"An Equal Opportunity Voyuer"

[sirhugs]

I probably ought to stop stealing ideas from Zadie Smith. I already created enough of a tempest over on the AH.

This thread ought to be safer. (gulp. I hope).

I have just lifted a phrase from page 67 of Smith's Dead and Alive out of context, because I think the phrase sounds cool and could make a great Literotica title (and descriptor of the MC).

But other than obviously being an entry in the Exhibitionist and Voyuer category, what's the story about?
Who is the MC?
Who is he watching?
Are there other characters besides the MC and those watched?
What's the plot?
What shenanigans ensue?

 

[Carnevil9]

My first thought is someone who peeps on both men and women. But I'm sure there are subtler ways it could be interpreted.

Maybe two voyeurs are watching something together, and get so turned on that they start having sex with each other? And maybe they are two people who absolutely shouldn't be having sex with each other? (brother and sister watching parents, for instance) (or a brother and sister in-law)

 

[anthrodisiac]

Chameleon anthro, able to watch two different sets of people at the same time.

 

[anthrodisiac]

Just got this letter...

"Dear Anthy,

My name is Jackson. I am a chameleon. For centuries, my kind has dealt with the harmful stereotype that we are peeping toms and tominas, who lurk in the shadows and get off on watching other people do nasty, nasty things to each other. It harms our reputation, and demoralizes our people, who are good, hardworking folk who are often too busy to both with hanging around all camouflaged while we watch couples, thruples, quadtuples, quintuples, sextuples... really, all the -uples, "get jiggy with it," as the kids these days say.

Please see attached the cease-and-desist letter, and should you continue to slander our people, expect legal action to be taken. None of us want an ugly court case, so it would be in everyone's best interest if you stop perpetuating this lie.

Sincerely,
Jackson Camu

PS: I really liked that teal satin camisole you wore on the night of 4/29; it really brought out your feathers.

PPS: Allegedly wore. I wouldn't know, total guess. Yeah.

PPPS: But seriously, it looks nice."

 

[liliput1]

Just got this letter...

"Dear Anthy,

My name is Jackson. I am a chameleon. For centuries, my kind has dealt with the harmful stereotype that we are peeping toms and tominas, who lurk in the shadows and get off on watching other people do nasty, nasty things to each other. It harms our reputation, and demoralizes our people, who are good, hardworking folk who are often too busy to both with hanging around all camouflaged while we watch couples, thruples, quadtuples, quintuples, sextuples... really, all the -uples, "get jiggy with it," as the kids these days say.

Please see attached the cease-and-desist letter, and should you continue to slander our people, expect legal action to be taken. None of us want an ugly court case, so it would be in everyone's best interest if you stop perpetuating this lie.

Sincerely,
Jackson Camu

PS: I really liked that teal satin camisole you wore on the night of 4/29; it really brought out your feathers.

PPS: Allegedly wore. I wouldn't know, total guess. Yeah.

PPPS: But seriously, it looks nice."

Everyone knows chameleons are known for their cunnilingus, duh.

 

[anthrodisiac]

Could have an interesting take on my two previous comments. Chameleon anthro is really tired of the stereotype of them being voyeurs, doesn't really understand what all the fuss is about anyway. So they decide to give it a shot, and quickly realize the appeal. They start to become more and more addicted, moving from house to house, just watching. Starting off small, maybe just some people kissing, then craving the voyeuristic aspect more, seeking out more behavior and touching themselves to it.

Then one day, they get caught. They got too excited and shifted their color too much on accident, but instead of being mad, the couple/throuple/whatever-ouple decides to invite them in. After all, that tongue, though... Shit gets freaky.

LMAO, @liliput1 beating me to my own punchline

 

[liliput1]

Scooped!

 

[sirhugs]

Could have an interesting take on this. Chameleon anthro is really tired of the stereotype of them being voyeurs, doesn't really understand what all the fuss is about anyway. So they decide to give it a shot, and quickly realize the appeal. They start to become more and more addicted, moving from house to house, just watching. Starting off small, maybe just some people kissing, then craving the voyeuristic aspect more, seeking out more behavior and touching themselves to it.

Then one day, they get caught. They got too excited and shifted their color too much on accident, but instead of being mad, the couple/throuple/whatever-ouple decides to invite them in. After all, that tongue, though... Shit gets freaky.

LMAO, @liliput1 beating me to my own punchline

"get's freaky" ?????

because an anthro chameleon isn't "freaky"????

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

New apartment building is constructed but oddly, no landlord is renting. Instead, people get emails and instant messages advertising a once in a lifetime deal: rent and utilities are free and they will get paid to live there. Only conditions are: no kids, no animals, no indoor smoking or incense. Additionally they have to sign a waiver allowing their image to be used online. The people who get the message come from all walks but the main thing is: they’re all desperate.

The landlord is a big pervert. Body type and age (provided they are adult) doesn’t matter as long as he gets intimate access to all of their lives. Only question is: what kind of a pervert is he?

1. Just a guy: he has cameras strewn throughout the complex and can freely control the thermostats, elevators, etc. Of someone finds out, he threatens to shut the whole place down but he can increase their pay more if they start playing dress up for him and getting the other tenants into sexual situations

2. Online show: tucked away in a corner of the internet is a reality tv show where people can stream the house and for a premium can buy the tenants gifts or alter things in the building. They can even deploy an aphrodisiac gas to turn things up.

3. Elder god: building was made as a sacrifice to an ancient god. Instead of wiring, millions of tiny tentacles with eye on them are woven through the house so it can always be watching “the enclosure.” It won’t harm anyone but it wants to see all kinds of humans in all kinds of situations as it finds them quite desirable

 

[liliput1]

New apartment building is constructed but oddly, no landlord is renting. Instead, people get emails and instant messages advertising a once in a lifetime deal: rent and utilities are free and they will get paid to live there. Only conditions are: no kids, no animals, no indoor smoking or incense. Additionally they have to sign a waiver allowing their image to be used online. The people who get the message come from all walks but the main thing is: they’re all desperate.

The landlord is a big pervert. Body type and age (provided they are adult) doesn’t matter as long as he gets intimate access to all of their lives. Only question is: what kind of a pervert is he?

1. Just a guy: he has cameras strewn throughout the complex and can freely control the thermostats, elevators, etc. Of someone finds out, he threatens to shut the whole place down but he can increase their pay more if they start playing dress up for him and getting the other tenants into sexual situations

2. Online show: tucked away in a corner of the internet is a reality tv show where people can stream the house and for a premium can buy the tenants gifts or alter things in the building. They can even deploy an aphrodisiac gas to turn things up.

3. Elder god: building was made as a sacrifice to an ancient god. Instead of wiring, millions of tiny tentacles with eye on them are woven through the house so it can always be watching “the enclosure.” It won’t harm anyone but it wants to see all kinds of humans in all kinds of situations as it finds them quite desirable

There is no Dana only Zuul.

 

[anthrodisiac]

"get's freaky" ?????

because an anthro chameleon isn't "freaky"????

The eyes would be a little unsettling, but the tongue more than makes up for any reservations I might have I mean, they can go down on you from across the room, what's not to love about that?

Plus, pretty colors

 

[liliput1]

The eyes would be a little unsettling, but the tongue more than makes up for any reservations I might have I mean, they can go down on you from across the room, what's not to love about that?

Plus, pretty colors

Google 'chameleon stutter step'. You're a clever girl (yep I went there), I'm sure you can think of some uses for that.

 

[anthrodisiac]

Google 'chameleon stutter step'. You're a clever girl (yep I went there), I'm sure you can think of some uses for that.

Don't need to google it, very familiar with that swaying gait.

And I just made myself laugh thinking about a chameleon woman at a fashion show on the catwalk

"Joanne, hurry the fuck up!"

 

[liliput1]

Don't need to google it, very familiar with that swaying gait.

And I just made myself laugh thinking about a chameleon woman at a fashion show on the catwalk

"Joanne, hurry the fuck up!"

Her coworkers absolutely call it, "pulling a Joanne"

She doesn't mean to. She just does it when she gets nervous.