a sneaky peek

[mikhunt699]

lol thought i better knock the bah humbug spirit on the head or santa won't bring me my new toys

lol have you broke the toys you got last year ??

 

[phoenix_rising]

I'll snuggle with you anytime.
*wraps my arms around you and kisses your neck*

mmmmm hunky dory again

 

[Doc_Quack]

 

[phoenix_rising]

lol have you broke the toys you got last year ??

no its xmas so thought i'd treat myself
3 new ones should arrive tomorrow

 

[mikhunt699]

no its xmas so thought i'd treat myself
3 new ones should arrive tomorrow

just the 3..not being greedy hehe

 

[phoenix_rising]

oooo kisses and no mistletoe to be seen

 

[Doc_Quack]

oooo kisses and no mistletoe to be seen

As if I'd need mistletoe to be turned on by you

 

[phoenix_rising]

just the 3..not being greedy hehe

ones a doubleended dildo(in case i meet a like minded female near me or GC makes it over), ones named king kong and another more normal one lol

 

[phoenix_rising]

As if I'd need mistletoe to be turned on by you

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

[mikhunt699]

ones a doubleended dildo(in case i meet a like minded female near me or GC makes it over), ones named king kong and another more normal one lol

by that i take it you like women as well phoenix,dont tell me us guys have a bit of competition hehe

 

[phoenix_rising]

by that i take it you like women as well phoenix,dont tell me us guys have a bit of competition hehe

if GC stayed this side of the atlantic..............and yes hun you do
but i'm always willing to share

 

[Doc_Quack]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

*kisses and licks*
feeling any warmer yet?

 

[phoenix_rising]

*kisses and licks*
feeling any warmer yet?

mmmm slowly thawing out

 

[Doc_Quack]

mmmm slowly thawing out

Mmmmmm that's an improvement
*rubs your bum and blows warm breaths on your neck*

 

[phoenix_rising]

Mmmmmm that's an improvement
*rubs your bum and blows warm breaths on your neck*

right thats the engine warmed up and running .....now whats next??????

 

[Doc_Quack]

right thats the engine warmed up and running .....now whats next??????

Better put warm breaths on your thighs and what's between 'em....those bits need de-thawed too

 

[phoenix_rising]

Better put warm breaths on your thighs and what's between 'em....those bits need de-thawed too

yep i'll just go lay down on my bed under the duvet and wait on you surfacing again......i promise not to pass wind while your there!

 

[gottscheer]

a good mmmmmmmmmm?

Of course!

 

[jushorny]

lol whats up horny, cat got you by the short and curlies

No but that AV sure does

 

[Twistedxj2004]

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Hello luv,

How are you doin sweetie? I wanted to stop by and wish you a Merry Christas and Happy New Year. Please be safe during the holiday. I will talk to u soon honey. Kisses and Hugz

Thought Of The Day -

5 lessons that will make you think about the way you treat others...

First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady

During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions until I read the last one: "What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?"

Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name? I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade.

"Absolutely," said the professor. "In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say "hello".

I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy.

Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the Rain

One night, at 11.30 p.m., an older African American woman was standing on the side of an Alabama highway trying to endure a lashing rainstorm Her car had broken down and she desperately needed a ride. Soaking wet, she decided to flag down the next car. A young white man stopped to help her, generally unheard of in those conflict-filled 1960s. The man took her to safety, helped her get assistance and put her into a taxicab. She seemed to be in a big hurry, but wrote down his address and thanked him.

Seven days went by and a knock came on the man's door. To his surprise, a giant console color TV was delivered to his home. A special note was attached.. It read: "Thank you so much for assisting me on the highway the other night. The rain drenched not only my clothes, but also my spirits. Then you came along. Because of you, I was able to make it to my dying husband's bedside just before he passed away. God bless you for helping me and unselfishly serving others."

Sincerely,
Mrs. Nat King Cole.

Third Important Lesson - Always remember those who serve

In the days when an ice cream sundae cost much less, a 10 -year-old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and sat at a table. A waitress put a glass of water in front of him "Well, how much is a plain dish of ice cream?" he asked. "Fifty cents," replied the waitress. The little boy pulled is hand out of his pocket and studied the coins in it.

"How much is an ice cream sundae?"he inquired. By now more people were waiting for a table and the waitress was growing impatient. "Thirty-five cents," she brusquely replied. The little boy again counted his coins.

"I'll have the plain ice cream," he said. The waitress brought the ice cream, put the bill on the table and walked away. The boy finished the ice cream, paid the cashier and left.

When the waitress came back, she began to cry as she wiped down the table. there, placed neatly beside the empty dish, were two nickels and five pennies.. You see, he couldn't have the sundae, because he had to have enough left to leave her a tip.

Fourth Important Lesson - The obstacle in Our Path

In ancient times, a King had a boulder placed on a roadway. Then he hid himself and watched to see if anyone would remove the huge rock. Some of the king's wealthiest merchants and courtiers came by and simply walked around it. Many loudly blamed the King for not keeping the roads clear, but none did anything about getting the stone out of the way.

Then a peasant came along carrying a load of vegetables. Upon approaching the boulder, the peasant laid down his burden and tried to move the stone to the side of the road. After much pushing and straining, he finally succeeded. After the peasant picked up his load of vegetables, he noticed a purse lying in the road where the boulder had been. The purse contained many gold coins and a note from the King indicating that the gold was for the person who removed the boulder from the roadway. The peasant learned what many of us never understand!

Every obstacle presents an opportunity to improve our condition.

Fifth Important Lesson - Giving When it Counts

Many years ago, when I worked as a volunteer at a hospital, I got to know a little girl named Liz who was suffering from a rare & serious disease. Her only chance of recovery appeared to be a blood transfusion from her 5-year old brother, who had miraculously survived the same disease and had developed the antibodies needed to combat the illness. The doctor explained the situation to her little brother, and asked the little boy if he would be willing to give his blood to his sister.

I saw him hesitate for only a moment before taking a deep breath and saying, "Yes I'll do it if it will save her." As the transfusion progressed, he lay in bed next to his sister and smiled, as we all did, seeing the color returning to her cheek. Then his face grew pale and his smile faded. He looked up at the doctor and asked with a trembling voice, "Will I start to die right away".

Being young, the little boy had misunderstood the doctor; he thought he was going to have to give his sister all of his blood in order to save her.

 

[goatchick]

ones a doubleended dildo(in case i meet a like minded female near me or GC makes it over), ones named king kong and another more normal one lol

oh phoenix! a gift for both of us!!!! yahoooooooo.....have i told you lately that i love your avatar???? i sure hope you are feeling better these days, i have sure missed talking with you....hope to see you soon....gc

 

[outsidein]

going up North Berwick law later, I'll give you a wave, blow you a kiss and give you a flash

 

[liquen]

feeling warmer already

much much warmer

 

[jaybire]

Mmmmmm! Very sexy as always!

How are you doing today?

 

[ShmokinGun]

Hey Phoenix thought you might enjoy these xx


Jokes that only work in Scotland


A Glasgow woman goes to the dentist and settles down in the chair. "Comfy?"asks the dentist.
"Govan," she replies.


What did the Siamese twins from Glasgow call their autobiography? Oor Wullie.


A guy walks into an antiques shop and says: "How much for the set of antlers?"
"Two hundred quid," says the bloke behind the counter.
"That's affa deer," says the guy.


Did you hear about the fella who liked eating bricks and cement? He's awa'noo.


After announcing he's getting married, a boy tells his pal he'll be wearing the kilt. "And what's the tartan?" asks his mate. "Oh, she'll be wearing a white dress," he replies.


What do you call a pigeon that goes to Aviemore for its holidays? A skean dhu.


How many Spanish guys does it take to change a lightbulb? Just Juan.


A man takes a pair of shoes back to the shop and complains that there is a lace missing.

"No," argues the assistant, "look at the label - it says Taiwan ."


What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and an Aberdeen sheep farmer? The Rolling Stones say: "Hey you, get off of my cloud." And an Aberdeen sheep farmer says: "Hey McLeod, get off of ma ewe."


What do you call an illegitimate Scottish insect? A wee fly b*****d.


What about the Scotsman who lost his testicles in a motorcycle accident? The surgeon re-attached them with Bostik.


While being interviewed for a job as a bus driver, a guy is asked: "What would you do if you had a rowdy passenger?"
"I'd put him off at the next stop," he says.
"Good. And what would you do if you couldn't get the fare?"
"I'd take the first two weeks in August," he replies.


Two negatives make a positive but only in Scotland do two positives make a negative - "Aye right."


A Glasgow tramp is walking down Argyle Street when he spots a guy tinkering with the engine of his car. "What's up, Jimmy?" he asks. "Piston broke," he replies. "Aye, same as masel..."