babydoll2u
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you shit fire??Woodmiester said:
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babydoll2u said:you shit fire??
putner weekly but more ifn I eat some of them thar nanner peppers
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bamagirl said:
Ah shucks ma'am, cant Uins let a feller have some funnin
PS: this is what happens when "someone" goes to bed when there's laundry to do so here I sit bored so blaime her!!
Woodmiester said:Ah shucks ma'am, cant Uins let a feller have some funnin
PS: this is what happens when "someone" goes to bed when there's laundry to do so here I sit bored so blaime her!!
nope not blaming her!!
and watch how you have that funnin or it can get ya in trouble.....
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bamagirl said:
ain't THAT the truth!!
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bamagirl said:
okay never heard of those and doesn't sound like it's something I need to do either <chuckling some>
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Alrighty, I might as well go ahead with what I was thinking a few post ago since it'll nudge me till I do.
The question of the thread was let the gal know what one thought of southern voices, female voices I'd gather and it didn't take long till damn lines were drawn in the dirt. Why? That's my question. Why presume that someone with a southern accent is stupid and use whatever word one wants, that's the meaning so get over it. And in turn someone from the south wants to fire back that it's to make the stupid yankee's think their dumb. Far as I see it those that do/did such a thing are infact showing how stupid, or how much a dumbass, or full of shit they actually are, take your pick as to the slam intended as you yourself slung some yourselves.
I'm from what's considered the north yet part of my family resided first in the south so does this mean I'm twice as smart or twice as stupid since I have the vocabulary of the north as it is yet I've been told by those living in the north part of my home state and most everyone I know that lives in Eastern US that I have a pronounced southern twang?
Stupid is stupid and it doesn't matter what your accent is, soon as it brings forth speech we'll know if you are, or isn't!!
Okay, so now do I climb off my soapbox or the materbox?
The question of the thread was let the gal know what one thought of southern voices, female voices I'd gather and it didn't take long till damn lines were drawn in the dirt. Why? That's my question. Why presume that someone with a southern accent is stupid and use whatever word one wants, that's the meaning so get over it. And in turn someone from the south wants to fire back that it's to make the stupid yankee's think their dumb. Far as I see it those that do/did such a thing are infact showing how stupid, or how much a dumbass, or full of shit they actually are, take your pick as to the slam intended as you yourself slung some yourselves.
I'm from what's considered the north yet part of my family resided first in the south so does this mean I'm twice as smart or twice as stupid since I have the vocabulary of the north as it is yet I've been told by those living in the north part of my home state and most everyone I know that lives in Eastern US that I have a pronounced southern twang?
Stupid is stupid and it doesn't matter what your accent is, soon as it brings forth speech we'll know if you are, or isn't!!
Okay, so now do I climb off my soapbox or the materbox?
someone sent me this and I thought ya'll might see the humor in it.
REDNECK CHALLENGE
I am sick and tired of hearing about how dumb people are in the South. I challenge any so-called smart Yankee to take this exam:
1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support a 10 pound possum.
2. Which of these cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in your front yard?
(A) '65 Ford Fairlane
(B) '69 Chevrolet Chevelle, or
(C) '64 Pontiac GTO.
3. If your uncle builds a still which operates at a capacity of 20 gallons of shine produced per hour, how many car radiators are required to condense the product?
4. A woodcutter has a chainsaw which operates at 2700 RPM. The density of the pine trees in the plot to be harvested is 470 per acre. The plot is 2.3 acres in size. The average tree diameter is 14 inches. How many Budweisers will be drunk before the trees are cut down?
5. If every old refrigerator in the state vented a charge of R-12 simultaneously, what would be the percentage decrease in the ozone layer?
6. A front porch is constructed of 2x8 pine on 24-inch centers with a field rock foundation. The span is 8 feet and the porch length is 16 feet. The porch floor is 1-inch rough sawn pine. When the porch collapses, how many hound dogs will be killed?
7. A man owns a Tennessee house and 3.7 acres of land in a hollow with an average slope of 15%. The man has five children. Can each of his grown children place a mobile home on the man's land and still have enough property for their electric appliances to sit out front?
8. A 2-ton truck is overloaded and proceeding 900 yards down a steep slope on a secondary road at 45 MPH. The brakes fail. Given average traffic conditions on secondary roads, what is the probability that it will strike a vehicle with a muffler?
9. A coal mine operates a NFPA Class 1, Division 2 Hazardous Area. The mine employs 120 miners per shift. A gas warning is issued at the beginning of the 3rd shift. How many cartons of unfiltered Camels will be smoked during the shift?
10. At a reduction in the gene pool variability rate of 7.5% per generation, how long will it take a town which has been bypassed by the Interstate to breed a country-western singer?
I betcha thought that there test was gonna be an easy one, didn't ya? It's okay if'n ya didn't do all that well. Just goes to show
ya...There's a hole heap of things that big city book-learning don't prepare ya for in this life.
As an added bonus for taking the "REDNECK CHALLENGE", here's some southernly advice that may come in handy down the road a piece...Next time you are too drunk to drive, walk to the nearest pizza shop and place an order. When they go to deliver it, catch a ride home with them.
REDNECK CHALLENGE
I am sick and tired of hearing about how dumb people are in the South. I challenge any so-called smart Yankee to take this exam:
1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support a 10 pound possum.
2. Which of these cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in your front yard?
(A) '65 Ford Fairlane
(B) '69 Chevrolet Chevelle, or
(C) '64 Pontiac GTO.
3. If your uncle builds a still which operates at a capacity of 20 gallons of shine produced per hour, how many car radiators are required to condense the product?
4. A woodcutter has a chainsaw which operates at 2700 RPM. The density of the pine trees in the plot to be harvested is 470 per acre. The plot is 2.3 acres in size. The average tree diameter is 14 inches. How many Budweisers will be drunk before the trees are cut down?
5. If every old refrigerator in the state vented a charge of R-12 simultaneously, what would be the percentage decrease in the ozone layer?
6. A front porch is constructed of 2x8 pine on 24-inch centers with a field rock foundation. The span is 8 feet and the porch length is 16 feet. The porch floor is 1-inch rough sawn pine. When the porch collapses, how many hound dogs will be killed?
7. A man owns a Tennessee house and 3.7 acres of land in a hollow with an average slope of 15%. The man has five children. Can each of his grown children place a mobile home on the man's land and still have enough property for their electric appliances to sit out front?
8. A 2-ton truck is overloaded and proceeding 900 yards down a steep slope on a secondary road at 45 MPH. The brakes fail. Given average traffic conditions on secondary roads, what is the probability that it will strike a vehicle with a muffler?
9. A coal mine operates a NFPA Class 1, Division 2 Hazardous Area. The mine employs 120 miners per shift. A gas warning is issued at the beginning of the 3rd shift. How many cartons of unfiltered Camels will be smoked during the shift?
10. At a reduction in the gene pool variability rate of 7.5% per generation, how long will it take a town which has been bypassed by the Interstate to breed a country-western singer?
I betcha thought that there test was gonna be an easy one, didn't ya? It's okay if'n ya didn't do all that well. Just goes to show
ya...There's a hole heap of things that big city book-learning don't prepare ya for in this life.
As an added bonus for taking the "REDNECK CHALLENGE", here's some southernly advice that may come in handy down the road a piece...Next time you are too drunk to drive, walk to the nearest pizza shop and place an order. When they go to deliver it, catch a ride home with them.
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mmmmmmmm Southern Belles, a breed of their own.......... 
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Southern belles can be very good. We can be very sweet and we love to please our men. I am sure if you ever heard a sweet southern belle cum in your ear you would never want another sound.
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I've never had that pleasure
I'm sure it IS very delightful!
a_sweet_juicy_peach said:
I'm sure it IS very delightful!
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You need to try it.
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I would love to, sometime.
Do you have any suggestions?
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Do you have any suggestions?
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Maybe
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?
Tease.
a_sweet_juicy_peach said:
Tease.
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Bob I am not a tease...you know how to get in touch with me.....Also ZfrkS62 hang in there and I am sure you will find you a sweet southern girl...we are out here....just keep on looking....she may be right under your nose.
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Sorry,
I sit corrected.
a_sweet_juicy_peach said:
I sit corrected.
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Lol...
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a_sweet_juicy_peach said:
::looks down:: Nope, no girls down there (which sucks on two levels, lol) all i see is carpet, bare feet and the result of being lonely and cruising around a sex oriented forum
Just need to find one with my sense of humor..sometimes i wonder if i'm to wierd for the people here
