RobDownSouth
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When I played high school football, that's what people would yell from the stands if a player got injured and the team doctor had to go out on the field.
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When I played high school football, that's what people would yell from the stands if a player got injured and the team doctor had to go out on the field.
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lolly'd at that
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The real truth is: 100% of all gay men have been similarly treated by a doctor or queer recruiter. ONE HUNDRED PERCENT!
This information has been kept secret by the forces of gay evil, who want to piss God off and cause California to fall into the ocean, where they will float it on pontoons and declare independence as the sovereign nation of Faggotania.
Anal fingering is clearly the "gateway drug" of faggotry. Avoid it at all costs. Once you find you like that, you're going to want something harder...
This information has been kept secret by the forces of gay evil, who want to piss God off and cause California to fall into the ocean, where they will float it on pontoons and declare independence as the sovereign nation of Faggotania.
Anal fingering is clearly the "gateway drug" of faggotry. Avoid it at all costs. Once you find you like that, you're going to want something harder...
thirty
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It totally disgusts me to think about having sex with a man, I just... just have to say, okay, that's it, I found that the feeling of being fingered was not bad, maybe I will love the feeling...
That scares me.
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thirty
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Why is Peggy so funny? I didn't get it.
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Kind of conflicting information. Normally, fear of things in your rectum is enough to keep-the-gay-at-bay.
If it is possible that you might love the feeling in those particular nerves, you might already be gay.
On the other hand you could try stimulating those nerves with the help of someone that is not a gay man, like a woman, for example.
I'm not sure, but I don't think Buddy Holley was gay. He seemed fond of Peggy.
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Queersetti
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That's his sister's name. Peggy Bytchin. Well, really, it's Margaret.
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Did he cover your ass in half a tube of KY, do the deed, and then hand you an industrial paper towel to clean up with?
I blame Obama!
I blame Obama!
Bob_Bytchin
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And she's strapped.
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Say what you will, but under Obamacare, I don't have to pay any extra fees to have my doctor finger my ass. And that's a big savings, what with my twice a week appointments.
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He's not a slut!
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I know her, Dr. Diggs.
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You can't catch the gay. Are you serious? People train for that shit for years and you just think you can catch it like that? I for one have been studying the gay for 3 years now and still haven't gotten my gay card yet. Gah, the amount of ignorance nowadays....
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You know what's awesome tho? Lady folk also have hands. Little known fact.
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They don't get in any hurry to get that shit out. It took me like 18 years to get mine.
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Personally, I feel this was the thread win right here.
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I can't believe you are over 18 years old and have been coming to this porn site for almost eight years and don't know what "pegging" is.
Here's an example: http://www.literotica.com/s/the-professors-dildo
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thirty
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I recall the feeling of being fingered, it was like between comfortable and uncomfortable, I don't think I like the feeling to the point that I will try to find someone to do me again, but if I have to do the checking again, I might not be against it as I used to be.
Maybe girls normally feel the same after they were fucked for one or two times?
Did I make it clear enough?
What scares me is that I think I should totally dislike to be fingered as a pure stright man.
thirty
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I can't believe you are over 18 years old and have been coming to this porn site for almost eight years and don't know what "pegging" is.
Here's an example: http://www.literotica.com/s/the-professors-dildo
Thank you for the explanation.
Peggy means peg which reminds stick and penetrate?
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Generally speaking, it means a woman wearing a strapon or using a double dong to fuck a man in the ass. It might be part of BDSM or it might be a fun think for both participants. Personally, I prefer to write about fun things.
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