AH Official 2008 Prom Date Thread!

[damppanties]

You can't just change something like that.

How do you know they're bad? And how do you know I don't want to be taken out by bad girls?

Is too.

I can. I did.

I don't know. Which is why I asked.

Is not.

 

[FatDino]

I can. I did.

I don't know. Which is why I asked.

Is not.

You can't. You violated my erm...erm...well you did something you weren't supposed to.

Actually bad girls are kinda hot...

Is too.

 

[damppanties]

You can't. You violated my erm...erm...well you did something you weren't supposed to.

Actually bad girls are kinda hot...

Is too.

Great. So you're having sex at the prom. Cool. Let's see who gets to you first. maybe I should sell tickets....

 

[Belegon]

Great. So you're having sex at the prom. Cool. Let's see who gets to you first. maybe I should sell tickets....

How much for first row, center?

 

[damppanties]

How much for first row, center?

Errr...

Uhmm....

It's an auction.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

But . . . I want to participate!

 

[FatDino]

Great. So you're having sex at the prom. Cool. Let's see who gets to you first. maybe I should sell tickets....

List the bad girls.

And do I get a share of the profit?

I want to see who gets me first too.


Ooh, this is fun.

 

[FatDino]

Errr...

Uhmm....

It's an auction.

I'm recalling a certain auction long time ago...

 

[damppanties]

List the bad girls.

And do I get a share of the profit?

I want to see who gets me first too.


Ooh, this is fun.

The bad girls will identify themselves.

Yes, of course. Sure. *shifty eyes*

Do we have a bid?

 

[FatDino]

The bad girls will identify themselves.

Yes, of course. Sure. *shifty eyes*

Do we have a bid?

I want a share! 75%. No less.

 

[damppanties]

I want a share! 75%. No less.

But you get the sex!!!

 

[voluptuary_manque]

So what do the rest of us get?

 

[FatDino]

But you get the sex!!!

Oh, okay, so 74%?

 

[MagicaPractica]

So what do the rest of us get?

The entertainment, the titillation and the gorgeous girl on your arm.

 

[FatDino]

The entertainment, the titillation and the gorgeous girl on your arm.

You get a for giving the correct answer.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

When a show like that gets going, the gorgeous girl on my arm is in serious danger . . .

 

[damppanties]

When a show like that gets going, the gorgeous girl on my arm is in serious danger . . .

You so don't deserve her.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

You so don't deserve her.

Oh yeah? Do you have an airplane to pick her up in?

 

[FatDino]

You so don't deserve her.

Her who?

 

[MagicaPractica]

You get a for giving the correct answer.

I'm good at this game.

Oh yeah? Do you have an airplane to pick her up in?

She doesn't need one.

 

[damppanties]

Oh yeah? Do you have an airplane to pick her up in?

She doesn't need an airplane. She'd walk to the prom if you'd just treat her like a gentleman.

 

[MagicaPractica]

Her who?

*waves*

So, you're not going as a dinosaur again?

 

[voluptuary_manque]

She doesn't need an airplane. She'd walk to the prom if you'd just treat her like a gentleman.

And because of that she richly deserves the airplane . . . because I am a gentleman.

 

[MagicaPractica]

She doesn't need an airplane. She'd walk to the prom if you'd just treat her like a gentleman.

*ahem* If I'd known you were going to be so jealous, I would have asked you. :wink:

 

[damppanties]

*ahem* If I'd known you were going to be so jealous, I would have asked you. :wink:

That's ok. I get to see you nak... er... uhmmm. I mean, I am making your dress.