amazing bumper sticker wisdom

[sweetnpetite]

on a mug:

Hell I'm good!

on the other:

Damn I'm better!

Back to bumper stickers:

Straight hu? Just like spaghetti till you heat it up!

Don't piss me off- I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

You're just jealous because the voices talk to me.

Jesus loves you- but only as a friend.

Tease me about my age- and I'll beat you with my cain.

Trailer Trash Hick from Hell.

My other car is a broom.

 

[woodnymph_O]

i love the broom one

and someone else posted one about witch parking earlier lol .Sorry I didn't delve back to see who. On that not since I cant help myself
1. save the trees, wipe your ass on an owl
2. princess,having had sufficient experience with princes,seeks frog.
3. If we are what we eat, I'm fast cheap and easy.
(with a mcdonalds emblem on it)

and on the subject of funny here's a blessing

May those that love me
always love me
and may god turn the hearts
of those who do not
If he cannot turn their hearts
may he turn their ankles
so that i may know them
by their limping
nymphy

 

[sweetnpetite]

Re: i love the broom one

and someone else posted one about witch parking earlier lol .Sorry I didn't delve back to see who... nymphy

Yes, it was 'witch parking only, all other will be toad' more clever than mine which was simply, "my other car is a broom" but it didn't want to be left out.

Loved the poem btw.
"so that i may know them
by their limping"

Cute

 

[gauchecritic]

Seventies one for Brits: Jesus saves: McDonald nets the rebound.

 

[domjoe]

One of my faves -- actually saw it on the terraces at W H Lane back in nineteen hemty hem.

 

[snooper]

One for the real time nerds who care about timing in programs:

PI seconds is one nano-century.

 

[thebullet]

Here's an old one:
My other car is another piece of shit

And one I just saw today:
When Clinton lied, no one died

 

[vogueboy]

Preserve nature, pickle a squirrel.

 

[C's Button]

My kid made the honor pod at Washington State Penitentiary.

I love the spotted owl, braised with a light vinaigrette.

Save a horse, ride a cowboy. (I have seen that around here too.)

Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Beam me up Scotty, then torpedo the hell out of 'em. There's no intelligent life down here.

Phasers set on kill.

Let me get my clue club.

Someone fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

You! Oughtta the gene pool.

If life were fair, you'd be the red shirt guy! (Old Star Trek joke.)

 

[Guest]

And my personal favorite:

"Nuke the unborn gay baby whales for Jesus"

It's a bumpersticker now???

 

[nikkijames]

I had this one on my old car...

Unless your a hemorrhoid get off my ass

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Where's vella.......this is right up her alley!

No shit! I'm hoping she comes in here tomorrow. She's got a ton on the back of her car and they all make me laugh so hard.

Three of my favorites:

1) Eve Was Framed!

2) Cat - The other white meat

3) CAUTION! Car equipped with anti-theft sticker.

~lucky

 

[cantdog]

Anti-theft stickers. One of the coffee places I went to had the sticker on the door:

PROTECTED BY
Amputron
SECURITY SYSTEMS

I always wanted a bumper sticker like that, on a mirror colored mylar background, to look official. "Amputron" sounds dire, man.

 

[SeaCat]

Some more

1) Stop following me.

2) If you can read this roll me over. (Placed upside down on a Jeep.)

3) I hear voices, and they don't like you.

4) You are proof that God has a sense of humor.

5) Give Blood, Play Rugbe

And the all time classic:

6) Honk if your Horny

Cat
The Marine Feline

 

[matriarch]

I have no idea if these have been posted, I am not going to scan back through the whole thread

Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"

The proctologist called ...they found your head.

Everyone has a photographic memory ...some just don't have any film.

Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.

Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.

WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.

Some people just don't know how to drive... I call these people "Everybody But Me,"

Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.

Don't like my driving?
Then quit watching me.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.

 

[thebullet]

My favorite Tee Shirt that passes for a bumper sticker:

I was riding through the back roads of Eastern Shore Maryland when I was passed by a biker on a Harley.

His tee shirt read:
If you can read this, the bitch fell off

 

[oggbashan]

Free the Heinz 57

I used to think: therefore I woz

Millwall: Everyone hates us: We don't care.

Jesus Saves: Exxon Shares

The South Sea Bubble Burst: When Will Telfon Tony Tear?

Og