Adventures at the Supermarket or why I shop with a revolver in my pocketbook
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insideShiraz
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Wood Shed!!...
I'm still tired, but where's the man in all of this grocery store bratty shit. You all sound like a bunch of Montessori strapped clucks. Kick that kid in the ass from the get go and it won't have to be so hard later on. There's too many underaged Montessori kids looking at this site already, with parents who coddle them right into prison through my dead loved ones. You brought them into this world, now do what it takes!
I'm still tired, but where's the man in all of this grocery store bratty shit. You all sound like a bunch of Montessori strapped clucks. Kick that kid in the ass from the get go and it won't have to be so hard later on. There's too many underaged Montessori kids looking at this site already, with parents who coddle them right into prison through my dead loved ones. You brought them into this world, now do what it takes!
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International Rules: Kiddie Catapult.
Nicole.
You'll need a big 3 inch thick and a foot wide rubber suspender.
A PickUp tow truck
Two thick Iron poles firmly buried in the ground, about 12 feet apart.
1 obnixious kid
1 baskeball basket placed 100 feet away from the poles.
1 role of strong duct tape.
Aply each end of the rubber suspender to each iron pole. Make sure they're firmly attached.
Role the kid up in a ball and use the duct tape to make sure, he/she stays in a ball. Preferably aply duct tape all around the kid.
Put the midle of the suspender, on the towing device on the truck, and drive about 15-20 feet forward, so the suspender is fully stretched.
Take the kid, and duct tape it lightly to the suspender.
Release the towing device on the truck, and watch the kid fly through the air.
The goal is to make the kid go "pure net" through the basket ball net.
You can heighten the stakes by placing the basket ball net 200 feet away instead of 100 feet.
Repeat this until you have made at least 10 baskets.
Nicole.
You'll need a big 3 inch thick and a foot wide rubber suspender.
A PickUp tow truck
Two thick Iron poles firmly buried in the ground, about 12 feet apart.
1 obnixious kid
1 baskeball basket placed 100 feet away from the poles.
1 role of strong duct tape.
Aply each end of the rubber suspender to each iron pole. Make sure they're firmly attached.
Role the kid up in a ball and use the duct tape to make sure, he/she stays in a ball. Preferably aply duct tape all around the kid.
Put the midle of the suspender, on the towing device on the truck, and drive about 15-20 feet forward, so the suspender is fully stretched.
Take the kid, and duct tape it lightly to the suspender.
Release the towing device on the truck, and watch the kid fly through the air.
The goal is to make the kid go "pure net" through the basket ball net.
You can heighten the stakes by placing the basket ball net 200 feet away instead of 100 feet.
Repeat this until you have made at least 10 baskets.
insideShiraz
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Exactly...
Letting the child know that there are consequences means torturing him?! You dumb ass!
Where's your creative mind X?
Today kids sue their parents!
There are so many kids on the street where I live because the parents said okay, go do it on your own. These kids are people who carry guns now, and don't care how they are fired!
Letting the child know that there are consequences means torturing him?! You dumb ass!
Where's your creative mind X?
Today kids sue their parents!
There are so many kids on the street where I live because the parents said okay, go do it on your own. These kids are people who carry guns now, and don't care how they are fired!
Xander
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We could do that Siren. But not nearly as fun.
Inside. WTF are you talking about??? Kids sue parents. yes I know. Kids carry guns. Yes I know. Kids Kills. Yes I know.
And if they want to be like that, they should be treated like any other adult. What do I care if he/she is only 13 years old. You did the crime, now do the time!
Inside. WTF are you talking about??? Kids sue parents. yes I know. Kids carry guns. Yes I know. Kids Kills. Yes I know.
And if they want to be like that, they should be treated like any other adult. What do I care if he/she is only 13 years old. You did the crime, now do the time!
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Now ok yes i have a child. An extremely well behaved 1 yr old!! When i say well behaved i mean you can put this kid in the cart and give her a toy and a bottle and shes all good while you are at the store!! Well that is until an obnoxious child or even an adult will attempt to touch my baby.. She dont like strangers!! The shit hits the fan and lil miss priss will scream bloody murder!! Now one day some mother of about 6 lil ones running around the store knocking things off shelves tried to touch my sweet angel and she started screaming!! This bitch had the balls to ask me to quit my child so her lil one could sleep!! I want to know how that kid can sleep it must have been drug induced because her kids were making so much noise that i came home with a migraine!! My lil angel and i now shop late at night you know 1 yr olds their sleeping schedule is still a little confusing at times!! Or im the woman in a tshirt and sweats there bright and early at 5 am!! Trust me there isnt a kid in sight let alone an adult!! And you get the freshest produce, meats, and freshbread that just got delivered!!
insideShiraz
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Just blowin' steam...
I wasn't really as irrate as it might have seemed, but kids are in the news here the last couple of days. Packs of teenagers are wandering around the city and beating the fuck out of lone individuals because they have nothing else to do. One guy was kicked to death. These are the same kids, I'm sure, who run around the store out of control when they're little. I don't know if packs of kids doing this is normal in other cities, but we pride ourselves on the ability to walk the streets at night after a dinner and a play/movie to get some espresso and a dessert. Keep up the good rockin', X.
I wasn't really as irrate as it might have seemed, but kids are in the news here the last couple of days. Packs of teenagers are wandering around the city and beating the fuck out of lone individuals because they have nothing else to do. One guy was kicked to death. These are the same kids, I'm sure, who run around the store out of control when they're little. I don't know if packs of kids doing this is normal in other cities, but we pride ourselves on the ability to walk the streets at night after a dinner and a play/movie to get some espresso and a dessert. Keep up the good rockin', X.
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Understand Gingersnap totally I have been with my kids to the store and see theese other kids running around and stuff and look at me saying. Boy they shouldn't be doing that, and what do you say you're right they shouldn't and you wonder to yourself why don't the parents do something and that is just it the parents don't have control the kids do. They get whatever they want no matter how bad they act and there is no use talking with the parents. Uuually you hear my kids do nothing wrong.
In my opinion if you raise your kids and teach them what is the proper behavior in different situations they will understand and when the don't you reinforce what is right and wrong. My kids never would even think of the things you have described. They were taught early in life about that. In fact I take both my kids shopping and have no problems with them what so ever they are good and are my helpers.
But I do understand you because for the most part it is hard to shop when you have theese kids running wild.
In my opinion if you raise your kids and teach them what is the proper behavior in different situations they will understand and when the don't you reinforce what is right and wrong. My kids never would even think of the things you have described. They were taught early in life about that. In fact I take both my kids shopping and have no problems with them what so ever they are good and are my helpers.
But I do understand you because for the most part it is hard to shop when you have theese kids running wild.
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