugs*
 
20smoke said:
drumroll.... balloons... and champagne corks popping!!!

this is my post #1000 back where it all started....


I LOVE YOU ASH!!!
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woohoo !! congrats on that milestone smoke :rose:
 
I want to go back to the time when...

Decisions were made by going "eeny-meeny-miney-mo."

Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, "do-over!"

"Race issue" meant arguing about who ran the fastest.

Money issues were handled by whoever was the banker in "Monopoly."

Catching fireflies could happily occupy an entire evening.

It wasn't odd to have two or three "best" friends.

Being old, referred to anyone over 20.

The net on the tennis court was the perfect height to play volleyball and rules didn't matter.

The worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex was cooties.

It was magic when dad would "remove" his thumb.

It was unbelievable that dodge ball wasn't an Olympic event.

Having a weapon in school, meant being caught with a slingshot.

Nobody was prettier than Mom.

Scrapes and bruises were made better by kisses.

It was a big deal to finally be tall enough to ride the "big people" rides at the amusement park.

Getting a foot of snow was a dream come true.

Abilities were discovered because of a "double-dog-dare."

Saturday morning cartoons weren't 30-minutes ads for action figures.

"Oly-oly-oxen-free" made perfect sense.

Spinning around, getting dizzy and falling down was a cause for giggles.

The worst embarrassment was being picked last for a team.

War was a card game.

Water balloons were the ultimate weapon.

Baseball cards in the spokes transformed any bike into a motorcycle.

Taking drugs meant orange-flavored chewable aspirin.

Ice cream was considered a basic food group.

Older siblings were the worst tormentors, but also the fiercest protectors.
 
It's Thursday, ya'll!! :nana:

Got thru the work day, stopped at a couple stores, stopped off at Lisa's, came home and made fudge.... finally got in bed after 11pm! FULL DAY!!

Today I'm going into work early and one of the girls volunteered to come in later to work til closing so I can get to a Christmas dinner on time!! It was very nice of her and my soul appreciates it immensely!! Think I'm gonna take her an extra helping of the fudge... :D

Hope you all have a fantastic day!! Just a few short hours from now and I'll be on vacation a whole week... of course I'm sure I already said that!! :cathappy:

Huggles and snuggles for my whole family!!! :kiss:
 
His lil secret said:
I want to go back to the time when...

Decisions were made by going "eeny-meeny-miney-mo."

Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, "do-over!"

"Race issue" meant arguing about who ran the fastest.

Money issues were handled by whoever was the banker in "Monopoly."

Catching fireflies could happily occupy an entire evening.

It wasn't odd to have two or three "best" friends.

Being old, referred to anyone over 20.

The net on the tennis court was the perfect height to play volleyball and rules didn't matter.

The worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex was cooties.

It was magic when dad would "remove" his thumb.

It was unbelievable that dodge ball wasn't an Olympic event.

Having a weapon in school, meant being caught with a slingshot.

Nobody was prettier than Mom.

Scrapes and bruises were made better by kisses.

It was a big deal to finally be tall enough to ride the "big people" rides at the amusement park.

Getting a foot of snow was a dream come true.

Abilities were discovered because of a "double-dog-dare."

Saturday morning cartoons weren't 30-minutes ads for action figures.

"Oly-oly-oxen-free" made perfect sense.

Spinning around, getting dizzy and falling down was a cause for giggles.

The worst embarrassment was being picked last for a team.

War was a card game.

Water balloons were the ultimate weapon.

Baseball cards in the spokes transformed any bike into a motorcycle.

Taking drugs meant orange-flavored chewable aspirin.

Ice cream was considered a basic food group.

Older siblings were the worst tormentors, but also the fiercest protectors.
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I love the thoughts, secret. :) I miss those also. :kiss: have a good day today!!

Hope you enjoy your vacation, Liza!! Nice to meet you btw.
 
good morning everyone :rose:

hope you all have a wonderful day :cathappy:

I love you Daddy.. bunches and bunches. and ooodles and ooodles :kiss:

(((( family ))))

g'morning Liza and Azul :rose:
 
Morning ~ afternoon, all. Hope everyone is having a great week. My daughter keeps reminding me that Christmas is only 3 days away! I'm so not ready. But I will be.

I had 2 new stories post last night. Hope everyone reads them and likes them.

Liza ~ sending you more thoughts and prayers, honey. :rose:

Ash ~ so glad to hear that your daddy is doing better. keeping you guys in my prayers. :rose:

Everyone else ~ have a great Thursday!
 
BeachGurl2 said:
Morning ~ afternoon, all. Hope everyone is having a great week. My daughter keeps reminding me that Christmas is only 3 days away! I'm so not ready. But I will be.

I had 2 new stories post last night. Hope everyone reads them and likes them.

Liza ~ sending you more thoughts and prayers, honey. :rose:

Ash ~ so glad to hear that your daddy is doing better. keeping you guys in my prayers. :rose:

Everyone else ~ have a great Thursday!
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hugs sissy.......
 
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