And yet another word game

[Kissophile]

Kissophile, want to tell us what the situation and words are.??

Sorry. New situation:

Your mechanic is telling you what is wrong with your car.

Words: dildo, vacuum, honey

 

[dr.bong]

Sorry. New situation:

Your mechanic is telling you what is wrong with your car.

Words: dildo, vacuum, honey

What do you mean I have a DILDO stuck in my tail pipe, and you can't VACCUUM it out, because it si stuck in there with HONEY



Situation: You are giving a political fund-raising speach


Words: Orgasm, Sperm, Ecdysiast

 

[Cathleen]

Situation: You are giving a political fund-raising speach


Words: Orgasm, Sperm, Ecdysiast

I am pleased you have all gathered here tonight in support of our friend, Bill, a most distinguished ecdysiast <am I right ladies?>, who not only has tastes for fine cigars, promises an orgasm for all but will leave his sperm on your dress.


<sick, just sick!!>

Situation: Greeting the pastor after Sunday serives

Words: pitfall, brat, temporary

 

[dr.bong]

I am pleased you have all gathered here tonight in support of our friend, Bill, a most distinguished ecdysiast <am I right ladies?>, who not only has tastes for fine cigars, promises an orgasm for all but will leave his sperm on your dress.


<sick, just sick!!>

Situation: Greeting the pastor after Sunday serives

Words: pitfall, brat, temporary

Well, certainly the PITTFALLs are obvious, but if someone can watch your BRAT, and if you can get rid of your TEMPORARY worker, we could have some real fun


Situation: Your best freind is in the hospital


Words: Succubus, pantheon, erection

 

[Kissophile]

I am pleased you have all gathered here tonight in support of our friend, Bill, a most distinguished ecdysiast <am I right ladies?>, who not only has tastes for fine cigars, promises an orgasm for all but will leave his sperm on your dress.


<sick, just sick!!>

Situation: Greeting the pastor after Sunday serives

Words: pitfall, brat, temporary

Pastor Brown, our attempt to bring in a few lost souls with a brat and beer fest has found a pitfall in that the beer is gone and the boys have brought out the remainder of the sacramental wine, but I'm sure their interest in it will be only temporary when they discover it's really just grape juice from a gallon can.

Situation: Explaining a badly trashed hotel room to the room service waiter.

Words: fire, chocolate, tango

 

[Kissophile]

Bump - so those who play this game will see that I did, in fact, get around to adding a situation and some words.

 

[Cathleen]

Pastor Brown, our attempt to bring in a few lost souls with a brat and beer fest has found a pitfall in that the beer is gone and the boys have brought out the remainder of the sacramental wine, but I'm sure their interest in it will be only temporary when they discover it's really just grape juice from a gallon can.

Situation: Explaining a badly trashed hotel room to the room service waiter.

Words: fire, chocolate, tango

Sir, my friend and I were experimenting with chocolate body paint when next we knew we were whipped into a frenzy doing the Tango, that was when the fondue pot was sent flying and ignited the drapery in fire; easy to understand I think.


Situation: Daughter's dance recital, ages 3 - 16

Words: fig leaf, timer, box

 

[dr.bong]

Sir, my friend and I were experimenting with chocolate body paint when next we knew we were whipped into a frenzy doing the Tango, that was when the fondue pot was sent flying and ignited the drapery in fire; easy to understand I think.


Situation: Daughter's dance recital, ages 3 - 16

Words: fig leaf, timer, box

Ok, so have you got the BOX to put your dance shoes in. Ok, what about the TIMER so you know when you are finished. Now remeber, the name of the auditorium is FIG LEAF studios.



Situation: Your grandparents 75th anniversary

Words: Vibrator, Stop Sign, Flare Gun

 

[me_akron]

Grandma was doing fine on the ski-doo until the flare gun went off...she panicked...ran onto the beach and into the stop sign and she shouldn't have been using the vibrator just then.


situation:

The new mailman has brought the mail to your door...You're nude ... the door is open and you're just behind the screen door...fully nude...and a lady

words: masturbation, hormones, welcome