A Walk into Soho

[Guest]

You look a little fed up with the whole routine

you would be too if you had to clean in diaphanous material that stuck to your wet-ish parts.

 

[shereads]

You look a little fed up with the whole routine

Never fall in love with an aroid. They only pretend to put down roots.

 

[shereads]

Aroid Lust

Audrey III (amorphophallus titanum), shown here flashing unwary visitors to the tropical plant house at Fairchild Garden, attracts pollinators by emitting an odor said to mimic a rotting animal carcass. How desperate is that? What good can come of a meeting between a blatantly phallic aroid who wants sex every five years, and a pollinator whose idea of a romantic evening is visiting animal carcasses? What if there are children?

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