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Woodmiester said:
<<<< Lil S >>> one day this net hug will be real, I hope. Have a super Christmas :rose:


Have a safe and warm Holiday everyone

I wish you and yours the same Woody :rose:

* tight hugs.. yep.. I still have 'em tucked away for you*
 
Happy Friday, everyone. I know we'll all be busy this weekend so I thought I should send out holiday greetings today. I hope everyone has a safe and very happy holiday weekend. My oldest will be home, so it should be a loud, fun time at my house. I love to have both my girls together. You never realize how important those times are until one moves out. So getting them both together makes it even more to cherish.

secret ~ happy holidays to you and your family. hope you get your Christmas wishes. :rose:

Liza ~ have a relaxing vacation. hope you enjoy my stories. :rose:

Smoke, Ash, Azul, Snowhugs, Woodmeister, Biorgium, Peach, Pita, and anyone I've missed ~ have wonderful, safe, and happy holidays. :rose:
 
Hope everyone's holiday weekend was terrific!! Mine was memorable to say the least! Spent family time with my mom's side of the family... all her 3 sisters were here plus Grandparents/parents. Doesn't happen often enough now days so it's very special!!

Went over to Paige's house late last night... helped her little one braid the mane on her new make-over pony.... we've even made and appointment for her to give me a make-over with her new makeup set.. should prove to be quite interesting!!

Paige totally surprised me last night!! She and her mom, along with the whole family bought me a Christmas present... I truly wasn't expecting anything this year nor did I really want anything... Just family and friends time! Anyway... a couple months ago, they were givin me a hard time when I said I'd never owned a vacuum in my entire life... *tada*... they got me one! I almost cried! Now that's something I'll remember forever!

I'm gonna go over today to see what kind of menu they'd like over the next week while I'm off... she's set up for surgery tomorrow before noon... the least I can do is to help around the house as much as I can!! Don't forget an extra prayer for her please!! :heart: :rose:

BTW... Bre is doing much better since she came home! I think she just needs to be surrounded by family and friends!! Keep good thoughts for her and also my house guests that they may find a place to rent ASAP!!! Would be lovely if they could have a place to start out the new year in!!!

Hugs and happiness to you all this week in case I don't get to post much!!! :kiss: :kiss:
 
I hope everyone has had a Wonderful Christmas and are now gearing up for the new Year!!



Only 364 days to Christmas!!!
 
Hope everyone had a safe holiday weekend, and that all your Christmas wishes came true. My ex behaved, the girls got what they wanted, and everyone is safe and happy. Can't ask for much more than that. :)
 
haven't posted a funny lil story for a while so here .....----

A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It's a coach Ticket). When she gets on the plane she sits in first class.

The steward who checks tickets says, "I'm so sorry, this is a coach ticket and your sitting in 1st class."

"I can do What-eva I want, I'm a blonde." Well I'll get the pilot.

The pilot comes and whispers in the blondes ear and she leaves. The steward looks amazed and says," What did you say?"

The pilot simply says," I told her 1st class wasn't going to Miami, just coach was!!!"
 
20smoke said:
haven't posted a funny lil story for a while so here .....----

A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It's a coach Ticket). When she gets on the plane she sits in first class.

The steward who checks tickets says, "I'm so sorry, this is a coach ticket and your sitting in 1st class."

"I can do What-eva I want, I'm a blonde." Well I'll get the pilot.

The pilot comes and whispers in the blondes ear and she leaves. The steward looks amazed and says," What did you say?"

The pilot simply says," I told her 1st class wasn't going to Miami, just coach was!!!"
:p this is a pitiful attempt at blonde humnor sweetheart:heart:


I hope everyone had a great Christmas. HUGS to all
 
well.... since you were so critical of my blonde joke.... here's an AUBURN joke


An Auburn grad was walking down the street, when his old college buddy pulled up in a brand new Porsche. "Where the hell did you get Porsche?", the grad asked in disbelief. "Well," his buddy replied, "Last night I was at a bar and started dancing with this girl. When the bar closed, she motions for me to follow her. We jump in her Porsche, and drive off into the mountains. She stops, jumps out of the car, takes off all her clothes, and tells me, 'You can have anything you want'. So I took the car." "That was pretty smart", said the Auburn grad, "Seeing as how her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."
 
and since Miami is playing LSU......

Do you know why the LSU football team should change their names to the "Opossums"?

Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.


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Why doesn't LSU have ice on the sidelines?

The guy with the recipe graduated.


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What do get when you breed a groundhog and an LSU football player?

Six more weeks of bad football.


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How many LSU freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?

None, it's a second year course.


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How do you get an LSU graduate off the porch?

Pay him for the pizza.


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The LSU football team was placed in a remedial English class. The professor asked the class, "Does anyone know what comes after the sentence?" All the players raised their hands, "The appeal!", they shouted with pride.


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What do you call a person from LSU in a three piece suit?

The defendent.
 
The blond joke was funny, the Auburn joke was a hoot - those cow college boys, LMAO. But the LSU jokes, now those were REALLY funny!
 
20smoke said:
and since Miami is playing LSU......

Do you know why the LSU football team should change their names to the "Opossums"?

Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.


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Why doesn't LSU have ice on the sidelines?

The guy with the recipe graduated.


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What do get when you breed a groundhog and an LSU football player?

Six more weeks of bad football.


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How many LSU freshmen does it take to change a light bulb?

None, it's a second year course.


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How do you get an LSU graduate off the porch?

Pay him for the pizza.


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The LSU football team was placed in a remedial English class. The professor asked the class, "Does anyone know what comes after the sentence?" All the players raised their hands, "The appeal!", they shouted with pride.


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What do you call a person from LSU in a three piece suit?

The defendent.

Yes they may be funny but 10-2 Overall, 7-1 SEC

BATON ROUGE -- The largest crowd to ever witness a game in Tiger Stadium walked back to its collective cars after Saturday's 21-17 win over Florida

In another LSU-Auburn classic, LSU placekicker Chris Jackson hit a 30-yard field goal in overtime before Auburn's John Vaughn missed for the fifth time in the game -- from 39 yards -- to give LSU the 20-17 win in front of a record 92,664 on Saturday night in Tiger Stadium.

The Tigers (8-1, 5-1 SEC) moved to the top of the SEC's Western Division and sit in the driver's seat heading into the final two weeks of the regular season. Alabama, which fell to 9-1 overall and 6-1 in conference play, saw a perfect season fall by the wayside in their backyard.
 
kitten's Daddy said:
Yes they may be funny but 10-2 Overall, 7-1 SEC

BATON ROUGE -- The largest crowd to ever witness a game in Tiger Stadium walked back to its collective cars after Saturday's 21-17 win over Florida

In another LSU-Auburn classic, LSU placekicker Chris Jackson hit a 30-yard field goal in overtime before Auburn's John Vaughn missed for the fifth time in the game -- from 39 yards -- to give LSU the 20-17 win in front of a record 92,664 on Saturday night in Tiger Stadium.

The Tigers (8-1, 5-1 SEC) moved to the top of the SEC's Western Division and sit in the driver's seat heading into the final two weeks of the regular season. Alabama, which fell to 9-1 overall and 6-1 in conference play, saw a perfect season fall by the wayside in their backyard.
Yeah, but the jokes are still funny. :p
 
Well, while the jokes were funny...you COULD put any RIVAL football team into the punchline, so bravo for your cleverness. I think it's best to leave it at that, cuz Smoke knows I've been an Auburn fan since the 'womb'.:p

Iloveyouevenifyouareacanesfan.:heart:


(((((((((((((((((Hissy & her Daddy)))))))))))))
((((((Liza, Weeble Sissy, Peachygurl, BG, Snow, WW,Pita))))))))))))))))))))))))


Much Love and hugs to you all.
 
oh good lord.. i leave for a few days and y'all get bratty with each other.. tsk tsk !!! *giggle*

hope you all had a wonderful holiday and were able to spend it with your loved ones.

love to all...
 
His lil secret said:
oh good lord.. i leave for a few days and y'all get bratty with each other.. tsk tsk !!! *giggle*

hope you all had a wonderful holiday and were able to spend it with your loved ones.

love to all...
Awww. We're not being bratty. Well, not too bratty. :devil:

Hope you had a great holiday, sweetie. :rose:
 
BeachGurl2 said:
Awww. We're not being bratty. Well, not too bratty. :devil:

Hope you had a great holiday, sweetie. :rose:

LMAO !

Bratty can be a good thing !

Mine was wonderful, despite being a bit under the weather.. hope yours was excellent !
 
*looks left - looks right* 'me?'

sweet innocent lil me not being bratty :devil:

What is the best four years of an LSU student's life?

Third grade.
 
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Hope everyone has had some good times over the last week!! For short but sweet explanation of mine, see Blurt thread on page 502... :rolleyes:

Lisa's surgery went wonderfully yesterday!! She came home today around 3pm or so... I went over around 9 to watch a movie with her and her sister. She showed me her chest wound... it looked really good and the Dr was so pleased that he didn't bind it or cover it up!! Looks to me like it'll heal quite nicely!! She's decided that the chemo better not make her gain any weight since it's gonna take her hair!! I told her that we'd get on an exercise plan together to make sure it wouldn't!! I've even given it serious thought to possibly shaving my head when her hair comes out... for support!! (Plus, I could find out just how grey my hair actually is without that awkward grow out stage!*giggle*) My next plan is to try to help her quit smokin so she won't get cancer anywhere else!! Was even thinking about asking a friend of mine at the company rec center if I could have special permission to bring her there when she's feeling good enough to try doing some water exercise together... good for the both of us!! Anyway.... thanks again for keeping her in your prayers!!

BTW... Bre is doing great, too!! Being around family and friends seems to have her back up and running with a smile! Just gotta keep her from overdoing it!

If ya don't get to read my blurt.... my guests are still here. It looks as though it's gonna be at least another week... pray I keep what little sanity left that I have!!

Happy Thursday to you all!!! Leaving hugs and :kiss: s for anyone who wants them....
 
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Leaving hugs and kisses for everyone this morning......

Liza i enjoyed chatting with you yesterday.....hope you got a few things finished....hopefully we can meet for lunch today or tomorrow...call me....
 
hello everyone!!

just wondered if I had mentioned here lately how much I love Ash :heart: ?
 
Hope everyone is doing well these days. Good holidays and getting ready for New Years.

secret ~ glad to hear your holidays were great. :rose:

Liza ~ sounds like all is going well, except for the guests. I feel for you, sweetie. :rose:

Smoke, Ash, kitten's Daddy, Azul, Snowhugs, Woodmeister, Biorgium, Peach, Pita, and anyone I've missed ~ have a great weekend!
 
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