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Anal sex - before and after
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Hi Sweet,
Also, several gentlemen on this thread have delicately attempted to compare the size of something which is evacuated from that hole to something which penetrates. Ahem.
It can't be done - not really.
Au contraire. Are you really saying, by analogy, there is a sofa that you can get OUT your front door, but which is too large to be brought in?
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Fingers, toys, the serious diamond-cutter erection of which proud men boast, are all of a different - consistency? Firmer and harder - let's say, than any exiting waste product. So it is a bit difficult to compare.
The 'diamond cutter' is a metaphor, sweets. And it's topped by a marshmallow, in any case.
As to really hard objects, sure, they'd hurt, jammed in. These 'jellylike' dildos have a nice degree of 'give' to them. Some plastic bottles, filled with water, even have the compressibility you're referring to (they may narrow at one point, and balloon out slightly, elsewhere).
I don't believe there's any adult tiny princess that can't take a 1/2 in diameter soft, lubed probe, if she's not frightened. And things can proceed from there. I remind you that a surgeon, where necessary, can insert his whole hand in most asses.
[**] P.S. Just kidding. I realize you're alleging that there are large bean bag chairs that may exit your front door, whereas seemingly smaller rigid sofas would not be able to be brought in.
Also, several gentlemen on this thread have delicately attempted to compare the size of something which is evacuated from that hole to something which penetrates. Ahem.
It can't be done - not really.
Au contraire. Are you really saying, by analogy, there is a sofa that you can get OUT your front door, but which is too large to be brought in?
[**]
Fingers, toys, the serious diamond-cutter erection of which proud men boast, are all of a different - consistency? Firmer and harder - let's say, than any exiting waste product. So it is a bit difficult to compare.
The 'diamond cutter' is a metaphor, sweets. And it's topped by a marshmallow, in any case.
As to really hard objects, sure, they'd hurt, jammed in. These 'jellylike' dildos have a nice degree of 'give' to them. Some plastic bottles, filled with water, even have the compressibility you're referring to (they may narrow at one point, and balloon out slightly, elsewhere).
I don't believe there's any adult tiny princess that can't take a 1/2 in diameter soft, lubed probe, if she's not frightened. And things can proceed from there. I remind you that a surgeon, where necessary, can insert his whole hand in most asses.
[**] P.S. Just kidding. I realize you're alleging that there are large bean bag chairs that may exit your front door, whereas seemingly smaller rigid sofas would not be able to be brought in.
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Pure said:Hi Sweet,
Also, several gentlemen on this thread have delicately attempted to compare the size of something which is evacuated from that hole to something which penetrates. Ahem.
It can't be done - not really.
Au contraire. Are you really saying, by analogy, there is a sofa that you can get OUT your front door, but which is too large to be brought in?
[**]
Fingers, toys, the serious diamond-cutter erection of which proud men boast, are all of a different - consistency? Firmer and harder - let's say, than any exiting waste product. So it is a bit difficult to compare.
The 'diamond cutter' is a metaphor, sweets. And it's topped by a marshmallow, in any case.
As to really hard objects, sure, they'd hurt, jammed in. These 'jellylike' dildos have a nice degree of 'give' to them. Some plastic bottles, filled with water, even have the compressibility you're referring to (they may narrow at one point, and balloon out slightly, elsewhere).
I don't believe there's any adult tiny princess that can't take a 1/2 in diameter soft, lubed probe, if she's not frightened. And things can proceed from there. I remind you that a surgeon, where necessary, can insert his whole hand in most asses.
[**] P.S. Just kidding. I realize you're alleging that there are large bean bag chairs that may exit your front door, whereas seemingly smaller rigid sofas would not be able to be brought in.
What the fuck????
Are you moving furniture now, Pure?
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Pure said:
I beg to differ.
Why do you think I'm so happily married?
