And The Punchline Is?
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So that's the game... I start the joke, you finish it and start another joke.Very simple!
Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?
To crush you on the other side?
Oops I didn't read, does it have to be chuck norris?
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They later decided a boat, in a moat, can't float.
What does a sewing factory and lit have in common?
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If you aren't careful in either one, you're liable to get poked.
What do an old man and a young woman have in common?
50/50 property rights
what's different about the three threads below?
A.
B.
C.
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50/50 property rights
what's different about the three threads below?
A.
B.
C.
They're giving it to you, digit by digit.
How much wood would a cheerleader chuck if a cheerleader could chuck wood?
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The equivalent of 1 football team per season.
What do michael jackson and this thread have in common?
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He wanted to beat you up too
Let's have a eulogy!
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The sun sets, the night rises and my thoughts are with you. Possibilities, hopes and dreams, you were capable of anything. All you needed was love. An encouraging whisper, even a soft sigh, but no flowers can grow without the sun. I will leave a piece of my heart with you, it will cry when you can't, it will care when you won't and it will love eternal.
Can we kill it now?
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Pure cheese, my fingers are still stained orange.
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That doesn't go together at all...
What? Idiots and cheesy fingers? Beg to differ...
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It's in that book over there, yeah that one: The Never Ending Story
How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
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I cheated and looked
1 to hold the bulb, 50 to rotate the room.
Write your eulogy and I'll send a story I wrote. I am not above bribery
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I would like to say a few words about my thread And the Punchline Is?... She and I have been friends since yesterday, which was over six hours ago. She has always been there when I needed her and I will miss her dearly. And the Punchline Is? was a hard-working, intelligent, caring and very thoughtful thread. She was very close to her few posters and occasional watchers and had almost no people who cared about her.
One of And the Punchline Is? best traits was that she always lived her life to the fullest and loved to make people laugh and smile. Whenever I was feeling down and needed a friend to lean on she was there for me. We have been through a lot over the hours, but no matter where life took us we knew we could count on one another.
And the Punchline Is? taught me a lot over the hours. She taught me simple things like people don't like jokes, Iceprincess12 was mean and how to tell the perfect half of a joke. But she also taught me more important things like the value of persistence and how to balance beginning and ending.
It isn’t possible to put into words the importance of threads like this and how much And the Punchline Is? meant to me. She positively influenced my life in so many ways and I will miss her with some small part of my heart. And the Punchline Is?, thank you for your friendship, I will miss you forever and never forget all of the time we spent together. Until you rise from the ashes of history like the majestic Phoenix you truly are and prove that you too are immortal.
And on that note!
How many Phoenix does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One of And the Punchline Is? best traits was that she always lived her life to the fullest and loved to make people laugh and smile. Whenever I was feeling down and needed a friend to lean on she was there for me. We have been through a lot over the hours, but no matter where life took us we knew we could count on one another.
And the Punchline Is? taught me a lot over the hours. She taught me simple things like people don't like jokes, Iceprincess12 was mean and how to tell the perfect half of a joke. But she also taught me more important things like the value of persistence and how to balance beginning and ending.
It isn’t possible to put into words the importance of threads like this and how much And the Punchline Is? meant to me. She positively influenced my life in so many ways and I will miss her with some small part of my heart. And the Punchline Is?, thank you for your friendship, I will miss you forever and never forget all of the time we spent together. Until you rise from the ashes of history like the majestic Phoenix you truly are and prove that you too are immortal.
And on that note!
How many Phoenix does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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