Airplane sex

[md80bob]

Just wondering how many people here have had sex on a airplane. I am an airline pilot and in the 23 years have had 3 times I can verify a couple had sex on the plane. I am just wondering how common it is. I personally would love to try it. I have a small airplane but wife is not interested. The cockpit on the jet would be fun too, although the passengers may not like it.

 

[subwannabe]

Every time I hear something like this I don't really understand it but my mind is always thinking about regular commercial flights. I would love it if you could elaborate for me exactly how this is done. I could see hand jobs or oral sex but regular or irregular intercourse? I could see having sex on a private jet with beds, sofas, etc., but on a regualr commercial flight?

 

[infinity706]

Generally, people go fuck in the plane bathroom. One goes in and the other follows a little later.

 

[Maverick_Man]

Generally, people go fuck in the plane bathroom. One goes in and the other follows a little later.

Except where does the other person go, on the cieling. it is soooo f*ing tight in there you would have to both do it standing up.......unless you were getting a bj ...hmmmmmm

 

[subwannabe]

That's my point. What the hell could you do in one of those restrooms? Seems like even a BJ would be difficult.

 

[Maverick_Man]

That's my point. What the hell could you do in one of those restrooms? Seems like even a BJ would be difficult.

I think this is definately a fantasy. You would have to be alone in first class or at the very back of a red-eye flight and all the passengers about 10 rows in front of you with no stewerdesses behind ya....IT is certainly a fantasy i can imagine but reality, it would be a hard one to believe

 

[SatansWench]

That's my point. What the hell could you do in one of those restrooms? Seems like even a BJ would be difficult.

Where theres a will there a way Never done it, but I've only been an a plane twice and thats when I was 11. Will definately give it a go the next time I get to fly though hehe

 

[off2bed]

The cockpit on the jet would be fun too, although the passengers may not like it.

Then do it with a flight attendant instead.

Let's see... MD-80. Delta, AA, or Alaska?

 

[md80bob]

airplane

I can't tell you that but it is one of those. Man sits on lav and woman sits on man facing door. At least thats what the flight att. tells me.

 

[Maverick_Man]

I can't tell you that but it is one of those. Man sits on lav and woman sits on man facing door. At least thats what the flight att. tells me.

md80 - since your a pilot, what are the fines/charges if you get caught?. One must weigh the benefit vs the punishment ..

 

[janjon]

Inquiring minds...

want to know. Really, what are the consequences of getting caught fucking in a commercial flight? In the bathroom - and otherwise.

 

[Davetmat]

I am interested myself in knowing..

 

[PhunkyPhuck]

A hanjob would be doable.

A BJ in the cockpit. Anything cock related should happen in the cockpit.

 

[asian_princess]

As long as you're not on one of those charter planes that will crash from the sheer force of the thrusting in the first place, I'd say there are multiple possibilities as to how you might wish to submit your application to the mile high club.

Firstly, it helps if you yoga, or if not, then the person you’re doing it with does.

Secondly, even if you have a whole row of seats to yourself and your one flight stand, I’d say it’s better to try it out in the lavatories first because, while everyone knows what you’re doing anyway, they’re more likely to turn a blind eye if they don’t actually have to see it. Most may just assume you’re banging on the door from the sheer joy of passing aeroplane food, anyway.

Thirdly, bet it’s the one time you wish you were a “little person”.

Fourthly, keep the following maybe positions in mind…someone mentioned before, the guy sitting on the closed toilet and the woman on top, facing away...that works, or she can be facing him, if she squats, or kneels on either side, another tried and true is the woman leant against the door, with one leg propped up against the basin, might not be ample room for thrusting but what there is, it’s deep. Also, for anal, she can kneel on the closed toilet seat cover, and there’s plenty of room for the guy to standing behind her and have his wicked way with her.

And fifthly, there is no fifthly, have at it, it won’t be comfortable, altogether clean or drawn out, or even be good *laughs* but hey, it’s an experience... and if all else fails, go back to your seats, throw over a blanket and diddle to your genitalia's content.

The fun part is trying to find the room to open the door to get out.

 

[MollyDolly]

As long as you're not on one of those charter planes that will crash from the sheer force of the thrusting in the first place, I'd say there are multiple possibilities as to how you might wish to submit your application to the mile high club.

Firstly... <snip>

*wonders when Appy conducted her research*

 

[asian_princess]

*wonders when Appy conducted her research*

*sends Miss Molly a plane ticket*

Starting right now, of course

 

[kendra1980]

I've yet to have sex on a plane, but have masturbated on a couple.

That is quite easy to accomplish.

But I've copied Appy's post, and will put it on a 3x5 card to take with me next time I travel with anyone plane sex worthy

 

[MollyDolly]

*sends Miss Molly a plane ticket*

Starting right now, of course

Ooh! Ooh! *crosses fingers* Please somewhere warm and sunny!

I've yet to have sex on a plane, but have masturbated on a couple.

That is quite easy to accomplish.

But I've copied Appy's post, and will put it on a 3x5 card to take with me next time I travel with anyone plane sex worthy

See, I always travel with family or friends... I need a new travel buddy, and a kinky one

 

[koalabear]

as a pilot for over 20 years, I can say I have never had sex with a airplane......

 

[asian_princess]

I've yet to have sex on a plane, but have masturbated on a couple.

That is quite easy to accomplish.

But I've copied Appy's post, and will put it on a 3x5 card to take with me next time I travel with anyone plane sex worthy

And i'm sure you're very accomplished at it too, Kaybutt *grins and reminds elf to be stowed away in her carry on bag and not her checkin luggage*

Ooh! Ooh! *crosses fingers* Please somewhere warm and sunny!

What's sunnier than a window seat as you're cruising above the clouds cruising for someone to take a cruise on-, er, with?

as a pilot for over 20 years, I can say I have never had sex with a airplane......

Yeah.

You've been too busy watching planes have sex with each other.

Aerophiliac

 

[LustfulOne50]

I have done the airplane sex thing"mile high club", which turned into a long weekend of pure exhaustive lustful sex with three female stewardess.

 

[off2bed]

md80 - since your a pilot, what are the fines/charges if you get caught?. One must weigh the benefit vs the punishment ..

I wonder what are the consequences if he gets caught posting on a porn forum, too!

 

[kendra1980]

And i'm sure you're very accomplished at it too, Kaybutt *grins and reminds elf to be stowed away in her carry on bag and not her checkin luggage*
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I do love air travel Longish skirt, no panties, a couple blankets...no telling what could happen

 

[asian_princess]

I do love air travel Longish skirt, no panties, a couple blankets...no telling what could happen

You should tell. *nods*

And in great minute detail, Kaybutt.

We waits

 

[kendra1980]

You should tell. *nods*

And in great minute detail, Kaybutt.

We waits

you know that isn't restricted soley to air travel...the trip to and from the airport can also bring one great masturbatory opportunities.

Thought I'd point it out, and change my comment to...


I love travel


I think you already know the minutiae of travel exploration, don't you Miss McGrabmeister?