Camisya
Really Experienced
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- Mar 15, 2012
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Ludwig looked over his shoulder at the over sized grandfather clock on the far wall. Well it was originally a grandfather clock. It had actually been completely stripped of the outer casing and had several strange looking contraptions poking out of it instead which were supposed to be able to predict weather patterns, market trends and the exact time that he would next have visitors. It was going to make him his fortune at last. All three things people really wanted to know! But all he had managed to make it do so far was let out a huff of smoke every 32 minutes. He wasn't sure why.
Besides he had no idea what would even happen if it tried to predict a visitor. Nobody ever wanted to come all the way out here. So far from the village, in this little cottage deep in the woods, just to see some mad inventor with a penchant for making things that didn't work!
Right now he was just looking at the time. 2 hours he had spent now, trying to work out what the hell he was building this time and what it was supposed to do. Sighing he looked back down at his workbench. Among the scattering of tools there was an odd little device he had wrangled together from his imagination. It had come to him in his sleep that there might be a demand for a plug shaped object that wobbled about when he turned it on. He had no idea what made him think that though...
With exasperation he finally gave up on this new project and threw it into the biggest pile of junk in the room. A massive heap of metal, wood and copper wiring and all other materials all muddled together taking up a whole corner of the room. Aptly labeled 'CRAP THAT DIDN'T WORK'
Around the rest of the room was anything that Ludwig saw potential in. The room was unfortunately sparse. Large wooden workbenches ran from end to end holding the occasional colorful fluid in large chemical sets or a device, half finished, with springs and cogs sticking out, all of which were supposed to revolutionize the world in some way but had remained forgotten as Ludwig lost interest in trying to figure them out one by one.
Here was a chair he had made, for example, that was supposed to be far more comfortable than the current notion of what a chair should look like... Instead of being upright and hard, Ludwig's chair was laid back with handles to better get on and off. It even had straps on the ceiling so you could put your feet up and relax in style! But the locals had called him and idiot when he had showed it to them.
And over there was an egg shaped device that was cleverly able to tell when an actual egg was cooked. If you put it in with your eggs it would shake violently to inform you that your breakfast was ready! But again, Ludwig found that when he turned it on, it would just start to shake straight away and wouldn't stop!
'What would anyone ever need that for anyway, even if it had worked!!' The townsfolk had said to him as they laughed him out of town for about the millionth time
It was useless. He had never been able to make anything in his whole life that actually did what it was supposed to...
Still, Ludwig could never quite shake the feeling that his inventions had a place in the world. None of them seemed to do what they were supposed to, but Ludwig was sure all he had to do was figure out what they could do instead...
Besides he had no idea what would even happen if it tried to predict a visitor. Nobody ever wanted to come all the way out here. So far from the village, in this little cottage deep in the woods, just to see some mad inventor with a penchant for making things that didn't work!
Right now he was just looking at the time. 2 hours he had spent now, trying to work out what the hell he was building this time and what it was supposed to do. Sighing he looked back down at his workbench. Among the scattering of tools there was an odd little device he had wrangled together from his imagination. It had come to him in his sleep that there might be a demand for a plug shaped object that wobbled about when he turned it on. He had no idea what made him think that though...
With exasperation he finally gave up on this new project and threw it into the biggest pile of junk in the room. A massive heap of metal, wood and copper wiring and all other materials all muddled together taking up a whole corner of the room. Aptly labeled 'CRAP THAT DIDN'T WORK'
Around the rest of the room was anything that Ludwig saw potential in. The room was unfortunately sparse. Large wooden workbenches ran from end to end holding the occasional colorful fluid in large chemical sets or a device, half finished, with springs and cogs sticking out, all of which were supposed to revolutionize the world in some way but had remained forgotten as Ludwig lost interest in trying to figure them out one by one.
Here was a chair he had made, for example, that was supposed to be far more comfortable than the current notion of what a chair should look like... Instead of being upright and hard, Ludwig's chair was laid back with handles to better get on and off. It even had straps on the ceiling so you could put your feet up and relax in style! But the locals had called him and idiot when he had showed it to them.
And over there was an egg shaped device that was cleverly able to tell when an actual egg was cooked. If you put it in with your eggs it would shake violently to inform you that your breakfast was ready! But again, Ludwig found that when he turned it on, it would just start to shake straight away and wouldn't stop!
'What would anyone ever need that for anyway, even if it had worked!!' The townsfolk had said to him as they laughed him out of town for about the millionth time
It was useless. He had never been able to make anything in his whole life that actually did what it was supposed to...
Still, Ludwig could never quite shake the feeling that his inventions had a place in the world. None of them seemed to do what they were supposed to, but Ludwig was sure all he had to do was figure out what they could do instead...