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Hello Luv,

WOWWWWWW!!!! I luv the new pics....I have something that might work better then that toy. How r u doin hon? Everything is going good for me. Only 6days till Christmas are you ready? I think not I haven't recieved my gift yet.....LOL! I what some old Christmas cartoon tonight. It made me think about when I was a kid stayin awake for Santa. And not being able to do it, the next morning I would awaken to find Santa had already been there and left gift. The excitment was overwhelming. And yet now I am 33 years old and I still get excited about this wonderful holiday. The holiday that brings the kid out of you. The joy of watching your kids having the same excitement you had years ago. I am so ready for Christmas. Talk to you soon luv..

Thought Of The Day -

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
 
Love the new AV babe, was trying to find the full pic of it...:eek: Just can't resist trying to get a closer view.:D
 
Twistedxj2004 said:

Hello Luv,

WOWWWWWW!!!! I luv the new pics....I have something that might work better then that toy. How r u doin hon? Everything is going good for me. Only 6days till Christmas are you ready? I think not I haven't recieved my gift yet.....LOL! I what some old Christmas cartoon tonight. It made me think about when I was a kid stayin awake for Santa. And not being able to do it, the next morning I would awaken to find Santa had already been there and left gift. The excitment was overwhelming. And yet now I am 33 years old and I still get excited about this wonderful holiday. The holiday that brings the kid out of you. The joy of watching your kids having the same excitement you had years ago. I am so ready for Christmas. Talk to you soon luv..

Thought Of The Day -

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.

Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!"

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down.

10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
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yeh now my kids are up a bit its not the same..........but continue to wish you an yours all the best:kiss:
 
phoenix_rising said:
a fresh one for you
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hi phoenix.....how are you tonight dearest? i have been meeting myself coming and going...i am hoping things settle down here soon. i hope you are feeling somewhat better by now....seems like ages since i have talked with you....hope it will be soon...:kiss::rose::kiss:
 
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